Kafka Komedy

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@Prince of Seraphs

Rad! I'd definitely love to suggest the Evil Academy's Freshmen building. This is mainly because Lord Mao didn't make the cut for being someone I played, but I'd still love to see him.

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@Royzooka those people you are referring to in you post that Candycane is running towards, those are Doom and Spy right?

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

That reminded me to clarify some stuff of my own about Alice T.
*Clarified that Erotica a La Mode is carried on her person in public
*Clarified what happened after Bob left
*Clarified that Alice and Bob used to be famous scavs.

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

Jezz

Name: Jezabelle "Jezz" Honorton
Gender: Female
Furry Species: Opossum

Height: 5'9
Weight: 120 lbs.

Personality: Jezz is a simple woman. Give her a drink, something to smoke, and some good company and she'll be content with the added bonus of not plotting any murders or how to rob you blind. She lives in the moment, not putting much thought into the future since hey, New Earlton isn't a gentle place and the odds of growing old aren't in her favor. While Jezz isn't conventionally intelligent she has an ocean of street smarts and that all powerful "Common Sense" that a lot of people are either lacking or too desperate to listen to. Whenever trouble shows up she knows to just duck her head and go with the flow, high tailing it out of there when it's best in her favor.

Acquaintances come quickly to Jezz, an inevitability given her playboy antics and promiscuity. However finding true friends is a little bit more... difficult for her. Sure there isn't much to a one night stand, just a humpity bump, finger gun snap, and away she goes. True intimacy however is a little more intimidating to the young woman and not something she gets into often. In these moments of vulnerability you'll find a mumbling mess of ramblings, back of the neck scratches, and avoiding eye contact. But you know how this cliche ends, once you have her you'll have a friend for life, someone who would go to the ends of the world just for you.

Biography: There isn't much to the story of Jezz, no big tragedy, no deep betrayel, nor a scathing lesson on the cruelty of the world. Her parents did a good job of preparing their daughter for the world, never hid the garbage but never holding her into it. Just enough for her to accept it as part of her life. A child of scavengers, it isn't any suprise she's picked up the trade as well. Jezz has stayed a freelance agent in the profession, using a family contact to fence whatever she finds out in the Toxic and generally has kept her lifestyle of hedonism comfy with her foreys into the field. She's been coasting this past month on a particularly good find but as inevitable as death her funds have begun to dry up and she's itching to get back out into the Toxic.

Inventory:
Gas mask, fitted for her particular brand of face
Pokey, A knife always kept on her person. Good for opening cans as well as veins
Baseball bat, simple but effective. Usually only seen in her dive
Groovy, A sawed off shotgun with two barrels, a close quarters special
Scav-Pack, a large backpack built for comfort and capacity, comes with pry bar and rope.
Jezzebelle Special, A simple flask never found empty. The many mixed whiskeys in it have given it a... unique flavor

Other:
Jezz is a fan of running around, both for fun and for survival. As such, she is able to run for long periods of time and possesses a great deal of agility while doing so. If she can help it he prefers to deal with things nonviolently, running away most of the time but if cornered she'll fight like a rat.

Theme Song, "The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me"

@Ghost Queen

Ooooohh, Jezz and Alice T. would be great friends. They should totally scav together sometime.

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Whoops, forgot mentions in my post. @Lmpkio and @Lugubrious

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Alice T.

Alice T. Arouraíos

Gender: Female
Furry Species: Pink-Eyed White Rat

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 127 lbs.

Personality: A fairly apathetic and dry woman by default. She rarely speaks, but on the occasions she does she can sometimes provide some scathing commentary about the life and times of those inside the dome. Even then, she's not particularly smart or stupid, just seems that some of Bob's wit has rubbed off onto her. She participates in many vices, her nihilism and hedonism running rampant. She smokes, drinks, and is very casual about her relationships and sexual encounters. Despite all this, she can find joy in the old art of the world outside the dome. Other cultures absolutely fascinate her, and she saves most of the pictures she finds outside the dome and displays them proudly in her abode.

