Keyguyperson

Spam Non-Starvation Games - Season 2 Done

What's fun is that in this run Wilbur Helms is an octogenarian cripple who needs to get around in a wheel chair and is connected to an oxygen tank at all times.

He's also racist as hell but that doesn't matter.

@Dinh AaronMk

I'll raise you the fact that all my characters rely on nanorobots to keep them from dying of various medication resistant diseases.

Like, I could just kind of sneeze on them and boom. Dead in a week from the common cold.

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

STAHP.

@duck55223

Wait, no. Let me show latest Akitsukuni invention in action.



See? Is glorious and very worthy of your time.

Pinnacle of Akitsukuni technology.

Truly a glorious example of Imperial might.

The Rise of Man (Fallout-like RP)

The Khergits are scared as hell of balloons. Not like zeppelin balloons and that stuff, colored party balloons will make even the bravest of Khergit warriors shit his pants.

@ClocktowerEchos

I'm totally taking advantage of this, you know. Like, some diplomat will come to my nation and it'll just happen to be the Commander In Chief's birthday, and EVERYTHING will be covered in party balloons.

The Khergits were never actually put into a bunker when the world ended

@ClocktowerEchos

Nevermind we are eternal brothers now.

Spam Non-Starvation Games - Season 2 Done

Yes, rip @Leysos indeed. He died as he lived... a complete pushover.

At least the dreamy Keyguy-senpai had a hand in my death. I died with an erection.

@Leysos

Bit late, but yer goddamn right.

@Chapatrap

It's a good thing you died in the end, because my ghost would have constantly annoyed your future partners, telling them what a bitch you were.

For the next one, you should pair off people with their favorite original characters (assuming they have those because this is an RP forum).

@Vilageidiotx

I'd do this. I'd love to fight against a woman who's already crippled muscles and bones have atrophied in the vacuum of space, thus making it impossible for her to walk.

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

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What did you call me?... 你说什么？！？！？!!? 你敢？ 你敢吗!! Why I oughta'

You 恶心的 laowai, I'll make sure that you have NO children!
我护额打你，和我就打死你!

你妈的! The war is back on.

Our guns will go 砰砰, and your head will go 再见!

@Jotunn Draugr

OUR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY MAKES US INVINCIBLE.



COMPLETELY.

INVINCIBLE.

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

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I chose waifu! I choose laifu!

我的鸡巴爆了！ 哎哟！

@Jotunn Draugr

Good choice. Now we won't have to use these.



And good job.
_{You'll have less children that way, you filthy gaijin.}

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

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啊! 日本waifu-desu! 我要!

@Jotunn Draugr

Be a good little Imperial Domain and maybe you'll get what you want.

If not...



Then you get the 18.1 inch shells into your cities.

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

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ごめんなさい。ごめんなさい!

@Jotunn Draugr

Damn straight you're sorry.

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

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Indeed, I will be singing this:


"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"

@Jotunn Draugr

The glorious and rightful Emperor of Akitsukuni has written a response to your query:

Fuk u. And yes. They do. Now bow.

Time's a Changing - a Steampunk NRP set in a Psuedo-Earth

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That's alright, I wouldn't expect historical accuracy from you Akitsukuni imperialist bastards.

@Jotunn Draugr

You'll be singing a different tune when we shove you onto the floor so you can bow to your new Emperor.