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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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Here's my app, its WIP right now, but I wanted to post what I had done so you people could tell me everything I did wrong so I can fix it.
The Nazis considered building a base on the moon and colonizing Antarctica. The Nazis considering something doesn't make that something feasible, and especially doesn't make it a good idea.
The difference is that there was never an active Nazi initiative to build rockets to go to the moon or to send people to Antarctica. There was one for their seemingly crazy steam bomber.
Issue with steam engines on airships is that it requires two very large engines (I assume Elan can't just be set fire to). So if you want a cheap thing that costs little Elan, can't go wrong with the Resian Rocket Barge™.
Well, it is said that "the combustion of Elan gives off a form of anti-gravity lift". Presumably you could make some kind of maintenance nightmare of a craft that combined the antigravity engine and the steam engine into one unit. If not, well, we've always got normal steam planes. Because a few happened IRL (The Nazis even considered building one for the long range bombing of America, of all things). Considering that steam engines are more powerful in this reality, it's entirely possible that planes could use steam.
Smells like Last Exile.
We've got enough Germany here, so why not?
As we all know, I'm in for Christianity. Can't have Charles XII without it.
So I did some insane maths (literal rocket science) and found out how to make airships cost effective. PROBLEM: Firing regular guns produces CRAZY recoil, and regular naval guns are incredibly heavy and big. So, as a solution, I present the most steampunk thing ever. SOLUTION: The Resian Rocket Barge™! A small, essentially unarmored (armor above small arms/flak levels in the magazines and on the balloons) ship that is for air to ground operations. Somewhat accurate Hale rockets fired at 8000 feet can go approx 10 km and since your target is an army, the accuracy doesn't matter. There is no recoil and many more rockets can be carried than shells.
You know, we kinda have antigravity tech, and we all know that steam engines here are a bajillion times better than they are IRL. We just gave ourselves a means of propulsion good enough to power a normal plane, so we can actually have fighters. Of course, we also gave that plane antigravity so it only needs wings for the maneuvering surfaces. This means that the wings can be smaller. Do you know what this means? (If you do, and somehow know what I'm talking about, you win an undefined number of Keyguy points)
Ima just start by seeing if they don't mind me putting my borders around them...
You're supposed to pillage and burn their villages until they worship your God, you idiot! That's how it works! On a serious note, who invented the Elan Airship? Or was it a slow process with nations kind of all going "Huh. Let's put this floaty rock stuff on ships and make them fly. That'd be kewl."
Just so everyone that remembers knows, I haven't died yet. Anachronistic Sweden will be coming in all of its protestant glory, ready to spread the light to the heathens in the South. Speaking of protestant glory and spreading light, do we have a Christianity analog, or will I have to make up my own religion in order to spread the light?
Ah I see you want to exploit civilize the natives.
They must see the light. And give us all of their elan.
Just so everyone that remembers knows, I haven't died yet. Anachronistic Sweden will be coming in all of its protestant glory, ready to spread the light to the heathens in the South. Speaking of protestant glory and spreading light, do we have a Christianity analog, or will I have to make up my own religion in order to spread the light?
*Waits for Keyguy to realize he addressed him*
Sorry, that's all good. I probably won't be posting for a while, as my sig just got more relevant again.
Also remembering said planetary shield was being powered by a fleet of 100 ships and all of the defense stations orbiting the planet, and they were fighting a fleet of about 50 ships with inferior technology.
Duck55223
Im not going to say anything about this Duck, we have talked about this before. Ill bite though, what makes my tech inferior? please tell me.
Apparently the whole "Terrans have shitty railguns" thing made Duck decide that anything that wasn't a laz0r biim was shit-tier. Seriously, the problem was never railguns, the problem was that the Terrans made shitty ones.
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