Keyguyperson

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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Feeding aristocrats to zombies or eternal torture in vats.

Well.

No one can accuse us of white-washing eh?

@Ophidian

"So... you continue to eternally torture HOW many people??"

"It is for the greater good, comrade."

"..."

"Also we do not like them very much."

@Keyguyperson *whacks with ruler*

Senpaaaaai. Do at least one bit of homework tonight. I mean it! :T

@RomanAria

I actually just finished my essay, and my math worksheets were worked on whenever I got writer's block. Which is also when I came here to post about space communism.

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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#CollegeKills.

Weeeeell. If I do go with xenobiology, the Neo-Soviets probably literally fed the aristocrats and their forces to the living dead via biological agent.

That could count!

@Ophidian

I'm still unsure as to follow through with the whole "Eternal torture of bourgeoisie brains in vats" idea I had at the beginning. If I do it will be called The Eternal Gulag, because why the hell not?

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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Why do the necromancers gotta be the bad guys? why not like....Doctors who dont take "your dead" for an answer, going around the universe and spitting in the face of death "NO UNIVERSE! FUCK YOU ENTROPY! everyone get some immortality.

@Lucidnonsense

What if the necromancers were communist? Zombie hordes fighting Nazis anyone?
_{I'd watch that B movie.}

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Ah.

College!

@Ophidian

Don't do college kids.

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

@Keyguyperson Senpai! Go do your homework! *brandishes ruler, cracking it against her palm menacingly*

Don't make me employ drastic measures...

_{^{I can help with the math worksheets if you want.}}

@RomanAria

I'm sure I can do it tomorrow morning! And in between classes! I can write an essay in between classes!

I'm going to be fine!

It's all going to be fine!

*Sobbing noises*

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

Whelp, I think we know which nation has the dankest of memes. I take it that'll be your primary export?

@TheSovereignGrave

That's the real reason the Terran Union hasn't invaded Solsys and forcibly seized the means of production yet. Chairman Hohenstein needs his transhumanist vaporwave.

I really hope that the memes actually are semi-sentient. And that they post ironic memes about themselves being ironic memes.

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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Oh, they're going be relentlessly bitchy about it. Rest assured.

I'm not sure if there's genuine hatred or if this is a case of two nations being tsundere on a hitherto unobserved scale.

@Ophidian

I really like the idea of two extremely tsun-tsun communist nations. Besides, the Chairman of the Terran Union was a tankie back in the day and would be more excited by the idea of Neo-Soviets with space marines than mad about them being different.




It checks out too.

Meanwhile the Simulacrum are wondering how a species who can't even inherently feel the emotions of others nearby managed to survive long enough to get into space without killing itself off.

@TheSovereignGrave

All the Terran Union can say about that is "Yeah, we almost did."

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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Ah, but your very profile claims the Union to be successors to the American pigdogs! Your lies stand naked for all to see!

*Rabble rabble*

(this'll be fun)

@Ophidian

I'll bet they won't take kindly to the fact that both the Chairman and Marshal of the Terran Union were in the military and were complicit in countless imperialist invasions.

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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Oh. It's on now.

*Ironic Cold War Intensifies*

@Ophidian

The Neo-Soviets would clearly be America, because THEY AREN'T REAL COMMUNISTS.

*Grumble grumble*

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

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*Mutters darkly under breath about decadent Terran Union*

:p

@Ophidian

*Grumbles about the disgusting state capitalists*

Stardust: A Freeform Sci-Fi Fantasy NRP

Meanwhile in the Terran Union:

"We know the meaning of BDSM! Bolsheviks, Domination, Stalin and Masochism!"

@ClocktowerEchos

I'd make a joke about the Marshal of the Terran Union being a masochist, but the IC hasn't started yet so I haven't introduced him as a character. But yeah he's totally a masochist.
(Not really)
(Okay maybe)
(Possibly)
(He's DEFINITELY a sub though)

So when are we gonna start?

@Lucidnonsense

The moment I put up the OOC, which will be either late this night or tomorrow morning. I should note that these freeform roleplays of mine usually keep accepting forever since the excuse for not existing for the first half of the RP is just "They never found us because space is gigantic", so nobody needs to worry about their nation sheets not being ready by the time people start making IC posts.