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Maxxy
The Hole


As soon as the woman dismissed the insult and Sacha told her to wait a minute or two was about the time a rat busted through the door. Bloodied and beaten. Maxxy didn't bother to stifle her laugh at this joker. She was much more calm than this when she busted in, and Sam's health meant way more to her than her own. This guy was a goddamn pussy!

But she supposed it was better to be a pussy than a dope. In walked another man, silencing the bar, with the exception of Maxxy of course, with his intimidating presence. A wolf, dressed in black. She was wondering why the douche hadn't already shot his prey, but a quick look at Sacha informed her that he was really good at that 'creepy' thing. It would be best for everyone if they all stayed in line for now.

Then the wolf had a seat, ordered a drink, and had a casual conversation with his mark. Maxxy could barely contain herself it this point. Letting your mark get away, talking with them, and even paying for their drinks? The man was a comedian savant. Sacha also seemed to love to take the piss out of him, an added bonus to the already hilarious situation. While the wolf and the rat were speaking, Sacha passed some files from the Wolf to Maxxy. A quick lookover and Sacha's description told her all she needed to know about the situation, someone needed sleuthing done! She gleefully giggled, before mumbling something about murder and turning to meet John's stare. It was almost... flirtatious. Hanz over there responded in the positive, but Maxxy was having none of that.

"Really? Big fan of flat-chested girls? I'm taken. By disgust. And corndogs." She said with a fake grossed out tone. "Anywho, even a pervert like you can be useful sometimes." she vocalized, getting up off of her barstool and walking over to him. "Normally, I work with a partner. You're probably not as good as Sam at connecting dots, making connections, or eating fudgy bars, but this case is pretty straightforward. I'll give ya a 50% cut. Seem fair? Well too bad. You're between jobs anyways." She offered, with an outstretched hand. "Also, do you happen to know where a 2010 Chevrolet Camaro is? Black and white paintjob. I feel like I may have... misplaced it?"
okay, writing up now but I have to go do something that will take about an hour or two in 30 minutes so if it's not out by then, expect a bit of a wait. Sorry and thanks in advance.
@FallenTrinity thank you so much! ill try to crank it out after dinner
Ill have a post up shortly


ah, Maxxy never got to make funof him! also she wanted to request his help with the weapns.
Birthday today, 21st, won't be online, be on tomorrow!

hai guys!


Be sure to get super drunk!
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Maxxy will deliver payment to John, whos only a few steps away. Lmao.


That's like the next level of "I'm your boss."

Anywho, I'll get a post up after @Hawlin
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I think I'll mix this up a little instead... Make it plans for a weapons smuggling operation and Sacha aims to get his paws on that.


Ooooohhhh, forceful acquisition of a crate of heavy weaponry sounds much more Maxxy's style!
@VKAllen Like @FallenTrinity suggests she going in like this.



exactly like that.
I dig the post too. I like how John's kind of a silly dude that was just blessed with coolness. A very interesting take on the "cool dude." archetype.
And the TV Parts scavenger mission has been set up. Alice doesn't seem too miffed about it either way.
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