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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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I am biologically functioning. WhiteFeather, I actually haven't forgotten about the PM. Something WILL happen there.

With Duck gone, is it safe to say that I'm Sukui/Exilius/whatever and has forgotten my old password and was lazy to use the Forgot Password option so I made a new account?

Why, or why not?


No. You're actually Duck. Everyone knows that everyone here is just one of Duck's alts.
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I have comparatively little interest in Europe. If I do expand in Europe through the course of the roleplay, it would only be to take back Moldova/the Baltic countries.

The Caliphate and the post-American countries probably have the most to fear.

Which countries would still have nuclear arsenals?


Literally all of the American successor states, the Soviet Empire, the UKorwhateverthenamewasthoughtthatcountsright, Anyone in the future whom controls China or France, anyone who controls Pakistan of India, and whoever gets Israel. American successors and the Soviet Empire will obviously have the most, while FRANCE of all countries comes next at 300 (Which is still enough to turn a lot of land into nuclear wastes). Israel has God knows how many because they still won't tell anyone if they have them like that one kid who keeps dropping really obvious hints and when you guess correctly he just giggles, and of course other nations would probably be nuclear by the time the war breaks out. Places like North Korea, Iran, etc.

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No there just hasn't been a PM made. I can make one I just need everyone who's in North America.


Ah, I see. Well, I'm definitely in!
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So you wanna get everyone in america plus mexico into a PM?


I think you forgot the tin-pot dictator in California.
I think I missed a zero (or two). Thank you for taking note of that, Keyguyperson.

@Balena_Rex Alright. That will be helpful for when I put your state on the map, thank you.


I more or less pointed, screamed loudly, and laughed. I hope I didn't come across as hostile, it's just that I made the exact same mistake a while back and just had to joke about it.
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You do realise that your army size is larger then most nations the armies of all nations that currently exist on planet Earth combined and multiplied by two.


Fixed that for you.

(Not trying to be hostile, but yeah, that army is insaneballs)
Alright, here is my nation sheet, hope it is up to snuff. If not, any criticism is apreciated



Legal Nation Name:
The Third Mexican Empire

What Areas Do You Control:
Mexico (Except Baja California), All of Central America, Colombia, Venezuela

Political Party:
The Mexican People’s Alliance (A Neo-Fascist Party that has instated a new dictatorship over Mexico)

Type of Government:
Fascist Single-Party Dictatorship

Military:
Total Active Personnel: 32,230,385

Productions:
As of now, the Empire is caught between the rapid industrialization programme that the government has been implementing, and the traditional rural way of life that the majority of these territories and people have known for millennia. The provinces of Mexico and Nueva Granada stand as the most industrialized regions, specializing in the production of Telephones, Automotives, Industrial Machinary, and what remains of the Oil Industry. The more central regions are primarily agricultural, producing mostly fruits.

History of the Nation:
The Beginning of the Third Mexican Empire came with growing displeasure with the mexican public towards the innefficent and corrupt democratic government. In the anger and frustration arose increase feelings of patriotism and aggressive nationalism, and from them spawned the neo-fascist party known as the Mexican People’s Alliance. In the twilight of World War 3, the people of Mexico finally broke and rose up against the Federal Government and overthrew them. Out of the confusion, the Mexican People’s Alliance arose in a near universal agreement among the revolutionaries. When World War 3 finally broke out, the New Mexican Government waited with baited breath as the United States gradually weakened and broke into pieces. Seeing no enemy to stop them, the Mexicans moved like a predator southward and began the conquest of the Central American Countries, and even further, taking with them the former countries of Colombia and Venezuela. When the Conquests were complete, the Nation declared itself the Third Mexican Empire.

With the new Empire Established, the new Mexican Government began to become more and more autocratic, despite the objections of the people, who quickly learned how easily the new nation would silence those who spoke out against their decisions. In addition to further and further Autocratisation, the new Mexican Government began a project to industrialize the conquered territories of the Empire; and a new attempt to more deeply promote Catholicism in the nation. Finally came a new project, the Mexicanization of the Nation. To promote a Mexican Identity across the entire population. As of now, the nation is a bit unbalanced, with only the iron fist of the government holding the seams together, but with a volatile economy in transition to industrialization, the forced movement of rural populations into cities, and the attempt to create a new mexican identity by any means necessary, a rough future could lie ahead for the new empire.

Main Race:
Total Population: 247,926,042
Mestizos: 53% (131,400,802)
Indigenous People: 32% (79,336,577)
Whites: 10% (24,792,604)
Blacks: 4.5% (11,156,672)
Other: 0.5% (1,239,630)


Main Religion:
State Religion: Roman Catholicism
Catholicism: 75%%
Protestantism: 13%
Irreligious/Atheist: 7%
Indigenous Religions: 3%
Eastern Orthodoxy: 2%
Islam: 1%


Your Fascist Mexico has a military fifteen times the size of modern-day China's. Give or take a couple USAs.

@Balena_Rex By 'Southern Sahara' did you mean Western Sahara?

@Nerevarine The territorial breadth seems a little much. The small Central American states are reasonable, I suppose, but Colombia and Venezuela too?


I'm more concerned about the fact that he could conquer the entire world just by giving his entire army revolvers and telling them to.
Air Racing is the best motor sport we've ever invented.
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You're righ- oh yeah I don't have an iphone. Or a smartphone that could even run it. So I'll never get to enjoy that wonderful game. :(
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I'm p excited about this.

You know what really sucks? Having to wait two holiday seasons until Mass Effect Andromeda.


Mass Effect Andromeda is the sole reason I want a time machine.
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I only care if you want the Baltics or Moldova. Cause then we'll have war. At the moment the Soviet Empire only has Ukraine and Belarus, though.


You're Russia anyways, so you'd never get through Finland.

It'd be interesting to see someone playing as a united Scandinavia, especially given the fact that they wouldn't have all of that juicy Norwegian oil.
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