Keyguyperson — Roleplayer Guild

THE END IS NIGH! WE MUST CALL UPON THE ONLY POWER CAPABLE OF SAVING US! I SELL MY SOUL TO THE GREAT DEMONIC FORCE, AND ASK THAT IT SAVE US. REPLY BLOB! SAVE US FROM OUR PLIGHT!

For what reason would Duck pretend to be Zadubadabu (who has a delightfully whimsical name, by the way)?
@Samebito
It's a long story. Basically, because of a convo I had with Duck over Steam, I started to get more and more wary of him. When the Roa'marri came up, I was like "ERMAHGERD TEH NAEM" (Which is admittedly a terrible accusation to begin with, but I was pretty mad due to other circumstances at that point). Being the paranoid bastard I am, I started scrutinizing everything, and the magic-giving was a giant source of "Ermahgerd altz Duck wud totallyzz do dat". In hindsight, Duck really wouldn't make alts for personal advantage. That is NOT his style. Apologies for being all paranoid, I was under a lot of stress recently, and stress always clouds judgement. Especially with me, I can go somewhat insane under stress. In other news, Zabudabu does have a great name. Reminds me of that show I watched a billion years ago, the one with the lemur. (Thank god that giant blob of replies stopped, that was horrible)
@Keyguyperson
Fun fact, the United New Roa'marii Empire is a modified version of an empire I made with a friend of mine. That empire was called the United Empire of New Rome. I laughed quite a bit when I saw Duck post his New Roman Empire. As well as noticing a surprising amount of similarities between Duck's Romans and mine. Edit: I could still be an alt of Duck's we could all be alts of Duck. Even you Keyguyperson.
@Zadubadabu
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM. WE'RE ALL ALTS. ALL OF US. WE'RE ALL JUST DUCK.
@Keyguyperson
My god, I think you're right. I never even realized I was Duck before.
@Durandal
Maybe 're all actually different figments of duck's mind, and Duck himself is the controller of our world... THE MATRIX
@WilsonTurner
What if Duck is God, and we're all only alts in technicality because HE IS SUBCONSCIOUSLY CONTROLLING US?!?
For what reason would Duck pretend to be Zadubadabu (who has a delightfully whimsical name, by the way)?
@Samebito
It's a long story. Basically, because of a convo I had with Duck over Steam, I started to get more and more wary of him. When the Roa'marri came up, I was like "ERMAHGERD TEH NAEM" (Which is admittedly a terrible accusation to begin with, but I was pretty mad due to other circumstances at that point). Being the paranoid bastard I am, I started scrutinizing everything, and the magic-giving was a giant source of "Ermahgerd altz Duck wud totallyzz do dat". In hindsight, Duck really wouldn't make alts for personal advantage. That is NOT his style. Apologies for being all paranoid, I was under a lot of stress recently, and stress always clouds judgement. Especially with me, I can go somewhat insane under stress. In other news, Zabudabu does have a great name. Reminds me of that show I watched a billion years ago, the one with the lemur. (Thank god that giant blob of replies stopped, that was horrible)
@Keyguyperson
Fun fact, the United New Roa'marii Empire is a modified version of an empire I made with a friend of mine. That empire was called the United Empire of New Rome. I laughed quite a bit when I saw Duck post his New Roman Empire. As well as noticing a surprising amount of similarities between Duck's Romans and mine. Edit: I could still be an alt of Duck's we could all be alts of Duck. Even you Keyguyperson.
@Zadubadabu
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM. WE'RE ALL ALTS. ALL OF US. WE'RE ALL JUST DUCK.
@Keyguy, I've been meaning to post for a while now, but when I was writing it up my computer crashed and I lost my post. I haven't found the time to rewrite it. I'll get it up soon though. Hopefully.
@Zadubadabu
By the way did I ever mention Keyguy accused me of being you?
@duck55223
Well, you're both online at the same time now, so I guess that accusation is gone. Which is good. I was scared for a bit there.
@Keyguyperson

