Legend Begins

Myriad Reality

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*raises*
I don’t think I have salty demeanor to eat that.
*laughs*

@Galvanize

*Mischievously glares*
More for me then.
*Licks off a line of salt and pours back more than there was before as I resume eating*

Myriad Reality

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*slightly hold back a cringed smile*

@Galvanize

*Holds it in your face*
You wanna try?

Myriad Reality

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*gags*
So much salt. How are you hydrated?

@Galvanize

*Takes another bite, emphasizing my teeth crunching against salt crystals while I chew*
How else would I keep up my naturally-salty demeanor? Besides, I need the electrolytes.

Myriad Reality

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Uhhh…
*Points to the lizard covered salt*

@Galvanize

*Takes a large bite*
Wha-abouch it?

Myriad Reality

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*my eyes widen in pure shock*

@Galvanize

What?

Myriad Reality

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You stated “stores energy”.
*takes a bite out of my burger*

@Galvanize

*Nods toward your burger and pours unnecessarily excessive salt on the lizard tail*
So does your food.

Myriad Reality

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I’m not a robot.

@Galvanize

I didn’t say to charge with them.

Myriad Reality

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What does that have to do with consuming battery acid??

@Galvanize

Batteries are made with metal and they store energy. Seems like something you would eat.

Myriad Reality

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That’s dangerous.

@Galvanize

So are you.

Myriad Reality

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Not really.

@Galvanize

Vehicle batteries?