Though she's primarily a scav, other forms of work aren't an immediate decline. She will not kill for money, but thieving, and self defence are other, much more sketchy stories. It heavily depends on circumstance if she will take a job, and most of the time she tries to get by simply by scav requests, and fencing her loot from the outside, even if it means she must limit herself to cheap beer most nights and a pack of cigs every three days.

Biography: Born, like many other rat families, with many siblings, Alice was decidedly not a favorite child. She was also not a problem child so she, like most others in her family, was trained as a scavenger outside the dome. This is where she had her first encounter with the past culture of life outside the dome and she fell in love with it. Even now, adding a nice painting to her collection is one of her only sources of true satisfaction. But other than those few moments, she was simply lazing through life and following the path laid out to her. Eventually, like all in her family, she was booted from the house at 16, now able to successfully scavenge outside the dome. She joined a scavenger's guild with some of her siblings, where she met the man who would change her life. Bob.

Bob was the absolute light of Alice's life. He was funny, smart, and always attended to her needs. He was also a master gunman, able to provide supporting fire for Alice, who was less suited to close combat. As a pair, they were unstoppable, and eventually, Bob asked her out. She agreed and for quite a while they had a healthy relationship. They even removed themselves from the guild, the pair being so great at scavenging they were able to freelance for request. Unfortunately, Bob seemed to grow farther apart from Alice every day. Another lingering second staring at the waiter or waitress. Another night out and about with his friends. Alice slowly began growing more and more into her old apathetic state of being. One day, he simply didn't return home. He left her a message detailing he had found a charming young man named Charlie and left it at that.

Alice fully bounded back into her apathetic personality, now with an added jadedness towards the dome and its inhabitants, from her ex. The guild wouldn't accept her return, so she now rents out a room in The Hole, and also serves as a freelancer, taking many request for those who want something from outside the Dome. Ask Sacha for Alice T., or place a request on the notice board. She may find what you're looking for. Or she may not. Life's just a tad capricious like that, ain't it?

Inventory and Equipment

• Gas Mask - A sleek, white and red, rat-fitted gas mask. She also has a couple of filters for it. Though she keep the gas mask on her, all replacement filters are in storage until needed.
• Erratic Phallus - A .454 caliber, double-action, revolver, with a 6" barrel. The cylinder features a manual front cylinder hatch, so reloading requires two hands since the cylinder can't simply be flipped out. She also has a speed loader for it, so she doesn't have to manually load all 5 bullets in combat. In public she only carries the loaded gun and 5 bullets in the speedloader. All other ammo is stored until needed.
• Erotica a La Mode - A black tanto-style knife with partial serration. Mainly made for when things get hairy.
• Scav's Tools - A light pack containing a multitool, a crowbar, and a machete. Useful for getting into abandoned buildings. Stored until needed.
• Messenger's Bag - A scavenged sack that seems to be referring to some kind of old game. It's light and has quite a few pockets, so Alice stores her loot here. Stored until needed.
• Armor Vest - A knife and blunt-trauma resistant vest. It's quite light and can be worn under regular clothes, but most days Alice keeps it in storage.
• Red Bow - A red bow Bob gave to her on their first date. She wears it always.

Other:

Themes
Just hanging around...
Make love, not war.

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Gourd Lake - Kaiser Oblivion

The Kaiser smiled in a melancholy manner at the dark mage rambled a small amount. The man was certainly happy even though, apparently he was lost. He also had a morbid sense of humor, if one could call gleeful talk of murder humor. It almost reminded him of the late Exorcist, broken by his own guilt. He hoped something similar had not befallen his new acquaintance. He certainly seemed unhinged. But fulfilling the man's request couldn't hurt, yes? Well, it certainly may hurt, but with Spring Awakening, he was sure the both of them would be fine. Hopefully.

