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User has no bio, yet i consume the greedy. i rob the thieves. i kill the killers. nobody wants me. if you don't have me, nobody will want you. what's my name?

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In Ardacia 10 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
Still a WIP, but there's a place for you to put your sheets and see what your neighbors are like now. Also, we've still got two spots open, so there's still room for any late sheets! Checkitout.
In Ardacia 10 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay
King Valdemar


"I hereby request that Edontas officially involve itself in this perversion of justice and that you send five-and-twenty men through guise of night to the Blackfort to aid in my release. Your nephew, Oren Lugain."

The king finished reading the letter aloud, and and began to laugh a snide grumble of a laugh. His red face and beady eyes were difficult to make out in his chamber's candlelight, but his unmistakably naked frame and wild, wiry hair gave him a silhouette befitting of a troll in a storybook. A servant stood by the foot of his bed -- a young man with a feint patchy beard and brown hair pulled into a thin, wispy ponytail. The only detail notable of the young man was his leather overshirt with the Flitton's direbat embossed into the chest, marking him as a servant to the house of Flitton, which now resembled little more than a bat's shadow in the king's dark, cavernous room.

Both of Valdemar's pudgy hands had golden rings and bracelets that shone in the dark room as he laughed, and moreso as he slapped his knuckles against the letter in his chortling. He sat upright in his bed, which overflowed and spilled onto the floor with blankets and sheets, with two strikingly Edontian-featured young women at both of his sides, laying peacefully. The air of the room was thick with incense and pipesmoke that wicked through the candlelight as it thinned and disappeared, and clung with hot sweat, making it unpleasantly swampy. Valdemar pulled his pipe from his lips, exuding a plume of smoke into the face of the servant who stood unflinchingly at the foot of his bed.

"My sister's northern whelp is asking for me to send soldiers to save him. I haven't seen that bitch in thirty some years, I didn't even know she had a son. I may as well send her a birthing gift, too."

The servant smiled and gave a pleasant laugh, though he was experienced enough to not add a remark on what the king had said -- all of Valdemar's servants knew he hated that. The king of Edontas was a clever man, and didn't take kindly to servants trying to be as clever as him.

"Shall I send for five-and-twenty men, my liege?"

Valdemar scoffed, handing the servant the letter as he stood up and off the bed, wincing as his bare feet touched the cold, stone floor. "Send him the Hockor knight. Ser Brian, was it?" He placed his pipe on a small table by the bed and returned quickly, lurching forward and climbing over one of the whores, scrambling as he gradually pulled one of the sheets up to cover his indecency.

"Ser Byren, my liege."

"The one with that ghastly face. You know who which bloody knight. Send for a fresh pipe for your king, and close the door on your way out. I'll hear nothing more of this northern brat."

In Ardacia 10 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay


House Flitton of Cavernhall, Rulers of Edontas






In Ardacia 10 yrs ago Forum: Nation Roleplay

Intrigue - Low Fantasy - Mature - Advanced





For as long as men have lived in the world, there have been two moons -- Eirtu and Elonar. Eirtu has always been known as "The Great Moon" and the physical embodiment of the god of the world's dominant religion, whereas "The Lesser Moon" Elonar has faithfully orbited Eirtu as a physical manifestation of their goddess. That all changed recently when Elonar crashed into Eirtu, leaving nothing to prove it had ever existed but a sizable crater.

Predictably, the realm hasn't responded too well.

In the capital, tensions have been minimized to church leaders being busy handling the influx of converts and pleas of the frightened devout, whereas in the more rural regions of the world, low lords are being slain in the streets by hordes of peasants who believe that their goddess has died and that the end is very much nigh. With the royal army being a shadow of what it once was and practically abandoned because of the centuries of peace with other nations, chaos will definitely be one of the themes in play here.

Is this a post-apocalyptic medieval RP? No. By and large, I think most people will have calmed down about the moon exploding a few months into the RP when they've seen that the world isn't going to be swallowed into hellfire, but the point of this cataclysmic event is to spark off a power struggle that we'll deal with for the rest of the RP. Some will rise to power on the backs of those initially fearful about an apocalypse, others will use the tension to destroy old alliances and create new ones, and so on. This moon hoopajoop is designed to create the interregnum for our story that replaces Robert Baratheon's rebellion and death.

The roleplay itself will have its fair share of combat and war, but for the most part, I'd like to focus on intrigue more. "Petyr is an honorless liar" is one thing, but implying Petyr is guilty for something by saying "Surely, I hope you don't take into account Petyr's past as you cast judgement" is even better. I've seen too many Nation RP's where characters just blatantly say shit that would be taken as a declaration of war every other post, so try to not do that, unless your intention is to play a character destined to die because of their ignorance of politicking.



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In ORCQUEST 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>See if you can stand.


>Stay determined, and plan your eventual revenge.













suggest new setting
In ORCQUEST 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>stab FLUGAR with spear
>try not to have berries fall out of pocket







You get your GREEN ASS handed to you. You stop to think about how BADLY DRAWN this panel is, how UNFAIR the world is, and how much you HATE FLUGAR.

HAW HAW HAW

You want to cry, but you are determined to not give FLUGAR the satisfaction. What will you do?
House Sheet is now 90% complete.

Struggling with the mandatory Coat of Arms program, and fleshing out the biographies of House Members. Going to try and get it submitted tomorrow anyway even if I cannot finish the details for everyone.


By all means, PM me with crest stuff and I'll help. OOC's almost done so I have more free time!
In ORCQUEST 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>realize GRONKL is berry-picker as fuck
>build confidence by GIT FIT







You reflect on how berrypicker you are. While you do so, your DAWDLING and LACK OF PICKED BERRIES have caught FLUGAR's attention. He looks like he's about to kick your ass. You are feeling even more berrypicker.

OI RUNT

Yep, he's definitely in an ass-kicking mood. That FLUGAR. What will you do?
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