I need to probably get posting... Hopefully tomorrow I'll get around.
Lmpkio
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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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And there he was, standing right in front of the enemy. The culprit who is trying to kidnap HIS Princess Peach! And yet, he looks strikingly similar to another enemy he fought in the past. Was it the infamous Count Bleck reborn?! No, it couldn't be. He died almost a decade ago, destroyed after the death of the sinister jester Dimentio. Yet this guy looks almost exactly like said person, save for the position of the monocle, which was on his right side, compared to Bleck's left.
"Ho~ho!? Am I being challenged now, by an overgrown turtle??" He announced, turning to face Bowser with the cap-card still in-hand. "You hold no ownership over my collection, you filthy creature! Only I deserve to steal the most priceless trophies throughout the multiverse! They are mine! Mine! Mine!!! Your princess belongs to Count Collect! Heh-hehehehehe!"
This only annoys the Koopa King even more, as he growls, baring his teeth for show. He then sees the beloved Peach, inside a card, frozen in absolute horror. How could he! He suddenly points at the character.
"What do you want with Princess Peach?" he asks in a more aggressive posture, "What is this collection you speak of? If your gonna add this dame into that collection of yours, then TOO BAD bub, she's not for sale! Now hand her over to ME and scram, or I, the King of the Koopas, BOWSER, will crush you like the insignificant bug you are, myself!"
Welp, I was wrong. This is someone completely different.
@Lmpkio Gideon is so going to get dropkicked now for being overly theatrical xD. And for interrupting her.
Theatrical? Lol says Kosara who tries to fight the demon general lol he was being nice and didn't happen to kill you. Now he REALLY wants to kill her XD
@kapuchu@Lazo@I-Am-X
The Ardor seem to be having a bit of difficulty in containing the three demon forces. Kushiel can now clearly see this as he looks down at them with a frown. It was time to call in more reinforcements, though they would arrive just before the Archangel could ask for some...
As the three head towards the skyscraper, they would be stopped as a beam of vertical light blocks their path. Arising from the depths, a gold figure slowly rises from the ground. It was impressive in design, having a centaur-like body, large gold-plated armor, possesses four arms, and a giant gold sword that begins to be doused in flames. This figure is one of the strongest of the Third Sphere Principalities. Enter... Allegiance.
Flanking Allegiance, several elite Ador units also face the three demons, as well as other angel soldiers, the Castets and Compassions, and the Affinities. Levitating down from the sky, both Kushiel and the Champion stood in front of the units as they stand tall and proud against the trio. They all block the demons' path into the building and they sure as hell will not give it up without a good damn fight. With the Lance of Longinus in his hand, the Archangel points at the malevolent opposers.
"Demons of Mundas!" he calls out to them, "You have gone far enough! Your tenacity is admirable in taking you this far, but now you face the full might of the Hierarchy's power! I, Archangel Kushiel, shall see to it, that you all will be eliminated from the very face of this world!"
With that, all of the troops issue a powerful call as they prepare for one last hurrah against the demon trio. The final stage for the Battle Of Vigrid, has just begun...
@rivaan@Sho Minazuki
"You two are marvelous, it's a shame you both noticed me, I've never seen such incredible fighting."
At last, out comes what appears to be the demon Gorgon. About time she has as well. The demons behind Gideon began to step back a few feet and bowed to the being. The half-demon had heard about her countless times, but hasn't actually seen her in person, rather only in literature. Indeed, the legends were true for her magnificence. Like them, the general also payed his respects by doing a light bow, with his fist clenched in his chest. The Gorgon continued with her words.
"I am Gorgan, self-proclaimed queen of this forest. These other demons here seem to answer my every beck and call, so I guess they see me as queen too."
General Gideon then retreats from his bowing position and nods.
"My queen," he says politely, "It is an honor to be under your very presence. I am Demon General, Gideon of Mundas. And I am~"
But before he could continue, Kosara happens to open her little mouth and began to yap.
“Well Gorgan, nice to meet you! Name is Kosara Duran. I'm a Demon hun... actually I'm kind of demon hunter, but now I work for another force so ehhh..."
An annoyed growl came from Gideon's lips as he eyes her ominously. How dare she open her mouth in the middle of an important confrontation? And it was just so... unprofessional too. He should've killed her on the spot, or at least made sure she was down for good.
""Demons" you both say... Am I one too? I was born in this world, so I can only guess that that is what I really am... I also have a feeling both of you came for me one way or another."
Gideon then tries again.
"My queen, I have been sent by Lord Mundas himself to~"
"Yeah, I'm here currently because I'm supposed to preserve the status quo or something like that."
Oh great... another interruption. God, was this worse then he thought. His annoyed growl turns into a sigh as he is forced to listen to this youngster's ramblings.
