Legend Begins

Myriad Reality

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We'll work on it.

@Magnanimity

Fairy Blue likes to cook with a lot of butter. Just to warn your cholesterol.
*Walks through the kitchen and points out each ingredient's storage location and the set of tools*

Myriad Reality

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Well, do you guys have chicken? If I say "burgers", is that a thing you have up here?

@Magnanimity

Yeah, not something that's usually on the menu, but that's doable.

Myriad Reality

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No. Didn't used to, anyway.

@Magnanimity

That makes things simple. Any favorites or tastes you don't like?

Myriad Reality

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I dunno. Waterproofing a teleportation device just sounds like the equivalent of adding salt to a Wagyu steak. A drop in the barrel.

@Magnanimity

We also don’t sell them, so that could have something to do with it.
*Steps out onto another floor with an open passage to a large industrial kitchen*
This is where we make food. Do you have any allergies?

Myriad Reality

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It’s not absolutely universal but it’s pretty widely applied. And I’d call home primitive compared to what I’ve seen.

@Magnanimity

Maybe the R&D costs more compared to a product you’re selling.

Myriad Reality

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*Scratches my head*
All the marvels of technology that we’d be thousands of years behind on back home just all over the place out here but waterproofing isn’t a universal thing at this point? The world is so backwards. I’d still keep it on me.

@Magnanimity

Does your home waterproof everything?
*Ducks back into the stairwell*

Myriad Reality

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Why wouldn’t you?

@Magnanimity

Because I thought it through. It’s not waterproof, and what would I do if I accidentally left it in my pocket? The obvious answer is to leave it on my desk until I know I need it.

Myriad Reality

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Teleportation stick.

@Magnanimity

*Wags my finger*
Ah, you thought you had me there. I don’t carry that thing around with me all the time.

Myriad Reality

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You know what I’m going to say, right?

@Magnanimity

That I should do it next time I’m up here?

Myriad Reality

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*Walks only a short ways a way and looks over the precipice*
Got stuck?

@Magnanimity

Yep. I’ve been meaning to install a handle on that hatch. I probably still should.