Kenshi

Gif the User

Post a random fact about yourself.

I watched "Willy's Wonderland", a Nicholas Cage horror movie, where he doesn't act or say a single word.

Why in gods name did they make this movie so f*cking boring?

@SleepingSilence

Boring? I thought you said he didn't have any talking parts?🥁

Crossover Town

@Kenshi The cops drew their guns on Jason when he started chainsawing people, and everyone else just started running.

The Terminator started shooting at Jason with dual handguns. The cops then aimed at the Terminator as well. They shot at Jason and the Terminator both with their glocks, but to no avail. Bullets whizzed at Jason; the cops were shooting for his head, while the Terminator was aiming for the hands and arms holding the chainsaw.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Jason's body danced from the sheer amount of bullets that struck his body.
He fell to the ground, and the Chainsaw skipped across the street.
A brave cop approached slowly and kicked Jason's foot once, then twice.
"I think the son of a bitch is dead."
Jason's hand reached up and grabbed the cops groin, and ripped it off.
The crazed killer got to his feet, as the cop doubled over in pain, bleeding out from the groin.
Jason raised his boot, and smashed the cops face into the ground.
He walked over and lifted up the Chainsaw, before walking over to the neat cop and cutting him straight down in half.

Pretend we are all co-workers from the same office building

Stan woke up, "what a weird ass dream, caves, talking doors, rockwoman, samurai, magic, I gotta stop watching so much garbage on tv."
"Why am I even on the floor, and where is everyone?"
He stood up slowly, looking around, "Oh shit this is just like in walking dead, when Rick woke up."

The elevator door dinged, and Ted walked out, "Hey Stan. "
"Hi..Ted, well so much for being like Rick, damn I would have made a good Rick to....going to lunch."
"Carl I love you. " Stan said in his best southern drawl, as the elevator door opened, and he stepped in.
"Carl...Carl.....

[5E] Peasants of Mass Destruction

Bartholomew turned towards Krusk as the half-orc blacksmith made his entrance with spear in hand. Bartholomew could feel the tension in the crowd already present increase considerably, as it tends to do when an armed and aggressive half-orc begins causing a ruckus. Deciding that this situation needed to be defused, Bartholomew made his way through the crowd and interposed himself between the wizard and Krusk. "Easy now, Krusk. There's no need for violence." Bartholomew said calmly. "If there is a problem, let's see if we can solve it without spears, yes? I'm sure nobody wants any harm done over what could simply be a misunderstanding."

@rush99999

Krusk gave Bartholomew a hard glare, "Did the watchman come to you and ask for help with all this chaos?, no , instead of you, he came to my work shop, and asked me to patrol the roads and look into this matter. "
Krusk stared eye to eye with the bartender, "Do I come to you and tell you how to do your job, again rhetorical question, I do not, therefore stay out of official business unless you would like to be locked up today."
The half - orc walked over to the Dwarf who has caused all this chaos including Krusk to lose his anger, and said "Your coming with me, let's go"

Dungeon Builder Monster Extraordinaire

@Mae
roleplayerguild.com/rolls/21103

5,3,1,2

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK: THE ZOMBIE INVASION

@RainyHigh
roleplayerguild.com/rolls/21102

3 you successfully land and roll to your feet.

"Hell yeah, what I tell ya" congratulated Reno on your jump.
."so let's be careful , check this place out for supplies."
Reno snuck over to one of the new windows and peaked in.

A Fearful/Strange Adventure (Supernatural/human rp)

Julius scoffs at the sight of the gnome, coughing as he backed up against to a wall only then to hear a scream. Someone's muffled, suffocated scream and he turned to Umbril. "I told you. I spoke to you of this. Mice are no creatures to befriend, they will torture and torment the soul even after death... We should fetch this soul, too, and keep it or sacrifice." He mutters in regard to Reginald.

As for the gnome in front of him, Julius scrunches his nose in disgust. "State one reason why I cannot step on you this instant, for you have ruined my hair."

@alexakeehl

Razulkra gulped, "Well, okay, because of this."
Quickly he moved almost like blur, and when he was done, he threw his hands out and said "Ta da"
During that quick blur, he had successfully tied the Devil's feet together.
" I'm not your typical garden gnome, actually I'm not even typical. "
" I can do nasty dirty tricks against anyone you dislike, I can cause so my h trouble." Grinned Razulkra.

RTD: Masters of Evil ! Quest to World Domination!

Papa Debas the Voodoo King

Papa Debas

^{Age 30 Gender M Race Human}

Appearance:
School of Magic:Voodoo
Inventory: clothing as pictured and black bone staff
Quests: World Domination! You can also add a personal quest if you wish. When a quest is completed rewards will be granted.
Other: Pet Snake Anything else you want to share!

My RP ideas & CHARACTERS

Papa Debas the Voodoo King

Papa Debas

^{Age 30 Gender M Race Human}

Appearance:
School of Magic:Voodoo
Inventory: you start with clothing and Gnarled staff
Quests: World Domination! You can also add a personal quest if you wish. When a quest is completed rewards will be granted.
Other: Anything else you want to share!