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4 yrs ago
Current So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?
5 yrs ago
Woo! Got the prick!
8 yrs ago
When you try to write an essay on climate change but it just degrades into angry rambling halfway through.
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8 yrs ago
Conquer it, conquer the bread.
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8 yrs ago
Up until today I've never had any trouble with my EUIV Japan games. Today I got stomped five times in a row before even uniting the country.
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I'm a weeaboo communist. Are you surprised?

EDIT: You probably are now, but I'm not going to tell you why you wouldn't have been like two years ago. You get to agonize over that yourself.

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It's funny because the gif changes.


You'll never know what I was referring to.
Granted. You are eventually overcome by just how many people are into horse bestiality and commit suicide.

I wish that I had more willpower.
In bReAKInG nEwS 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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@The Nexerus

Reuters is definitely one of the best, for sure. BBC isn't bad, but definitely not as good as some others. I generally take my news from a bunch of different sources, with all their biases, as well as more neutral ones. It paints a more full picture of the situation, since biased articles provide context from different points of view (An unbiased article on Apple refusing to help crack that phone would simply say that they refuse to crack it, while a biased one might really dig deep into the idea that it could lead to even more government surveillance, and another biased article might make the point that it Apple refuses to cooperate, then nobody will be expected to do so).

Also, it's just fun to read all the silly slippery-slope arguments about gay marriage meaning everyone turns into David Cameron in a pig pen and how everything will turn into dystopian cyberpunk with all of us as literal slaves if we don't raise taxes.


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The source for that gif is an illustration of my life.

And by that I mean I'm an edgy teen who can't accept that other people have problems and acts like he's the only person who has ever suffered despite actually being in a rather good standing.
In bReAKInG nEwS 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Next you're gonna tell me Ted Cruz won't order them to include lowfat non-soy non-dairy sugar free latte creamer in MRE's either.

HuffPo is bad, your article is bad, and you should feel bad.


Setting aside the joke, can you imagine how terrible a low-fat MRE would be? There's a reason athletes eat a lot, and that reasoning extends to soldiers. If you're that active, the last thing you need is LESS nutrition.

Also, HuffPo is bad. And that's coming from Mr. I Wrote 50,000 Words About Why We Should Accept Refugees And Why Immigration Is Generally Beneficial. When even I think it has a liberal bias, it has a liberal bias.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is meaningless
Eat Arby's
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't remember the original version
Nor do you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do she got a booty?
She dooooooooooooo
An essay on why using too much antibacterial soap leads to bare midriffs.

Last Exile
Hetalia.

Hetalia.
Weeb shit

Game of Thrones


What the fuck did you just say about mai waifu? I have you know, I almost graduated high school...

But seriously.

That's white people trying to be white, also maybe a few people who aren't white maybe possibly I don't watch the show.

Well I guess I'll continue the trend of things that aren't actually anime:

Once Pieceohgodpleasedon'thurtmeitwasjutaprankbro
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