"No, I don't mind at all." Denys said, sheathing his blade. Though, he was almost certain he would need to take it out in a bit. "Though if it's about my Spring Awakening then I can answer any questions." He explained. Then the Kaiser decided he had better give the Magus a more thorough once over. Geist was quite dangerous when he and Denys first met. The man didn't seem to be in possession of any weaponry, but something that did catch his eye was that Henry didn't seem to be from any academy Denys knew of. The closest guess he could make was Al-Khampis, the flowing robes being good at deflecting the desert's sun.

"So, what is this 'experiment' you want to perform?"

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Hyrule Field - Red

The woman who Red and Blu accosted stopped dead in her tracks as Blu spoke to her. Mr. Nobody's breath hitched, and Red tensed up, the possibility that this woman wasn't friendly growing ever more evident as each millisecond passed. The black-haired woman turned to face them, a blank look on her face. Red could have even sworn they had locked eyes for a bit, before the woman charged ahead. The man in the Transistor began to scream out to Red, but the singer had already activated turn, and made her way behind Bayonetta, before realizing the pattern of the bullets. Unless she was the world's worst shot, she was aiming at the skeletons. With a sigh of relief, Red deactivated Turn, allowing Blu to finish his shout, and the gun gal to destroy all of her targets.

Blu quickly regained composure, and told the woman of the current situation. "They'll keep popping up no matter how many you kill. We need your help getting to a safe place." He explained. While he was doing this, Red dodged around some more skeletons, who had popped shortly after Bayonetta had dispatched the ones behind them. "That castle seems like a good idea." He suggested to the woman. "Though, if you know where to go, we're all ears."

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And posted. @Lmpkio You're good to go.

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Red - Hyrule Field

"Red..."

The red haired woman let a small inquisitive moan in response to the voice. It sounded like her partner. She turned towards the voice, only to be greeted by a blade stuck into the ground. For a brief moment she was confused, but her memory returned to her fairly quickly. So that night wasn't all just a dream like she had hoped. She slowly pulled herself up, and fixed her hair, before pulling the Transistor out of the terrain.

She began to ask Blu what was going on but her voice didn't seem to want to come out, all that sounded was a hoarse wheeze. It seemed her losing her voice wasn't a dream either.

"Still mute, Red?" the man in the Transistor sighed. "Well, let's see where we are." Blu suggested. Red looked around. She was in the middle of a large, grass field quickly becoming night. There were many hills, and a few landmarks in the distance. A mountain, a river, and, closest, a castle. As Red surveyed her surroundings, she tried to focus on how she got here. Those two men with the Camerata, they told her with the Transistor she could control the Process. She was trying to reach someone. Royce. But she never made it there, did she?

"This doesn't seem like Cloudbank, unless we missed a renaissance fair." Blu commented. He was going to speak again, but the shifting the ground interrupted them. "The process?" He asked. It seemed he was wrong though. Some form of skeleton rose from the ground. Instinctively, Red slammed the blade into the ground, Crashing the undead and shattering him back into a pile of bones. "No, no definitely not... Red, look!" Blu said, alerting Red to the two that had popped up in it's place. Again, Red Crashed them, but another pair popped up. Red was about to go into turn, see if maybe these were processes, just with cloaked Cells. But Blu pitched in. "More'll just pop up if you kill them Red. Run." He told her. She relented, and began fleeing towards the castle.

As she made her way their, occasionally Jaunting to dodge the swipe of a skeleton or destroying one per Blu's advice, the man in the Transistor seemed to notice something. "Red, it looks like when we outpace one, another one just pops up ahead of us. We'd better reach shelter soon." He told her. Luckily, sanctuary seemed imminent. Red could see a woman in the distance, and she seemed to be holding guns. The Transistor didn't seem to hold any power over these things so help would be appreicated.

As Red reached the woman, Blu spoke to her in Red's place. "Hey, lady, mind helping us out here?" He asked the woman. Red gave the lady a look over as she answered. The woman was wielding guns on both her hands, and feet, and her clothing seemed to be made of some kind of hair-like material. Red hadn't been keeping up with stuff outside of Cloudbank, was this what avant garde fashion was in another part of the world? She didn't like this style as much as Darzi's. Still, this woman would be much needed help, and maybe she could give them an idea of where they were.

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