Server

Myriad Reality

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Forgive me if this is a rude question, but are you a human?
*Glances between the twins and Axl*
Since most everyone here is a robot...

@Fractured

We're not robots.

Myriad Reality

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Umm… Destiny is never something you’re really heady for. That do anything for you?

@Stratocracy

Sheer disappointment. And a little bit of pain.

Myriad Reality

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Uhhh…
*Scratches my head*
I’ve got nothin’.

@Stratocracy

I'm not even going to try.

Myriad Reality

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Whatever that means, I’m sure you have the right idea.

@Stratocracy

I'm just glad you didn't make a pun with that.

Myriad Reality

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I mean, I’m not sure how old you are but I dunno if you’re old enough for it to be your fault anyway.

@Stratocracy

I don't know, I'm pretty suspicious now...

Myriad Reality

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I never realized you all were the real monsters all along...

@Fractured

I resent that.

Myriad Reality

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Most. I do the majority of it with the IA facilities I have access to.

@Stratocracy

That helps. Is it true that the best part about working out is eating huge meals?

Myriad Reality

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You really want to know? Alrighty then. Mondays I do strength training. Lift weights and all that. Tuesdays I rest my body and do perception training, and I do things like movement tracking exercises and simulations of scenarios like investigations or tracking. Wednesdays I do endurance training and I go for intense cardio, as well as supplementing the strength training by doing moderate lifts that I maintain for longer. Thursdays I rest muscles again and purely do things such as stretches and acrobatics. Fridays I train, believe it or not, muscle memory. Practice various techniques on repeat. I take weekends off and mostly just get exercise from actual work on those days.
*Takes a deep breath after the speech*

@Stratocracy

The important question: Do you get paid for that time?

Myriad Reality

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I haven’t done squat.

@Stratocracy

You should consider it. They’re good for your glutes.