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    1. Lmpkio 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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@Mega Birb
both Gold and Silver Eyes.


Platinum Gold and Soul Silver Eyes?

*Creates Copper Eyes that are suppose to suck the biggest ass, but are secretly the most powerful*
@Lmpkio Lawyers won't help you where you're going.


Your right. Lawyers won't help him. It's the tip of his lance that will.

Oh and his nullifying shield too.
@Lmpkio So.. You have patted Artoria upon the head. You have made with the headpat. Are you prepared for the consequences? Are you prepared for the responsibility?

Also, it's quite possible the Hell Knight has never seen nor heard of Artoria, compared to him, she's a baby, only 61 years old.


Mephilus doesn't want to be a father, thank you very much. I got a fleet of lawyers at the ready right outside.

That's true... but lets say he heard the name around tossed around a few times.
@Banana Look at my post again. Mephilus knows he's there (I posted before I saw yours so)

Mephilus Baal Asmodeus

@Kol@The 42nd Gecko@Banana


Of course, when Mephilus asked for her title, Artoria complained on how she asked first and that this wasn't fair. Ah, how cute does the wolf-creature girl look when she's angry, especially when pounding her foot on the ground. He hasn't seen or heard of her for a long while, but they hadn't properly met before. The Hell Knight simply chuckled as he ruffles her hair a bit.

"Ah, my apologizes." he replied chillingly, yet politely, "It's not quite my fault that I have the same idea as yours."

They both were presented with the name of Lucille for the new ruler of Hell, and "Black Goat" as a nickname. In return, both Mephilus and Artoria were given their own little nicknames, the former being "Try Hard" and the latter "Furry". Mephilus didn't bother much of that nickname. In fact, it was rather ironic, considering those names were given by the locals of both Hell, Machina, and Heaven. King Rufus even bestowed him the title of "Lord" and "Hell Knight". The others were names he takes for granted, with only a sliver of pride or care. Reason why he gave them out was just out of spite. He simply shrugs at that remark. After all, he's been called much worse nicknames before.

Lucile moves on to assign an official royal assassin, picking "Furry" for the job, considering that Mephilus looked "too clunky".

"All fine by me." he remarks, "Never really was the type to sneak around all that much. I'm more of a heavy hitter kinda guy myself."

Shortly after he said his answer, he hears someone humming a tune from behind. Looking back, he sees... a walking, talking, frog. Well... this is something. Apparently his name is Kermit the Frog, who likes to play songs. Mephilus paused for a minute, until realizing something.

"Wait..." he says looking down at Kermit, "Aren't you supposed to be some sorta puppet? Heard about some kid's TV show called the uh... 'Mappets?' Milf-ets? uh what was it *snapping fingers*... Oh, Muppets yeah?"
Hello! :) Are you guys still accepting?


We are! Come on in!
@Juicy Certainly an interesting concept. Can't wait to see what it has in store.

On a slightly different note, civilization tends to quantify things such as age and time. And that does not necessarily need to be by a planet's cycle. There is bound to be a method by which an "age" can be derived. For instance you mentioned that Zor is female on a leap year. While not a well defined time frame that would be something rather specific to the species biological clock and could be used to define something like age. While not in something like Earth years, it would be a way to define how long an individual has been alive. Not that there needs to be per se. Some cultures you simply exist. But I would think that one that is space faring has to have a solid understanding of mathematics and the passage of time in order to travel anywhere.


That's actually true. You need solid mathematics and literally the mind of Rocket Science for precise calculations and basically for anything space related or tech like hovercrafts, for black holes, etc. However... this is an alien civilization. Aliens could have some sort of way in precieving technology that we humans can not understand. It sounds crazy, but thats just because we were never used to it.

It's also likely that the space community at large has developed a more universal method of telling time. Since each culture would probably be using many methods that are difficult to convert between one another. Such collaboration would be of benefit to trade, negotiation, and many other interactions.


Well that's true. Again mathematics and time "Planet-Zones" may be of effect, but in this universe thankfully, going at lightspeed is a thing (may or may not be scientifically plausible, but this is added in for practicallity). But time wise Im not going to go tooooo indepth into that. It's always MONSTER 'OCLOCK BOYS!
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Imagine whatever it is that's special about your character. Be it powers, abilities, anything unique to them.

Now take it away.


O... Oh I see.

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Exactly. She's a Demon Who Fights For Kicks.


That joke is so stupid... yet its so stupid it idiotically hillarious XD
@Lmpkio It's the power to kick. She kicked the guy into a sea of fire, and she kicked open a door. Her kicks are serious business.


One Kick Girl.
@Lmpkio Well, Artoria is looking forward to unleashing a whole NEW side of him. A much cuter side that'll appreciate Fran in a whole new way. :3


No one can beat the original classic...

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Lucille has one power. You don't want to find out what that is.


Well if her weakness is handsome men, she isn't getting far.

(Now Im intrigued. Let me guess, she can snap her fingers and kill anyone within a certain radius dead yeah? :P)
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