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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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@tex Oh shiet... is this who I think it is? Now I've already caught wind of the Multiverse concept, and despite me lacking a little in Zelda knowledge, I think I know who this is...



(And also Dr. Wiley, well shit)
Hmmmmm... Now that it's a new day... should I add in Samir to a little thing or waddya guys think? Saya is busy in the Council meeting, and Marlene... is still healing. Dreadlin I think I'll keep until after the GMG arc.

Alternatively... I could make a new character... hmmmmm

(Halp)
@Holy Soldier Lol sureeeeeeeeee

@Kafka Komedy Or a rap battle lol
- Duplicate Post; Please Ignore -

I am only guessing at this point that Princess Peach is in her castle. Ahhhh another day of a good ole' fashioned kidnapping eh?
@Jensoman@Tex


King Bowser Koopa


Before he knew it, the Koopa King heard a large boom coming from the Tournament. He quickly checked the camera to see just what the hell was going on there, only to see a giant cloud of brownish-green fumes. Was it some low-grade thug trying to cause chaos? Or kidnap the Princess? Only BOWSER can kidnap the Princess! But alas, he knew better. Someone made one hell of a fart, a huge one to be exact, which even made it all the way here! Bowser's pupils dilate as he tries to cover his mouth while coughing. As he looks around, he then finally sees the culprit. Why rest in spaghetti and never forgetti, it was none other than Mario himself. Now why do the dames like this fat plumber bastard again? This he may never truly know. Even he, the King of Koopas, has his own manners around people, especially with flatulence.

The next thing he knows, an entire ruckus came almost outta nowhere! Strange goblins and weird octoomba-like creatures came and began to ensue chaos! They must've been released from the nearby prison, haven't they? Regardless, as King Koopa puts his device away, suddenly three goblins came and tried to attack him! Two aimed for his legs, with Bowser roaring and ultimately stomping on one. He then grabs the other one as it begins running away and crushes him with his mighty hand! Then another one takes a running start behind him and tries to bash him on the head! However, Bowser already heard him, as he turns around and punches him with a force that sends him flying across the Town! Why is everything going wrong at THIS time?!

Or maybe... this is giving him a chance.

There was no time to loose! He quickly brings up his device and tries to contact any of his minions nearby.

"C'MON YA DAMN SLOWPOKES!" he roars into the device, contacting those who are nearby, "Mario and the others are distracted! Let's snatch Peach and get outta here! It stinks too, blargh! You know where to meet me troops!"

And with that, after getting a response, he hops back into the Bowser-Mobile, honks twice, and backs outta the alley and out to the street opposite of the one leading to the tournament. If there was only one location that Bowser can guess she is, it happens to be the most obvious one yet...

Princess Peach's Castle.
@Holy Soldier They wouldn't even dare to lol and if they did, ohhhhh boy their asses will be stomped 10x over!
With Mario down for the count, Bowser really needs to make his move quick! If I know the location of Peach, I can have him/his minions quickly snatch her and drive back to the castle.
@tex Np. Im just saying what I would do. Your the GM here though not me.
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