@Keyguy, I've been meaning to post for a while now, but when I was writing it up my computer crashed and I lost my post. I haven't found the time to rewrite it. I'll get it up soon though. Hopefully.
@Zadubadabu
By the way did I ever mention Keyguy accused me of being you?
@duck55223
Well, you're both online at the same time now, so I guess that accusation is gone. Which is good. I was scared for a bit there.
@Keyguyperson
I could be a Rogue skype account on my tablet, and Willy skype account on my computer, and a Duck account on my laptop. For all you know, I'm all three- but I was on on all three, and everyone might assume that, oh, it's not one person. Trust is really all we have.
@WilsonTurner
Very true. But we have to remember that Duck DOES have a younger brother, and those of you who have ever been to a house with a younger brother in it knows what that's like. Basically, I'm willing to ignore all the possibilities because I happen to like a good story, and me testing people constantly makes for a terrible story.
@Keyguyperson
I'm the youngest brother. I use airhorns and silly string on my brothers when they come home, and then beat them with rubber swords.
@WilsonTurner
That's how it works, all right. Lucky me, I'm an only child. EDIT: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the giant reply blob is already back.
@Keyguyperson
Is it? I never noticed. Oh! There it is! I still don't think it's quite as bad as
Consideribg covenant ships can actually be just a few hundred meters from the ground, they are clearly built to take gravity, at they very least they can withstand more than 4 times the gravity of Earth (Which covenant ships would have to be able to hold due to "Ti", the homeworld of the Lekgolo) and I would personally wager they could handle more. Furthermore, as demonstrated in Halo 4. A rag tag fleet of covenant ships recieving little to now maintainance in over 4 years is pulled into a forerunner planet by a gravity well and yet many ships survive and are fully operational to the best of our knowledge. Also, such a stratergy would be impractical; The power requirement would be too immense and the generator would likely end up damaging its self (Remember that the gravity would work on the boosters, shield generators, presumably the shields, the power cells etc,attached to the device, and if it is powerful enough to crush fleets its powerful enough to implode...
@darkwolf687
Stop ruining my ideas with your logic IT'S SCIENCE FICTION ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE /me falls into the sky
@WilsonTurner
It's Science Fiction Fantasy, even the impossible is possible. Including making the possible impossible through making the impossible possible because WE HAVE MAGIC AND NANOBOTS. MAGIC. AND NANOBOTS. NOTHING CAN STOP US.
@Keyguyperson
And that superduper rare thing that Duck found on one of your core planets from several hundred lightyears away! Dude, you should just mine it before he can get to it, and cart if off as they take the planet :D
@WilsonTurner
Pfft. The Abh are gonna be all like "Oh look they used that glowy blue stuff to build death robots, let's look for that on all of our planet. Oh look our homeworld is made out of it thus explaining it's gravity/size ratio how convenient. Let's make an army of death robots so we can actually invade planets without losing our entire armed forces." Then this roleplay becomes a mecha anime because two nations decided "The only way to invade planets is with giant death robots".
@Keyguyperson
Numero uno problem: The Draconians have antimatter missiles. "OP DEATH BOT SIGHTED!" "LOCKING ON!" *death bot is turned into stardust*
@WilsonTurner
TITLE DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Then again, antimatter weapons against death bots in atmosphere doesn't strike me as the best idea. Regular missiles? Sure. Antimatter ones? Continents generally like to exist.
Anyone know this 'series'?
@WilsonTurner
The name of the series is in the lower right-hand corner of the image itself.
@ASTA
Hi there ASTA, planning to join the RP yet?
@Zadubadabu
A) You should know that ASTA probably isn't joining, unless you're not paying any attention or are feigning ignorance, and B)ASTA, you've been told repeatedly to stop posting without joining. Yes, it's right there, I realize thqt, but that's part of the fun- teasing whoever doesn't know that it's right. Congrats, you're ignoring the GM and ruining a joke.
@WilsonTurner
While I support the freedom of people to snark wherever they want, yeah, a lot of the people here really don't want you to stay apparently (I mean, Duck just hates you, but some people surely have legit opinions). Coming from someone who has respect for you, please stop posting here unless you have something nice to say that isn't also an attack. Still technically against the rules, but as you might have noticed, Duck and I aren't fully cooperating. Especially with *COUGH* some things *COUGH* existing in general. Oh yeah, by the way Zab, is there any news on how long until you get your next post out? Don't want to pressure you, it's just that this arc has a lot of potential.
@Keyguyperson
Why are Duck's thoughts considered non-legitimate?
@Samebito
I never said Duck's thoughts were non-legitimate. I said that "I hate you shut up" is not a valid reason for "banning" someone. I very much hope that he had other reasons, but honestly, I feel like the only reason he "banned" Asta was because he was angry at him for taking those shots at him.
@Keyguyperson
Though.
@Samebito
Oh. Oh Jesus. Why would you do this? WHY? ALL HOPE IS LOST! THE BLOB IS BACK IN IT'S TRUE FORM! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@Keyguyperson
All hail our lord and savior the reply blob. He has come again to share his blobby goodness with the world.
@Zadubadabu
All hail.
@Durandal

