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If you're buying "health food bars" make sure you check the sugar content. A little natural sugar is normal, but it ain't heathy if it has 20g added sugar.
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Being a small pepper.
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Just shout to the heavens "UWOH SEGGS" and wait for divine inspiration. Or your family's disapproval. Whichever gets there first.
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I love when I shovel myself out, drive through a snowstorm to get to work on time... and then my boss calls me 5 minutes after when I was supposed to arrive that he's not coming in and to go home...
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Facts about me:
1. I like writing.
2. I like cats.
3. I like RWBY. (#Yangbestgril)
4. I am 30 years old...
5. I have graduated college.
6. I'm trying to get better at drawing.
7. I'm a dude.
8. I eat far too much cheese.
9. I watched a Markiplier video once. Now I have a crippling Taki addiction. Don't send help, just more Takis.

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Rurik Alexeev





Rurik let out a small sigh, resigning to being dragged along by his overexcited girlfriend. It seemed she was prepared to drag him through every room on the floor. That said, in the distance he could hear the tell-tale sounds of Bak's clomping, metal feet. She was moving on it seemed. If neither her nor Gilliam thought this floor was the right one, there probably wasn't a reason for them to stick around. They'd just end up alone, surrounded by demon-spawn.

"This splitting up thing isn't doing us much good, we should-" He began to speak, suggesting they find a stairwell to the next floor. There was probably at least two sets of stairs, so even if they didn't go the exact same way, they'd at least end up on the same floor and thus not totally separated in case of emergency. Thing was, he didn't get to finish speaking.

As he urged Christine to drag him toward the stairs, rather than the next room, a door burst open as they were passing it. A small-ish, red creature with claws flew from the room, and Rurik had to dig his heels in to bring both of them to a halt. The good news was after a year of trying not to get blown to kingdom come by Bak, he had pretty decent reflexes. He tugged Christine back and threw up his hand, projecting his shield.

The imp, mid-leap, face-planted against it. The only thing missing was the stereotypical squeegee noise as it slowly slid down before plopping onto the ground, stunned. He saw the glowing eyes of another imp, but put his shield away and blasted it flying with a bolt of kinetic energy. With silence momentarily restored, he could hear something else. Bak's steps had gotten louder and more... echoey? It seemed she'd found the stairs.

"We should-" Follow the sound and go up those stairs, but it seemed he wasn't allowed to get a word in edgewise at the moment. Another door farther down burst open and a whole team of five or so imps scurried out. Rurik began wracking his brain, trying to remember what he knew about imps, but suddenly the hallway lit up. The group of imps had banded together, and suddenly he remembered what he'd been taught. 'Fairly harmless to a power-wielding individual, but dangerous in groups.' They were all channeling their fireballs at once, creating one, much bigger, scarier fireball.

Rurik just blinked, "Oh no. Whatever shall I do," he spoke robotically. They launched the blast and he just lifted his hand again, projecting another shield. The fireball bounced back and, with screeches of alarm, the imps scattered like roaches after someone hit the light switch, their fireball scorching naught but the patch of floor they'd fled from.

By then the first imp was back on its feet and leapt again. Rurik caught it, his hand wrapping around its face. However, rather than try to claw its way free or bite, its body began to twitch and spasm, "Hm, yeah, you don't count do you?" Rurik smirked, a slightly darker side of him coming out. Imps didn't count as living people, at least not as far as his powers were concerned. The other imps were regrouping, but that was their mistake. Rurik let go of the imp in his hand, launching it like a living projectile at the small group.

The imp then exploded, splattering across the hall and blasting the other imps against the walls to crumple to the ground and lay still, their small bodies shattered.

"Imps can go boom, good to know." Rurik shrugged. BANG! CRASH! BOOM! DING! BANG! CLATTER-CLATTER! It suddenly sounded like someone had dropped a whole kitchen's worth of pots and pans. Rurik raised an eyebrow, but soon remembered something, quickly identifying what had happened.

Bak sucked at stairs.

But there was another problem. He soon heard dozens of claws scrabbling across the wooden floors. He realized that the imps hadn't necessarily been attacking them, so much as running from Bak. And now it probably sounded like she was coming back for them, and quickly. Door after door began to fly open down the hall and the cacophony of claws and screeches began to grow louder... and closer.

His head whipped around to Christine, eyes wide with panic, "Ice wall, ICE WALL, ICE WALL!" He hoped she could make one big enough... and more importantly fast enough.
AAAAAAAAH! Bak is the most twistedly cutest thing ever! I love her so much! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

If she and Rurik aren't besties later on in this RP, I'mma cry.

At the time she'd been content to just stand there and laugh together with another human being because it was the most beautiful thing she'd ever felt.

It's sad though, because to keep Rurik in character, I have to make it so he barely feels even a fraction of that.....
Rurik Alexeev


Rurik raised an eyebrow as Christine looked under a bed. He sighed and pulled out a small notepad from his pocket, flipping it open to the fifteenth page, "And today's bet was... patterned. Dammit," he muttered to himself and put it away. After a few months of this ridiculousness, he'd felt compelled to make a game out of it.

"You know," he said more clearly to Christine, "Technically we're looking for people, not ghosts..." It wasn't so much that he wanted to find these students, that would just lead to drama, but that he didn't want Christine rustling up any more spirits. For all he knew the next one wouldn't be so... chill.

