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9 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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The Bronze Rail was an exclusive restaurant, nestled within the rusted expanse of the Chaerina Somabra railway station, which had been decommissioned after the Great Fire of 1985 engulfed it, along with the rest of what was now known as the “Burned Block”.

Nyxvira Bloodbloom sat in her favorite leather chair, spilling over its sides, as she sucked down a forkful of creamy spaghetti carbonara. Dressed in a frilly white top which rode up over her huge stomach, and pin-striped blue and red shorts which were tightly stretched over her thick thighs , Nyxie was thoroughly enjoy one of her favorite meals in one of her favorite restaurants, whilst a hook-nosed goblin pressed a Samsung Galaxy to her left ear.

“Miss Bloodbloom, please..!” the voice at the other end crackled.

“What else is there to discuss, Mister Carson?” Nyxvira’s voice was sweet, yet icy. It rose from the back of her throat, soft and smooth, before washing out into the world around her.

“I beg of you, miss,” the voice pleaded “just indulge me.”

“I’m a busy woman, Mister Carson.” Nyxvira stated bluntly, whilst trying to throw a complimentary mint into her empty glass “You have one more minute of my time.”

“I understand that you have a reputation to maintain, I really do!” the voice babbled frantically “but we can’t afford to cut any more corners here! These are people’s homes that we’re talking about! If I’m to make this payment, I won’t be able to guarantee my customers safe homes!”

“You -WILL- guarantee your customers safe homes,” the Faerie snapped “and you -WILL- make this payment, in full. The quality of the houses is of no consequence to me. You’re a businessman; so -LIE-.”

Nyxie stabbed a piece of chicken with her fork, savouring the taste as she gently chewed it.

“Fail to supply me with the money I’m owed and things will start going very wrong for you, very quickly.”

*BEEP* the goblin hung up for her.

“Grezbill,” she addressed him in a voice which held causal authority “tell the Wyrmblood to get her half-cast arse down here. I have a job for her. I don’t trust the corpse boys, anymore. They were a means to an end, and our business is concluded. I’ll tie up -THAT- loose end later, but for now….”

Nyxvira reached into her shorts pocket, pulling out a smart-looking business card.

“Arrange a meeting with this Cain fellow.”

@Kingfisher Thank you. Now, to figure out how to get her into the thick of things. I have an idea...

Though I'm also open to any ideas somebody else might have.


I'll be getting a Nyx post up fairly soon, if you fancy responding to that. Or Vigilance could be off doing enforcer stuff. I'd imagine Nyx has quite a few enemies, and wayward 'friends', who need roughing up.


Jehrillia Zo Zaaraq's enormous girth was spread across the silken cushions that were dotted across her litter, as a harem of slaves struggles beneath her, the litter's wooden polls bearing down on their tanned shoulders.

Vherick, her most trusted bodyguard, sat across from her, his ghostly helmet obscuring his features. The helmet was deathly pale, with a necrotic tinge to it, giving it a complexion which made it look as though it had been crafted of bone. Perhaps it had been crafted of bone?

"What do you know of this 'Highgarden'?" Jehrillia asked in her honeyed voice, stroking a long tress of dark hair.

"A city of flowers," Vherick croaked, his voice muffled by the helmet "boasting some soldiers of note."

The litter shook and thudded as they pressed on, bouncing over the dirt roads below.

Jehrillia's fat, greasy hand closed around her goblet, as she took a hearty swig of Ghiscari wine, splashing some of the yellowish vintage over her gigantic chest.

"My sister uses to whisper to me about the men of the Reach," Jehrillia smirked, her tongue sweeping across her plump lips "and the women, too."

"There's no woman, nor man, half as much fun as a girl from Asahai." Vherick chuckled, his laughter escaping his mask in an echoey rasp.

"I brought myself one of those perfumed pleasure girls from Lys for my name day," Jehrillia bragged "she certainly knew how to use her fingers."

"Highgarden lies before us, your Exaltedness!" A booming, accented voice drifted in through the litter's flapping veil, as the slaves ever-so-gently lowered Jehrillia to the ground.

The enormous Easterner heaved herself out of her seat, her strained knee-joints popping loudly.

"Let us meet this Lord Tyrell, then."
@KingfisherAw geez, making me blush.


Credit where credits due, my friend. I need to up my game!
@Atrophy that was one of the best portrayals of individual character voice and realistic dialogue I've seen on the Guild. Major kudos to you!

@Flagg I think Nyxvira may have to get in contact with Kurtz at some point. He seems like her kind of classy villain.
@Kingfisher And she's done. I'm going to tidy her up a bit over the coming days, but nothing major is going to change unless it has to.


Vigilance is most definitely accepted! You can move her CS to the character tab whenever you'd like.

@Flagg - Can definitely deliberate over some plot-specifics, and indepth connections when I'm off work. I have some concepts in mind we can work with.

And to anyone else, being a six-hundred-some-odd-year-old vampire is bound to yield some crossed paths.

@Kingfisher - Want me to make some banners this time around as well?


Yus please! That'd be awesome if you could.
@KingfisherI finished my character by the way. Would it be all right to throw my sheet into the completed profiles page?


Oh right, sorry! Ja, she's accepted.


@Kingfisher Hey dude, remember him?


Very nice! He's accepted. You can put our fuzzy friend in the CS tab.

@Kingfisher@Lexicon Sounds like a plan - perhaps a mix of both?

Lexicon, how about you PM me when you're done with your character and see how the two will go about their genderbent mirror image? XD


If your character has business with Nyx, her enforcer would most likely be present, so it sort of writes itself.
@Kingfisher Finishing up my third character sheet for your approval.


I look forwards to seeing it.
Heya folks.
Finally got my character up.

Anybody looking for somebody to play their character against/with?


The option of doing something with Nyx is always there.
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