@Keyguyperson
THIS IS NOT QUOTES THIS IS AMAZING I WANT TO CRASH RPG WITH THIS QUOTE CRAP!
@WilsonTurner
Join me, brother of the apocalypse. Together we can immanentize the eschaton.
@Samebito
The whaty-what? Please, explain this to me! Please, quote this so I know you are talking to me, and explain!
@WilsonTurner
"In political theory and theology, to immanentize the eschaton means trying to bring about the eschaton (the final, heaven-like stage of history) in the immanent world. It has been used by conservative critics as a pejorative reference to certain utopian projects, such as socialism, communism, and transhumanism.[1] In all these contexts it means "trying to make that which belongs to the afterlife happen here and now (on Earth)" or "trying to create heaven here on Earth." Theologically the belief is akin to Postmillennialism as reflected in the Social Gospel of the 1880-1930 era,[2] as well as Protestant reform movements during the Second Great Awakening in the 1830s and 1840s such as abolitionism.[3]" So yeah, that's that. The best part? We can do that. We can immanentize the eschaton through quotes! BAND TOGETHER, AND THE QUOTES SHALL RISE!
@Keyguyperson
"RISE UP, BROTHERS!" Nod, from C&C
@WilsonTurner
MILITIA! RISE UP! THE OPPRESSORS MUST DIE! DOWN WITH GDI!
@Samebito

@WilsonTurner

An RTS where you're not some omniscient being, but instead a general, sitting in your tent getting reports from the frontline. The map would be just that: a paper map on your table. The big thing? You don't need to stay in the tent. You could join your forces and fight side by side with them, issuing commands via radio without the help of the map, only the reports and what you see. Preferably, I would put this during WWII, and have a campaign. With no missions. Being the general, you choose which route to take through enemy territory, and the enemy will counter you in order to defend themselves. Each battle's map would be generated based on a highly specific set of parameters, taking into account the specified terrain you are attacking into, where you are attacking from, and how well fortified the area is. Important places such as cities and sites of major engagements would have preset maps based on the historical battles that took place there (So you could go and defend Bastonge yourself, or relive the fall of Berlin). If you die? That's it. Game over. Obviously, you could retreat if you're losing, but that would give the enemy a chance to advance, and they won't just sit inside their borders while you ready yourself to go back. The game can just as easily become you desperately defending your home against the enemy. This game would also be infuriatingly hard, with the AI being the best it could possibly be. Two difficulty levels would exist for people who don't want to spend their life trying to get through the tutorial, being an actual easy mode, and a mode where the AI knows about everything you do and counters it using the usual AI. Basically, a mode for wanting to roleplay a heroic sacrifice. As I mentioned before, the setting would be WWII. As in, actual, no jetpacks WWII. Technology would stay the same as it did IRL, and there isn't some made up evil HydraDeathsheadsocietyOrganization that's trying to do "X EVIL THING", it's just actual WWII. Until you show up and intentionally lose the war against France as Germany for the lolz.

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