Kafka Komedy

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

Alice T.
^{Outside The Dome}

Alice T. sighed to herself as she continued walking across the wasteland that was the outside world. It wasn't barren per say, in fact there were hundreds of monsters ready to rip her skull out. But the only truly intelligent for miles around would be this scav group Alice T. was a part of. She didn't even know who most of these people were honestly. But that probably didn't matter that much. This was a pretty routine run for some television parts.

Being ever the social butterfly, Alice T. pulled out her gun and began looking over it. She ran her hands over the smooth barrel, and grasped the hard grip in her hands. It had been a while since she cleaned the thing but, opening up the cylinder and peering into the barrel from the back didn't show any glaring issues. She'd clean the thing when she got back to the Hole but for now it would be fine. She slid the revolver back into her baggy cargo pants and picked up the pace to catch up to the rest of the group.

Once she got there, it was revealed to her that they had reached the destination. A large electronic super store. One would assume it had been picked clean because of its obvious target, but good scavs knew how to find stuff in places already "picked clean" and this store was certainly a spot for amateurs. Alice T. waited as the rest filed in. She had no idea why more than 2 people were even going on this trip, this was fairly simple stuff. But, as long as she was getting paid for honest work, there really wasn't a whole lot of anything to get worked up about.

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

It'd be good if you guys @ Mention any characters involved so that we know to pay extra attention to your post.

Reminder: @ mentioning something after post is posted wont send a notification. Should this happen, post an @ mention for the characters involved.

Thanks.

@VKAllen

Ah, should I put the mentions in the IC post? I did it in an OOC post right after, would you prefer I did it the other way?

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

Finally friggin' finished with Maxxy's intro post. It's not even that good, but whatever. Anywho, here are the people included
Sacha, @VKAllen
Lucy Lu, @Hawlin

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

Maxxy
^{The Hole}

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

"I got it! I got- oh."

Maxxy quickly released her deathgrip on the alarm clock and dropped it onto the floor. She giggled a tad bit, but was certainly saddened at the realization the two wouldn't be rushing for the phone together for quite a while. Probably never again. But whatever, she wasn't the kinda gal to obsess over the past. A loud snore from the other side of the bed roused her from her reminiscing. Sam, obviously. She was disappointed she hadn't woken him up, but you couldn't have everything, could you?

The little lagomorph hopped out of bed with a spring in her step. The ringing of the phone was a sort of pavlovian response for her. She was no morning person, but that phone got her up, got her pumped like Sam's stomach after too many fudgy bars! But this would probably crash unless she put some caffeine in her system, so she got to work on finding wherever the hell she and Sam put the coffee maker. Not on their desk, not under the bed, not behind the TV... Ah, in the sink! She put the thing on and stripped out of her underwear for a quick shower.

A quick rinse off and soaping up with whatever products the hotel had on hand, and she dried herself off. Before replacing her towel with clothes, she walked out of the bathroom and poured herself a cup. It seemed Sam was getting up too, smacking his jaws and yawning. Yeah it usually took him a while to wake up as well. "Coffee's up, Sam." Rang her nasally voice. She took a sip, and her face twisted in some sort pleasure/disgust mix. "Tastes like Playdoh!" Maxxy commented. Sam mumbled something along the lines of 'you crack me up little lady.'

Eventually, Maxxy managed to get some old clothes on and get Sam in the shower. After that, she decided to make her way downstairs and try and find some work while Sam changed his bandages and take some pills. She offered to help him, but he declined. (But you bite a man a few hundred times and, for some reason, he doesn't trust you!) He instead suggested that since they were running out of money she should go ask the boss for work.

As she hopped down the stairs, she heard the familiar voice of the owner and barkeep, a lynx named Sacha, being generous as always. Though she'd never admit it to his face, she was very glad he gave her and Sam solace. She had no idea why he was so nice or how he could afford it honestly. Almost reminded her of the old Chief.

As she made her way to the bar, she heard a woman with a very odd accent. So odd, in fact, Maxxy couldn't help herself but make fun of it. As she crossed paths with the woman making her way to the back room, she called to her, "Nice accent, are you Hanz or Franz?" before hopping up onto a seat at the bar and talking to her new boss. "So, Tall grey and creepy, anything for me to sleuth or kill today?" The private dick asked with glee. It would be nice to finally be put on a case again, after all this time. Maybe she wouldn't have to scavenge coffee grounds up from the previous renters of the room she was staying in then.

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

Trying to write up a post for Maxxy right now. Progress is slow going though.

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

@Hawlin Sounds like Ansel it is.

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

EDIT: He lives in an apartment complex a block or three away, but has access to back rooms of The Hole.
Max could have shown up with Sam and be helped by Lucy after closing, or something like that.

@Hawlin

That sounds good. What disguise was he wearing at the time? Maxxy would love to insult thank whoever helped out her partner.

Anyone want to know or have had a past with John besides his boss?

@FallenTrinity

Neither Alice T. nor Maxxy have had need for hired murder in the past, but Maxxy would love to ask how ready he would be to assassinate a mob boss.

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

@Hawlin Oh wait, Lucy can do med work? Maybe he's the one who fixed up Sam! If you want him to, that is. I'm sure there are many shady doctors here in The Hole.

EDIT: Oh wait I forgot Lucy doesn't live in The Hole does he?

Die Alone, or Listen to the Tale from the Watering Hole (An Anthropomorphic Dystopic, noir RP. High Casual, Furries)

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I'd rather you scrap the flamethrower and the car. Reason being; I can't see a reason how you would start with one and gasoline is a problem.

@VKAllen

Aw man, the DeSoto? But Maxxy barely got to ever drive it!

Nah I getcha. I'll chuck 'em.

All In (Video Game Multiverse)

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And done. Just removed the first lines she said, and added something a little nicer.

@Lmpkio

And now i've rewritten my post. Feel free to post for Bayo whenever.