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9 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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A volley of bullets slammed into the creature, erupting in a grisly explosion of dark blood as they barrelled into its flesh. A barrage of plasma roared through the air, smashing into its legs, and knocking it to the ground with a distinct ‘CRASH!’. A grenade wormed its way into it’s elbow joint, and the detonation which followed left only a withered stump, burning and leaking, in place of its hooked-hand. A burst of hot slag smashed into its crooked leg, slicing through steel and flesh like scissors through paper.

The creature let out a sharp wheeze, pulling its limp body across the tunnel floor, as a trail of hot blood seeped out of the fresh holes in its wound-ridden body.

Zharrus knew that a craving for essence could do horrendous things to a man, but he’d never seen anything like this before. His black eyes gazed down into the creature’s fiery pupils as it slid forwards, and he realized that whatever man had once lurked inside this steely husk was long gone.

Its limp jaw flopped open, and a raspy clicking noise slipped free from its throat.

'Hehahaheehaheheheahah...'

It's laughing at us.

The creature’s single remaining arm slid down to its chest, tearing away one of the metal panels which was fused to its grey flesh.

The dim tunnel lights flickered, and Zharrus caught a brief glimpse of the belt of explosives which were woven into its skin.

GET BACK!” He roared, but it was too late.

BOOM!


Fire flooded the air, as the train tunnel shook and jolted. Huge lumps of debris fell free from the ceiling, barrelling down into the ground and burying themselves into the floor. The sheer force of the detonation sent Zhaarus flying back through the air, fire lapping at his flesh whilst the air around him crackled and burned. A wave of agonising heat drenched the tunnel, biting and gnawing at the group with searing gusto.

By the time the smoke cleared, Zhaarus was lying on his back, surrounded by rubble and limp corpses.
In the interest of full disclosure, so you guys know exactly what's up:

I'm in the middle of debating whether or not I should continue at the Guild. Trying not to make an emotional decision, so I'm making myself think it over during the weekend.

Obviously I'll let you folks know whatever the decision is.


I'm very sorry to hear this. Wether its to pursue writing elsewhere, or for entirely separate personal reasons, I hope you know that you have all of our love and support.
Once I can open my eyes without my brain screaming in agony I'll get something up.
@Atrophy@Rosalind@Kingfisher Welcome to the official Halloween hangover / survivor thread.

Please state your alcohol tally and the intensity of your symptoms on a scale from 1 to 10, if/when you are able to do so.

Happy Halloween, everyone. ^^


Alcohol tally: Unclassified amounts of Bacardi, Rum, Strongbow, some cherry stuff, Disorano, some green stuff, and whatever I scooped up on the side.

Hangover classification: several atom bombs

Oh, and I had to get up at 6 and drive two hours to goto an open day -_-
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Needs less lipstick Nolan and more jailhouse rock, tattoo-filled, "I'm a member of Blood On the Dancefloor" Snyder. :P


The most fun comes in waking up the next morning looking like a gender confused child prostitute
@Kingfisher Tavern. My other half is going as a Pirate.

Wrench would be unique though.


That was my train of thought.

Hope you both have an awesome Halloween!
@Kingfisher Does a "socially confused" one count?

Depends on if its wench as in tavern wench or as in a wrench.
@Kingfisher And I'm going as a wench....

You're looking ace though!


Why thank you! Its my first time properly committing to a costume

Any wench in particular?

I'll get my introductory post up over the weekend.

in the mean time...TRICK OR TREAT!

Have some post Halloween fun, free of charge!

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