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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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My WIP app, thought I might as well post it since all the other hopefuls are.

CIVILIZATION NAME: Humanity

CHARACTERISTIC 1
Tough: A hostile life has turned our people into exceptional physical specimens.

CHARACTERISTIC 2
Wise: Our scientists are among the best, there is no doubt.

GOVERNMENT NAME: The Confederated Nations of Terra

10 RANDOM CITIZEN NAMES (First & Last if Plausible):
Male:
Pilirani Azikiwe
Yaw Afolayan
Shun Kwok
Innokentiy Bogomolov
Antono Nikolao

Female:
Dema Karimi
Seble Fofana
Du Huan
Sally Winterbottom
Mami Matsushita

HOMEWORLD: Earth

SUBSEQUENT COLONIES: N/A

CIVILIZATION DESCRIPTION:



@Theodorable

I'm still craving to play as the humans again. So I'll throw my hat into the ring along with everyone else trying to get in after Nevix pulled out.
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Oi, humans ain't boring, I'm playing as them, so they must be fun, right?


But your humans are all cool and stuff. Mine are just like "Blugh, we're human. We're so human that we're not even based off of a single culture."
Huh. Drunk me has surprisingly good taste.
I have one statement and two questions:

1: I don't have time for this.

2: Are you still accepting?

3: Can I be the most boring of all boring people and play as the most boring species, humanity?
Okay so, I'm finding myself short on time due to personal reasons.

Unless it would throw a total spanner in the mix, would I be able to take a smaller nation, such as Ireland, and turn the Ottomans into an NPC nation? I'd rather not have a massive, transcontinental empire with great importance to deal with when I can barely find time to post.


If you go through with this, have an Ireland that controls Scotland and England.

Tiocfaidh ár lá
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Pussy Crackers would be an amazing character name.

Actually, that should be the next guild contest. Write a story about a person named "Pussy Crackers."


I'm sure I can link nukes to that somehow.
no.
Donald Trump: A man so patriotic that he came full circle and just hates America.

Donald Trump: The man that brought about the best chome extension ever, like, seriously, this thread is fucking hilarious to me.

Also, Trump is a weeaboo confirmed:


RIP bag of goldfish.
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