Keyguyperson

I'm a little different, but I don't act too far out of line.

are you okay?

@Vilageidiotx

Is Awson ever okay?

Super Tuesday

@mdk

I wouldn't expect it. She's a major political figure that has money, she'll never be thrown in jail. The worst that could happen to her would be a hit to polling numbers.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Nah, I'm good with my j-pop and animu stuff.
#WaifuIsLaifu
:3

@ClocktowerEchos

Why not a raifu?

Nah, just kidding. You know I prefer the warships anyways.

Since this segues neatly into some shit I'd like to screech about for a bit, I'll take this time to say:

Holy fuck, anime is oversexualized.

Like, do the studios not realize that there are, in fact, other ways to sell a series? I watched Strike Witches because I'm a history buff to the point that I got the Hitler's hat joke, but guess who I can't share that experience with? Literally any other self-respecting human being, because the ass-to-not-ass ratio in that is more than a bit skewed. Lucky me gets to barely realize all this shit because I'm asexual, but it gets reeeeeeally awkward to talk about it. Mainly because fucking nobody believes that asexuality is actually something physically possible for a human male, but that's another grating and annoying rant.

But, like, seriously guys? I mean, yeah, I get that human beings that aren't broken like it, but it's just completely ubiquitous now. It doesn't matter how out of place it is or how completely irrelevant to anything else that has occurred it is, there WILL be a panty shot. There WILL be a hot spring. There WILL be a beach episode. It doesn't matter if it's a comedy about X number of girls doing Y or space opera about humans beating the shit out of alien space Romans, it'll happen. Just calm. The fuck. Down. We'll still watch your show even if the female lead doesn't get her skirt ripped apart by the monster of the week. Or maybe we won't, because if you have to resort to that, then your show is either meant to be focused around the fanservice or is just that shitty.

So let's just take the fanservice, shove it into the shit that needs to be 90% ass and titties, and keep all this stuff that doesn't need to be 90% ass and titties ass and titties free for the most part (because I understand that the majority of humans came with all the right parts). 'Kay? 'Kay.

Okay, now I'm done with that. Sorry about all the cursing, my excuse is that I want to join the Navy.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Now I'm going to bitch about the ways in which I bitch.

1: I use a whole goddamned lot of fucking profanities, like, hot damn, I'm surprised I don't have detention every fucking week.
2: I self-depreciate a whole lot. And I use that as a defense mechanism somehow. To make things worse, I blow insults way out of proportion. Whenever someone insults me in an argument, I'll usually ramp up the insult then use it on myself again and act like that somehow works in my favor. I assume that I just have a massive victim complex and refuse to be anything but the poor little bullied kid since I'm a little bitch, but I'm honestly not 100% sure why I do this.
3: Like, seriously though, holy fuck the self-deprecation. I refer to myself as a failed human and broken piece of machinery on a daily basis in casual, non-hostile conversation. I think I actually did that a few times in the whole sexualization argument.
4: In real life, I'm even more of an asshole than I am on the internet. Which is bad, because I don't actually mean like 90% of it. I just throw insults as part of my socialization. If you didn't know me beforehand, you'd assume I'm an absolute piece of shit who likes to beat up kids for their lunch money.
5: Holy FUCK do I blow insults out of proportion. It's annoying as shit. I can find some way to twist the slightest constructive criticism into "Stop wasting oxygen that could be used on someone useful". It makes me say people said things they didn't say or even intend to imply, which just heats up the argument more and leads to it happening again and again.
6: I'll laugh at/agree with anything if it means I get to avoid an actual argument. Only if I'm alone. With someone else, I'll debate for days. Alone? Haha, why yes, I SHOULD hang myself for being a worthless piece of shit! Hilarious! Haha! Yes, we should exterminate the inferior races! Haha, how ironic!
7: I'm REALLY narcissistic despite the self-deprecation. If I didn't limit myself with that, I'd ACTUALLY just be a massive dickhead who acts like he's better than anyone and everyone.
8: I go on tangents a lot, I mean, for example, this is supposed to be me bitch about how I bitch. Now it's just me bitching about myself. Have fun with that shit.
9: I'm a teenager, so I get mood swings. Fuck mood swings. Mood swings are annoying and meanies.
10: I get overly attached to a few specific people, and will totally lose the whole "Nothing matters to me unless I say it does and that's awesome" groove if I end up forcibly separated from them.
11: I'm one of those fuckers that says "Sorry" like a hundred damn times after spilling a bit of water.

That last one is probably the worst of all of these, because people like that are apparently annoying as shit. Sorry about that.

But hey, at least I don't look like the purple-hair-over-eye and obscure band logo mental image you currently have of me. Nerdy t-shirts and sweatpants all day, everyday, because I didn't want dignity anyways.

Excuse for the cursing is still that I'll most likely end up as a sailor.

Super Tuesday

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I never really wondered if Bernie had a chance or not -- he was never getting it. But what I do wonder is, how many Sanders supporters will remember just how dirty the Clintons are when the general election cycle starts up. I mean you guys dug up more dirt on her than the GOP candidates -- it mattered enough to talk about in the primary, will it stick around come election time? That's the real question.

@mdk

I've heard some Sanders folks saying they'll vote for Trump. I doubt most people will do anything different though, you know how party lines are. Everyone will just go vote with what their daddy did when they were a kid, or what their hip friends say they're going to do. In the end, American elections are a bunch of really important stuff nobody cares enough about, then a bit where two people scream at each other for fun while hoping they got some independent votes.

Then again, I've also heard people mentioning voting third party. But that's less of a point to make and more a massive joke, because they actually believe a third party would have a chance and that's just funny.

Super Tuesday

Internet echo chamber is finally cracking a window.

@mdk

Most of the internet hype for Bernie is/was from people who can't actually vote. Like me. We underestimated how many people were like that, and we're paying the price.

Super Tuesday

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted. You no longer exist, because those don't exist

I wish I had a better memory

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

269

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

266

Slowboatting to Alpha Centuari

Again, just chuck a steamboat into space and you'll be all set. No messy physics or science needed! :D

@ClocktowerEchos

I still like this idea.