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    1. Lmpkio 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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Owls are my weakness. xD


Indeed lol

Speaking of Owls:

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Eh, I thought the gif was adorable.


It actually is lol no lie
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Nolan's getting a good deal. It's just Saya is still a creeper.


Of course lol

Also I have to say, the owl on the left creeps me out way more than the one on the right XD
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Yay! xD

Oh no.


LOL XD Better get used to Ariel even more! At least Saya won't be in a "I will kill you" mode if ya know what I mean XP
And thus Nolan has his first date. *watches Nolan scream internally*


A good thing that Marlene will get over the obsession with Nolan :P There will be a collab post coming after the games that explains what happened.

(Now it's time for Saya to fuck around with him even more XD Or simply make another rival XDD)
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Sorry for not responding to this! Been busy :(

Also yes, I could have Rosalina talk to Kaze if you'd like. Her and Sayatachi are still at the cafe so feel free to have him and his entourage approach them.


I don't mind this at all btw. :)
Terribly sorry for the wait. Just made a post. :)


As Bowser grasps King Goomba and prevents him from running over Mario and his crew, what he gets in return isn't that nice at all...

“You’re not king of shit!” Mario shouted, basically booing him off his pedestal. “The day you’re King of the Mushroom Kingdom is the day the Goomba King becomes World Emperor. It’s not gonna happen! Besides, didn’t YOU make the Goomba King as means to defeat me?”

"FUCK OFF MARIO!" roars Bowser as his mind cracks a little as he continues grasping the rival king, "I'M HELPING YOU AND THE OTHERS, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! AND THAT GOOMBA KING WAS A CLONE! A PHONY!"

Then he hears the cheers of a familiar Dry Bones nearby, cheering him on. Oh for god sakes, didn't he order him to stay back at Toad Town? Why is his day getting even more rotten as he tries to become nice? Oh well, he is the King of the Koopas, so it's kinda to be expected.

This was when the Goomba King got his lines to say.

"Is this my punishment for failing you before? Is this why all those Bros have shown up and assaulted Goomba Village and TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY FORTRESS?!"

Wait... Hammer Bros? Oh yeah, of course. Or not? But as Bowser was going to reply as the Goomba King mumbled, mostly to himself, he ran into his fortress at surprisingly fast speed despite his size, and stomped onto a button within, causing the doors to slam shut behind him. He appeared on top of the roof once more. "Please, King Bowser! Have your troops go away! I shall stop my efforts to take down Mario! I'll do anything you want, but please get RID OF THEM!! Especially that BIG one! He's quite the trouble-maker!"

Bowser could've had the chance to break down his entire castle, but Mario stops him again.

“We don’t have time for this nonsense. You’re beatin’ up the Goomba King, but we need to ask him if he knows anything about the invasion!”

Yes of course... So King Koopa simply calms down a bit and begins to do what he says for once.

"Before I can consider doing that," he simply replies to King Goomba, "Let's talk about a more problematic situation on the hand. Give me the answers, and they'll leave."

He pauses as he then continues.

"So... you say that my troops have actually tried to ransack Goomba Village, correcto?"

Then La Bandita interrupted for a bit.

"So those ain't actually yours, right? Would a section break off like this?"

Bowser takes a long look at the Hammer Bros that were nearby, studying them to see if they were part of his troops. After a look, his eyes squint as he realizes their identity.

"Well waddya know," he says almost ominously, "Seems like those Bros AREN'T actually part of my Hammer Bro Legion. Or if they were, they must've deserted the ranks!"

He then points to the Hammer and Fire Bros that were nearby.

"You two!" he calls out as he points to them, "Explain the situation! What gave you guys the good idea to attack Goomba Village?!"

He doesn't bother mentioning Goomba King's Fortress of course...
Finally getting started on post.
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