"You see, demons and angels decided to use this world as battlefield. I bet Unchained there, wants to probably recruit you into their ranks. Am I right on this, my dancing buddy?” she then finishes as she gives the general a questionable glance, only to be met with the eyes of death and humiliation.
Good fucking god, is she annoying. Can one also say very humiliating towards his rank? He was about to silence her mouth for good until she continues yet again.
“As for me, I'm supposed to keep that from happening one way or another really. Can't have demons gain a foothold here. So before we go ahead to work and all chaos breaks loose... did you really live all your life here and alone? Did you never try to leave the forest and see what's beyond it? Also those are some very cool snakes you have! Mind if I take a photo?””
"ENOUGH YOU FOOL!" the demon general snaps as he uses all of his encased and enraged energy to knock Kosara away and eventually into a tree. For the love of hell, this bitch was trying to jeopardize the entire mission! After all, this was a demon hunter anyways so of course she will try to.
With her out of the way for the meantime however, Gideon quickly kneels and begins to explain the situation.
"My apologizes for the violent outburst," he apologizes as he regains his cool, "She is not with me. As I was saying, Lord Mundas has sent me to come and ask for you to become an ally of our campaign here in the human world. Your army is legendary, your beauty, unmatchable... Your services that you and your army provide, will be most certainly valuable for our cause. If you choose to cooperate with us, come with me to Inferno and Lord Mundas will reward you quite generously, as well as the protection of your forest."
He then points to where Kosara is with his finger.
"And she." he says louder while pointing at the opposer, "She wants to kill you. She wants the entire forest to be eradicated, burned to ashes. She wants all of your troops in this forest slaughtered, and ultimately devoid of life...
"My Queen. Would you not want that to happen to your beloved forest? This is indeed a beautiful forest and both I and Mundas will hate to see this place be in smolders. Join us, O' Queen Gorgon, and we will help you protect your home in exchange for your service and commitment for our cause."
He then extends his arm out, a friendly sign to ask if an agreement can be made. He will not let that half-demon get in the way of his mission...
Kushiel
The Ardor seem to be having a bit of difficulty in containing the three demon forces. Kushiel can now clearly see this as he looks down at them with a frown. It was time to call in more reinforcements, though they would arrive just before the Archangel could ask for some...
As the three head towards the skyscraper, they would be stopped as a beam of vertical light blocks their path. Arising from the depths, a gold figure slowly rises from the ground. It was impressive in design, having a centaur-like body, large gold-plated armor, possesses four arms, and a giant gold sword that begins to be doused in flames. This figure is one of the strongest of the Third Sphere Principalities. Enter... Allegiance.
Flanking Allegiance, several elite Ador units also face the three demons, as well as other angel soldiers, the Castets and Compassions, and the Affinities. Levitating down from the sky, both Kushiel and the Champion stood in front of the units as they stand tall and proud against the trio. They all block the demons' path into the building and they sure as hell will not give it up without a good damn fight. With the Lance of Longinus in his hand, the Archangel points at the malevolent opposers.
"Demons of Mundas!" he calls out to them, "You have gone far enough! Your tenacity is admirable in taking you this far, but now you face the full might of the Hierarchy's power! I, Archangel Kushiel, shall see to it, that you all will be eliminated from the very face of this world!"
With that, all of the troops issue a powerful call as they prepare for one last hurrah against the demon trio. The final stage for the Battle Of Vigrid, has just begun...
@rivaan@Sho Minazuki
Gideon Al Ghul
"You two are marvelous, it's a shame you both noticed me, I've never seen such incredible fighting."
At last, out comes what appears to be the demon Gorgon. About time she has as well. The demons behind Gideon began to step back a few feet and bowed to the being. The half-demon had heard about her countless times, but hasn't actually seen her in person, rather only in literature. Indeed, the legends were true for her magnificence. Like them, the general also payed his respects by doing a light bow, with his fist clenched in his chest. The Gorgon continued with her words.
"I am Gorgan, self-proclaimed queen of this forest. These other demons here seem to answer my every beck and call, so I guess they see me as queen too."
General Gideon then retreats from his bowing position and nods.
"My queen," he says politely, "It is an honor to be under your very presence. I am Demon General, Gideon of Mundas. And I am~"
But before he could continue, Kosara happens to open her little mouth and began to yap.
“Well Gorgan, nice to meet you! Name is Kosara Duran. I'm a Demon hun... actually I'm kind of demon hunter, but now I work for another force so ehhh..."
An annoyed growl came from Gideon's lips as he eyes her ominously. How dare she open her mouth in the middle of an important confrontation? And it was just so... unprofessional too. He should've killed her on the spot, or at least made sure she was down for good.
""Demons" you both say... Am I one too? I was born in this world, so I can only guess that that is what I really am... I also have a feeling both of you came for me one way or another."
Gideon then tries again.