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@Hammerman (definitely didn't forget the first time, nope, not at all...)
Rurik Alexeev


"Oh. You can just... to a ghost..." He wasn't sure what was more terrifying; the ghost, or his girlfriend who could apparently freeze them solid. He decided it didn't really matter and that at least she was on his side. He poked the ghostsicle curiously and jumped back, startled, as it teetered over and shattered into a million pieces. ". . . neat." He gulped, hoping he hadn't just gotten himself cursed or something. "So... I'm gonna let you choose where we go this time."

Maybe she'd have better luck avoiding the myriad of horrors that apparently infested this hellhole.

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@Hammerman
Rurik Alexeev


After they all teleported in, Rurik just sort of stared at Gilliam for a moment. That... that nose. After he spoke of splitting into two teams, Rurik averted his eyes. Yeah, that was probably for the best. His face looked strained, as if he was fighting something.

"Yep. Teams. Great," he said curtly, and in an unusually energetic moment, he grabbed Christine's arm and dragged her off into the next room.

Once there, he placed his hands on her shoulders, head held low and nearly doubled over as if in great pain. Suddenly he lifted his head, cheeks puffed out and face red. PFFFFFFFFFFFT! "Oh my gosh, did you see his face? I can't... I can't..." He seemed to be struggling to breathe. Finally he sucked in a deep breath. "If he asks, this conversation never happened." His expression immediately flipped back to serious and he let her go.

"Anyway, umm, I guess we should make ourselves look useful." He shrugged and did a lazy about-face, walking in a totally arbitrary direction. He found an old closet with a rickety accordion door. He slid it open and came face to face with an apparition with what looked like blood leaking out of it's eye sockets. "Splitting up was a mistake..." he said in a tense deadpan before slamming the door shut. Oh right -- haunted.
Rurik Alexeev


Rurik just smirked from beneath the table where Bak and most others couldn't see him. She'd never dare to shoot him. Even if it wasn't for Clara's presence, he was next to Christine and Bak seemed to have a mental block about shooting near Christine. No matter what, in this room, he was safe. "Yeah, yeah, I'l stay awake for now..." he told Christine, though still content to lounge on the floor in his toppled chair.

That was until Gilliam forced the issue and "helped" him to sit back up

"Ahaha, o-of course, thank you Gilliam. Your concern is touching." Rurik chuckled nervously. His words sounded sincere, unlike almost every other time he actually bothered to speak. Gilliam seemed like just a nice, polite young man, but he soon switched topics to eating someone alive and actually got so carried away that he ate his own fingers. Rurik's face went pale and he swallowed hard. That guy really freaked him out...

He sighed in relief when Clara basically voiced his inner concerns with Alto being a high profile target. The last thing he needed was Christine getting thrown in jail. Or himself.

He wasn't sure he cared about anyone else.

Then the bat came in and his heart sank. Oh good, something else.
THUD!

A heavy sound echoed through the ominously lit room. The table vibrated with the force that had struck it. It was if a gavel had struck it, or perhaps someone had slammed their hand down to punctuate that they had come up with a grand idea.

This was not the case. It was merely Rurik's head careening forehead first into the wooden construct, a fine, dark mahogany, as his chin slipped off his palm.

"BWUH! I'm awake!" He was... now. Not before. His head shot up with an unusual quickness, brought about only from the sudden collision. "Did I miss anything important?"

One of the other council members let out an aggravated groan.

"Hey, in my defense, if we didn't keep the room so dark it would be easier for me to stay awake." He crossed his arms defensively, averting his eyes.

"Whatever." Another member sighed. "We're trying to come up with a plan to crush the Vigilante's and St. Laurel's if you'd care to grace us with your wisdom." Laden with sarcasm, of course.

"Ah, I see." Rurik nodded. Of course that was it. "Well, if it's crushing them, then obviously we'll need... something... very heavy."

"That's not-"

"Like a piano."

". . ."

"Or an anvil."

"You watched cartoons earlier, didn't you?"

Rurik folded his hands before his face, a serious, pensive look coming across him. As if he was plotting. ". . .yes." But there was nothing to it. If he hadn't been on the council, he'd hardly have cared about crushing the opposition. Actually? He... still didn't. "I love that rabbit."

The council member pinched the bridge of their nose, trying to remain calm. But alas, "WHY. IS. HE. HERE!?" they failed.

"Because-" WHAM! Rurik had leaned back in his chair, only to accidentally tip it over backwards. However, he simply kicked his heels up to rest them on the table. "Don't worry, I think this is actually more comfortable."
Back to the drawing board.....

But I'm OK with that, this time. XD
Gonna post this here since the discord is a bit of a jungle to navigate right now...

@RoflsMazoy, it's not explicitly stated, but I assume we have a one character per person limit? I only ask because I had a neat idea for another character, but I wouldn't want two people in the same faction, but having characters in multiple factions would give me insight into multiple plotlines which you probably wouldn't like. But better to ask and be told no than to not ask and miss out, aye?

Also a clear answer in case anyone else wonders in the future I guess.
Yes, check the first post?

Or, for your convenience: discord.gg/DzVUsXh

Edit: DAMMIT, NINJA BUNNY!
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