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9 yrs ago
Happy 10th Anniversary, RolePlayer Guild! Its been one hell of a ride (Definitely didn't misspell that as "help" the first time, and have to re-post it)
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9 yrs ago
Thank the lord for the Roleplay Guild. Otherwise I might actually have to pay attention in lectures
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9 yrs ago
"Remember the times you could have pressed quit - but you hit continue" Hope everyone's having an alright day. If not, I hope things pick up for you
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10 yrs ago
You shot Church, you team killing fucktard!
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10 yrs ago
My sister saw me watching the Co-Optional Podcast and thought I was skyping my friends. How ridiculous! I don't have friends.
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The Dyslexia is strong with this one.

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... man you guys are assholes XD XD, and I already OFFERED Tywin to Jullon, for now he has turned me dowm

The Lannisters stole Ice, The Crakehalls simply Inherited widows wail. And Tyget said he'd give it to you if he cant get enough valyrian steel to replace it

ALSO Tyget has never said 'I am King'... he said 'I claim the throne' XD

I was more looking for an excuse to use that horridly butchered quote.

I IZ KING
Besides even with his hate of the greyjoys you are asking a KING to wipe out a section of his kingdom


After looking at my work schedule, I have a feeling I won't be able to post until closer to the New Year either. I'll try to get something up asap.


Obviously something sooner would be preferable, but I understand that real life comes first.

I'll be back tomorrow evening - bear with me! ♥
To-do: Maharet connections; Nyctari things; and banners.

Send me message if need be, my mobile is my only access right now whilst I board up in my cousin's apartment for these Holiday-things.


See ya tomorrow evening!
@agentmanatee tell em she has leprosy, that'll drive them away from her.


*greyscale
@Kingfisher

Oh, she doesn't have just an army, she has far, far more than that (by which I don't mean she is going to be sent as some assassin, sitting on the Lords of the Seven Kingdoms....Jesus, what is wrong with me :P ). But honestly, I am really looking forward to when Alerie gets to chat to her, I can see that it will put a new paradigm to this little stand-off, an exotic element.

The usurpers are about to get belly-slammed.

In all sincerity, I'm looking forwards to seeing where this goes between the Tyrell's and our Wide Master.
Just like to remind you all that Jehrillia has an army too. Ya peasants.
Merry Christmas!

It's going to be a little longer until I can write something, maybe even until next year. So... sorry about that.


Ah, fair enough. Nyx has got her appointment with Detective Cain once you're up for that :)


It was the verdant beauty of the Reach which entranced Jehrillia. Even as she made her way to the castle's gates, the sweet fragrance of a hundred thousand flowers rested in the air. The Yunkish woman's own rich perfumes were lost in the myriad of enchanted scents, as the smell of pollen washed over her.

The white stone walls of Highgarden were a stark contrast to the yellow brick enormity of Yunkai, and mud and grass stood in place of dirt and sand.

Jehrillia had her own gardens within the House of Zaaraq's villa, but they were a mere barren shadow of Highgarden's gorgeous tranquillity.

She smiled politely as the man who called himself 'Lord Paramount' welcomed her, after he was done staring at her dress-clad form.

"Greetings from the Wise Masters of Yunaki, Lord Tyrell," she cooed in her creamy sing-song voice "my journey was indeed draining, and some wine would be most welcome. Also, I have yet to sample the cuisine of the Reach."

Jehrillia extended one ring-clad hand, and two strapping male slaves, built like oxes and dressed in nothing but loincloths', stepped forwards from her entourage, carrying a great ceramic jug between them.

"Ghiscari yellow grape wine, from the vineyards of Essos." Jehrillia explained with a slick grin.

"A gift for our gracious host."

The obese easterner's flabby legs quivered as she stood before Garland.

Her gigantic body was squeezed into a tunic-like dress of brass scales, which exposed her wobbling thighs and the lower role of her pale stomach. Gold clasps were fastened around her raven tresses, and purple powder was painted across her lips and beneath her eyes.

Her fat toes were slid into sandals with silver buckles, and jewellery which jangled with each slight movement covered her jiggling form.

"Shall we proceed to this Council Hall, Lord Tyrell?" She asked "I'm eager to begin our business together."
Merry Christmas, ya lonesome bunch!
And now I have a way to get Narcissa involved lol. Thanks, Kingfisher.


You're most welcome!

Santa might have put the entire population of Santa Somabra on his naughty list, but I still hope that all you cool cats have a nice Christmas. I'd like for all of us to take this time to remember the important things in life, like overindulgence in sweets, avoiding conversations with the family, and swearing at those goddamned motorists who don't know how to merge properly.

The same to you, luvie.
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