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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Also, it could not be reducing mass, otherwise people would know, because if mass was reduced not only would the laws of physics be out the window [even more so than now], but also collisions would not be a problem in the slightest.
"RAMMING SPEED!" *Comical Boink*
We're doing everything we can to keep armored warfare out. That's why we stopped the Communist Mecha: such things would pave the way for PANZERKAMPF, which while being fucking awesome is not the focus of the game at first.
We need to have an NRP entirely focused around badass tanks. Like, an alt-history where infantry was entirely forgotten the moment tanks showed up, and now everyone just uses tanks and nothing else. Not even aircraft. It's just tanks.
Very good app Keyguy. However all this talk of elan based airships got me thinking about how I should describe the AUNS Northern Birds. When I wrote it out I imagined the air force being more giant hulking battleships (very similar in appearance to actual battleships) that rely entirely on bombarding land fortifications and positions to make way for the much larger, and less trained, Liberation Army. Very much a WW1 military theory really.
As you can see, I went and said "It's the Navy but in the sky". I envision Vanjanan doctrine saying "100% of the world is covered by the sky, so if we rule the sky, then we rule the world". Expect combined arms to feature heavily, especially since my destroyers are fast and maneuverable little bastards. The Army marches in with airships above them, the airships start bombing the enemy while the Army hands back and fires away, then the Army pushes in along with an Aerial Dreadnought and pounds the remaining enemy soldiers to a pulp. You know, provided the enemy doesn't have AA guns. In that case, the Army hopes the King is leading them. Because he's (as you can tell) Charles XII.
An an observer, I wonder why Elan is only being used for colossal ships. Why not other hover-craft? Hover-tanks, hover-cars. Hell, that dude with bicycles could upgrade to hover-bikes.
No, no no. Not yet. That's for when we find out that its effect is actually reducing mass and can also be activated by flowing an electrical current through it.
Is this a reference to suicide?
Congratulations, you got OOC post number 666. Are you in league with Keyguy?
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
Here's the completed app.
Indeed it does, but really I don't give a hoot. Do you want your air fleets to use big guns? Do you want them to use rockets? Do you want them to bomb their enemies or a little bit of everything? Air battleships and armored cruisers or just floating weapon platforms? It really doesn't matter, I appreciate that people have gone through the effort to do the math for such things, but to be perfectly frank I don't really care. Airships exist for thematic purposes, there's magical fucking antigravity clay, and steam engines are far more efficient and powerful than they have any right to be. This setting doesn't exactly need to be 100% perfectly logical down to the newton or joule or coulomb considering that this is steampunk, and steampunk and "math" have never made good bedfellows. Major breaches in logic should obviously be addressed, but for the rest things can be hand waved as needed. At the end of the day, take a deep breath, relax, and repeat the following to yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ugebzq3juE
Ahh... MST3K Mantra... speculative fiction's best friend.
Keyguy confirmed for Satan.
Dammit, you discovered my secret identity!
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Well, looks like I'll have to post a 20 word thing for Arcadia. The pain. Oh God the pain.
Cathacia, Planet Arcadia
The Empress looked the doctor in the eye, listening carefully to every word she said. The accent was definitely alien, but the "translator ring" (however that worked) didn't make a single mistake. Even the grammar was correct, speaking the formal dialect that would be required when speaking to the Empress. The ring appeared to have more knowledge of Abh culture than the doctor, which was especially odd since there didn't seem to be any major electronic component to it. As far she could tell, it was just a ring. When she heard "Roa'marri", it was quite clear that she was afraid. While she controlled most of her facial cues, her eyes gave it all away. Whoever she was, that name meant something to her. "I was on the bridge of the Imperial flagship, which is probably what you found crashed. I was leading an attack on an enemy colony of about a hundred million people, not an invasion, just a blockade. We figured that if they couldn't launch anything, then we could set up defenses and construction facilities uninterrupted. After all, we were only trying to establish a frontline outpost. It was our first offensive of the war, the plan was to surround the enemy homeworld on all sides then force them to sign a peace treaty. I'll give you the short story for now, maybe later I'll tell the whole story. After we had entered blockade formation around the planet, an allied warship rammed us, setting off the emergency escape system and forcing me to flee. Before I jumped away, I heard a transmission from the ramming ship. It wasn't the voice of that ship's commander, it sounded just like him, but it wasn't him. They declared allegiance to the enemy, something no Abh would do after what they did at Midway. The only explanation I have is that they were somehow mind controlled by our enemy, who revealed themselves in that message to be known as the New Roman Empire. That was the first time they let us learn anything about them aside from the shape of their ships and what their weapon discharges looked like."
I need a nation friendly to the Communalist cause... Right now I'm simply a pariah state amongst Capitalists and Monarchists, which is just fine with me but THE REVOLUTION MUST SURVIVE!
Hey, we kinda sorta have respect for the worker! We just have a capitalist system. Where the workers get paid fuck all. And its all run by an absolute monarch who is probably insane.
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