Legend Begins

Myriad Reality

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I’ve never done an office-type job before but I’d imagine that I would not like it for very long.

@Galvanize

Secretary Avis doesn’t have a great ring to it either.

Myriad Reality

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Yeah!

@Galvanize

I’d offer you an office job, but I have a hunch that you’d hate it.

Myriad Reality

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Is that your favorite color??

@Galvanize

Mmm, no, I think I like yellow more, or orange. Something bright.

Myriad Reality

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Why purple?

@Galvanize

Why not?

Myriad Reality

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If I eat too much of it though I do get a weird hue change similar to carrots with humans.

@Galvanize

Can we feed you any metals to turn you purple?

Myriad Reality

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Nah.
*gets up and grabs a box and sits back on my recliner*
I’m fine with this.
*smiles*

@Galvanize

*Sighs and takes a couple slices before leaning back in the arms of an oversized teddy bear*
I tried.

Myriad Reality

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I know, I just wanted to see how big they are right now.

@Galvanize

How about you make a few gold examples, and I'll take the one that matches.

Myriad Reality

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if only I can see the dollar signs covering your eyes.

@Galvanize

Trust me Avis, they never go away.

Myriad Reality

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I'm precious now?

@Galvanize

You’re a precious metal, apparently.

Myriad Reality

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You will not take advantage of me!

@Galvanize

Avis, precious friend, it’s not “taking advantage.” It’s really to help you.