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Is this actually a game?


Yeah, its an old Xbox Live game called The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile. Its made by the people who did Charlie Murder and Salt and Sanctuary. Its a one of those DMC type games, but in 2d.

Also the backstory is pretty wacky, yeah. It kinda takes a back seat to the combat and style.

EDIT: So is that around the power level you were looking for at the start?
Here's a CS for Yuki, though I'm not sure if I'll be using her yet. Basically I just wanna gauge of how powerful our characters should be.

Again just to reiterate, not sure if I wanna play her yet so don't lock me in or anything.
Written in order of my interest.

Yuki(The Dishwasher)
Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
Flowey/Chara (Undertale)
A Vault Hunter (Borderlands)

I don't think I'll go with the bottom three but possibly. And this is mainly without doing research and trying to remember stuff.

EDIT: Now with links!
Oh yeah, just a reminder for @Vesuvius00 that its your turn.
Seems of interest. Not sure if i wanna play Cirno or Taokaka again, or just go with somebody completely new. Maybe Travis Touchdown?
@Major Ursa pretty good. Pretty good. Summers been nice and relaxing. Have a family trip coming up though, ambivalent about that.
La Bandita

Local: Peach's Castle ==> Goomba King's Fortress
Operatives: @Holy Soldier, @Lmpkio, @Lugia


Bonnie simply snickered as the Koopa King lifted up the foolish despot, and insulted him, before chucking him at his own fortress. That was why he was pretty much the only man she respected in the kingdom. Though, Mario making fun of the counterfeit crown did place him one step closer to likability. Apparently, she shared her Bowser-loving sentiment with the drunkard, who had followed them over. She sighed and face palmed. Hopefully Bowser would tell him to goddamn leave.

As the less famous members of the crew watched the fight, that Yoshi asked her where she had gotten her bat, apparently it looked similar to something he had once owned. She doubted it, but humored him anyways. "Nah, this ain't yours. Got it offa some douchebag in the King's castle." She laughed. "Hell, even if it was, you ain't gettin' it back."

The Goomba King rambled on while she was explaining herself, but she did catch the last bit of what he said. Apparently, it was some of Bowser's soldiers who were attacking the town, and his the goomba's fortress by extension. Apparently there was a "big guy" too. "So those ain't actually yours, right? Would a section break off like this?" She asked the koopa. Honestly she hoped they couldn't be called off. She was sure she and everyone else here were itching for a fight.
@Major Ursa Well, I really wanted to get something out today since I couldn't yesterday, so I just assumed those feathers hurt. If they don't, I can edit.

♥ Ash Hare


Ash laughed slightly as Nina expressed concern at attacking the monster in front of them. "These things can't speak, like you an' me. And they just attacked you didn't it? I'd say it's life is forfeit." He rationalized. But then she said something that just about blew his mind. Humans didn't have magic? Well then how did they do... anything? And what was that purple trap thing if not magic? Apparently they didn't even believe magic existed up on the surface. What a queer place it must've been.

Nina CHECKed the thing out, after setting a trap. It had low attack, but a surprisingly high defense for something to soft. Nothing he couldn't have told her on his own, obviously. Something he couldn't have told her was the monster's reaction to getting sliced. Instead of taking damage regularly, it split in half, allowing razor-sharp feathers to fly everywhere. Instinctively, Ash dodged. He threw himself to the left, which proved to be a bad move. He had moved directly into more of the feathers, the attack spreading wide. In seeming happenstance though, he had jumped towards Nina, shielding her from the quills that could've hit her.

Ash grunted in anger as he pulled some of the quills from his bones. He had been hit by a few of them. He lost 4 HP, so now he was at 24/30. Shit, he had completely forgotten he had lost some health in his scrap with Nina. He would have to avoid stuff like that again. Looking back, he noticed more FP's around them, one who had just latched itself onto Nina but was fleeing. "D*mn! I forgot they did that... Sh*t did your trap get messed up?" He asked her. Him absorbing the attack probably made them lose their chance at bonus damage. For now he simply weighed his options. He didn't have any items, orange magic would be ineffective, his saw got him hurt, and they were surrounded. It really wasn't looking good for him, huh?

♥ System


A slight grin could be spotted on System's face as Lorelei accepted the regular rate. Normally she didn't get jobs so close together. She would probably be able to splurge a little this week. Still, her brief smile returned to normal as the normally ecstatic and explosive idol became serious. Though the skeleton woman could fight, a two on one, with a human, would not end well for her. So she heeded the advice, and would bring her weaponry along.

Quickly, Lorelei returned to her normal joviality, while asking when she'd start. "Yes. Tonight I'll look over Ash's files. See if there's any precedent. Tomorrow, I'll see if I can talk to him. Or go over to his home, need be." She explained. Even if nothing came of it, seeing this human in action would be fun.
Sorry for not posting yesterday. Didnt get to use the PC till really late at night. Ill try again today.

@Vesuvius00 i would assume Ursa. I thoughy they said i could influence the monsters biology and such, but not control it.
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