Lauder

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Cyclone@Kho
You guys are monsters...

@Slime

I agree with you, but they have always been monsters. Especially since-

Shuffles forwards

@Kho scares me.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

You will conquer every post*

@Kho

You will khonquer every post*

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Vec

Are you telling me, Keriss isn't a true dragon?! *le gasp*

And all this time I thought she was! What vile chaos has come over you man?! I must fight each one and absorb their souls to prevent any from attempting to devour the word! Yes! The perfect plan! Mehahahahahahahah!

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

Say hi to one of the protagonists of the long-apprehended and waited upon CyKhollab:

The Great. The Mighty!

(The only time a camel ever looked pretty. He has done his race proud. Or she. With those lashes and kohl. Not that a guy can't have lashes and kohl of course. Damn gender binaries. Down with the Patriarchy.

@Kho

Why did I not see this coming? A camel? A camel.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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I DO NOT WANT TO GIVE THIS CHARACTER ANY MORE POWER

@Antarctic Termite

So basically

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Lauder B-but he hasn't even raped as many things as Jvan. Or Logos. Even Toun has raped more things than him (the entire hain race!) And when it comes to mind-raping, Vulamera is the guy

@Kho

That's because I have just started, no god is safe from my scale! {especially since this is a conglomeration of horny lovecraftian-like gods *shivers*)

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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T-the Lauder God-Rape scale? What's the Lauder God-Rape scale?

@Kho

It measures how rape-y a god is, in fact I was just coming up with it today because why the hell not? As of now, Vowzra is the most rape-y God.

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

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Edit: then again...Vowzra technically raped Belru too...with tentacles

Edit: Mentally AND physically

@Kho

And like that Vowzra went on the Lauder God-Rape scale

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

@Antarctic Termite

In the name of Bill Cipher:
"Pain is hilarious!"

Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

me finding out that an entire army of Cosmic knights was on its way to fuck Xerxes' shit