"My queen, I have been sent by Lord Mundas himself to~"
"Yeah, I'm here currently because I'm supposed to preserve the status quo or something like that."
Oh great... another interruption. God, was this worse then he thought. His annoyed growl turns into a sigh as he is forced to listen to this youngster's ramblings.
"You see, demons and angels decided to use this world as battlefield. I bet Unchained there, wants to probably recruit you into their ranks. Am I right on this, my dancing buddy?” she then finishes as she gives the general a questionable glance, only to be met with the eyes of death and humiliation.
Good fucking god, is she annoying. Can one also say very humiliating towards his rank? He was about to silence her mouth for good until she continues yet again.
“As for me, I'm supposed to keep that from happening one way or another really. Can't have demons gain a foothold here. So before we go ahead to work and all chaos breaks loose... did you really live all your life here and alone? Did you never try to leave the forest and see what's beyond it? Also those are some very cool snakes you have! Mind if I take a photo?””
"ENOUGH YOU FOOL!" the demon general snaps as he uses all of his encased and enraged energy to knock Kosara away and eventually into a tree. For the love of hell, this bitch was trying to jeopardize the entire mission! After all, this was a demon hunter anyways so of course she will try to.
With her out of the way for the meantime however, Gideon quickly kneels and begins to explain the situation.
"My apologizes for the violent outburst," he apologizes as he regains his cool, "She is not with me. As I was saying, Lord Mundas has sent me to come and ask for you to become an ally of our campaign here in the human world. Your army is legendary, your beauty, unmatchable... Your services that you and your army provide, will be most certainly valuable for our cause. If you choose to cooperate with us, come with me to Inferno and Lord Mundas will reward you quite generously, as well as the protection of your forest."
He then points to where Kosara is with his finger.
"And she." he says louder while pointing at the opposer, "She wants to kill you. She wants the entire forest to be eradicated, burned to ashes. She wants all of your troops in this forest slaughtered, and ultimately devoid of life...
"My Queen. Would you not want that to happen to your beloved forest? This is indeed a beautiful forest and both I and Mundas will hate to see this place be in smolders. Join us, O' Queen Gorgon, and we will help you protect your home in exchange for your service and commitment for our cause."
He then extends his arm out, a friendly sign to ask if an agreement can be made. He will not let that half-demon get in the way of his mission...
As the King of the Koopas races in his Bowser-Mobile, he suddenly hears a blood-curdling scream coming from the balcony of the Princess' Castle. Could it be she found him so soon? No, he couldn't have. Besides, she never screamed like that since at least the third time he kidnapped her. Could it be that someone managed to get to her first? Not on Bowser's watch! He slams on the peddle as his car drives as fast as it can, straight towards the target destination! He'll beat whoever is trying to kidnap HIS Peach and snatch her away from whoever laid their hands on her!
"Don't you worry Princess," he says to himself, "I'm comin' for you! Only I have the right to kidnap yo~!
Suddenly, six thunderous flashes of neon light came bursting right from the castle, going the opposite away towards the very outskirts of the Kingdom! This startled Bowser to the point where he almost lost control, crashing into a few market stands, but was able to quickly regain control as he makes a hard left back onto the road.
"What the hell was that?!" he roars as he continues driving, "Hmph! That's it! Time to go for plan B!"
He then presses his device's red button, which calls in the disguised Koopa Clown Car. It automatically homes in on Bowser's current location like a GPS system as it begins to loose it's disguise, revealing the large unmistakeable smile on it's front. Bowser then puts his foot on the breaks as he leaps high into the air, directly into the Clown Car. He then noticed that the screams from Peach had finally stopped. Surely the Mario Bros didn't just come in and save the day, right? No, this was an ominous cut-off. As Bowser moves to the balcony of Peach's castle, he suddenly hears a strange crackle echoing from within the chambers. It didn't sound like a classic evil laugh, rather it was more... crazy. Insane. Whoever was inside that castle was surely knocked in the head way too many damn times. Then, it spoke:
"How pristine, how beautiful, how Rarrrrre!!!"
That does it. This sly nob-job is now hitting on Peach?! How dare he! It was time to show this guy who's boss! It's SHOWTIME! As soon as the Koopa King was close to the balcony, he jumps off and rolls onto the floor, crashing into the doors and making quite an entrance. As he stands up, he roars as he asserts his dominance.
"HEY!" he roars as the dust clears, "WHO'S THE WISE GUY TRYING TO KIDNAP THE PRINCESS? ONLY I AM ALOWED TO DO THAT! ONLY ME!"
@Zardoric The speech pattern doesn't even remotely resemble Ganondorf. Sounds more like the character I mentioned. I'll post when I get home.
@tex I take that as a yes lol
@tex But am I right for the character kidnapping Peach? :D
@Kafka Komedy Nah, they aren't the axem rangers. Those are enemies from Megaman. Im pretty sure the other one is the character I said.
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