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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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Level: 4
Day/Time: 2
Location: Platform City: - Mama's Kitchen --> War Room
Interaction: @Holy Soldier Guile, @DracoLunaris Naija
Mention: Everyone Else


Mama's expression of what she truly looked like under the mask was no surprise to Samus. Of course, the chef basically answered herself in regards to how much she gets that.

"Oh you have no idea how many times I get that," she remarks, but then simply smiles, "But honestly, who can blame them really? I'm used to it."

Waving Mama good-bye, as she and Naija left the scene, they suddenly hear Guile's voice via radio transmission. They need to go to the War Room on Level 30 and plan out their next actions. With that she heads up to the Room for their next assignment. Once entering the room, she clearly sees that there were new members that were present as well. What's more, the new guys will be the ones heading out to find that thief in the world of Dream Land.

While Samus had never officially explored that realm, she knows that it houses the legendary "pink-marshmallow" Kirby, the mysterious Meta Knight, and the gluttonous King Dedede. Not only does she know that, she literally fought them during the Smash Competitions of ole. Kirby has been a seasoned veteran ever since the first Smash Bros tournament, but Meta Knight and Dedede were more recent, having been first seen in the third tournament "Brawl".

Each of them, while looking more on the cutesy side, are experienced fighters and are not to be trifled with. Kirby can copy his opponent by literally sucking them into his mouth, Meta Knight is extremely agile and talented with his sword (who also happens to have a personal gunship of his own known as the "Halberd"), and Dedede is a floating powerhouse with a mallet that can send you flying if you aren't careful. Oh, and they all have the ability of flight as well, so there's that.

Of course, that's what she should be saying to the new recruits, which is what she did.

Honestly, she didn't mind wanting to join in on the action, if it weren't for the restrictions kept in place keeping veterans like her from joining in.




Level: 1
Day/Time: 2
Location: War Room
Interaction: @Holy Soldier Guile
Mention: Everyone Else


When the announcement to head into the War Room was announced, Bayonetta simply scoffed as she gets up to go to the room. She was one of the last to enter the area, but arguably one of the more quieter ones. She listens about the whole mission regarding Mario's stolen soul being possibly sent to King Dedede in Dream World. Like Samus, she too has some experience with the warrior trio thanks to her experience in the most recent Smash tournament, but due to being one of the last to enter, she has very little experience with them after all. Other than Kirby, Meta Knight and Dedede were relatively unknown, other than the names. The mission otherwise sounded...

Boring.

Bayonetta wasn't interesting in going to such a cutesy-esque land just to retrieve the plumber who might drool on her clothes, or hair in her case, at just the sight of her. So when those who wanted to go in stepped up, the Umbran witch simply continued to sit on a nearby chair. Her eyes however, were fixed on another mission... one which supposably involved vicious dragons to battle against.

Gomorrah would probably love eating those scaly beasts alive...
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Good question. I imagine she died somewhere after having a bunch of molten slag fall on her, though she did get cut and took a few bullets in the back prior to that. So who knows for certain.


As long as she didn't perma-die, then that's ok.
@Lmpkio Miyu and Alexi still exist, and I intend on making Artoria go out with at least a growl instead of a whimper.

It's not like I'm leaving the roleplay because a character is dying because I'm stubbornly doing what they would do.


I see and Ik you're not leaving but... you know. Anyways, RIP Artoria; you was the best doggo.
@Lmpkio Wait, I guess that means Cydone fulfilled his potential. He was expressly made because I was mad about KoL's characters dominating fights*, and then he managed to kill one of KoL's characters. So, mission accomplished Cydone, good job.

*And I don't particularly want to continue with a character that was salt reaction.


I suppose sure.

So just make an un-salty character then or something :P
@Lmpkio It's pretty much a granted none of my characters will ever reach their full potential.

Miyu: I'm gonna have my spirit accidentally crushed by Iona.
Alexi: All the people I start making friends with leave the roleplay.
Cydone: I was literally just made to perform one fight.
Artoria: I challenge faction leaders to duels.


God damnit Gecko :P

*Prepares a motivational speech to get you still going*
@Lmpkio Sometimes you have to try the impossible, even if you know you'll fail.


But you must realize... Artoria will DIE permanently. You've had that character for not a long time... unless you already planned to have her be killed off this early on?
@Lmpkio Artoria's gonna stay and fight.


And be permanently dead? Are you sure that's a good investment for your character?

Fran's dead boi.


Like DEAD dead?
I kinda went ahead and basically put that everyone from Hell has left, but if you guys want to add in your two cents, then go ahead.


As Mephilia continued to push the fight as much as she can, she suddenly sees the High Queen mysteriously fall to her knees in pain. At first, she considered that it must've been due to the black flame bullets, only to be shortly corrected as they were reflected almost immediately back. Perhaps it was due to her powers taking an extreme affect on her? Honestly, who would know. And the Knight didn't seem to care. Yet as she began to issue another attack towards her, she realizes that Eos seemed to have disappeared out of thin air. Where did she go? Did she retreat? Did she go for higher ground?

Yet as Mephilia began scouring the battlefield for her in furious angst, she suddenly feels something behind her back. With a faint startled yelp, she freezes in place. Then, she heard the voice of the High Queen... an emotionally-deprived High Queen that is. The Queen gave her and her allies one last chance to get out of the foundry in three seconds, or they will face a permanent death right on this very battlefield. At first, Mephilia thought that Eos was trying to intimidate them. Surely only the Angel Of Death, or perhaps other higher-powered deities, have that amount of power to by-pass the Nexus' respawn. She chuckles nervously, trying to sound tough, but as Eos began counting...

"One..."

A tingle of fear jittered down her back. She looks around at the other allies in the vicinity.

"Two..."

It was then when the Knight made her choice, just before Eos would say three. With a defeated sigh, her blackest flames suddenly became extinguished and raises her arms towards her.

"OKAY OKAY!" she yells in an annoyed tone, "We're leaving, jeez!"

With that, she turns to the rest of her allies.

"Pack your shit up, we're leaving!"

As she turns to leave the foundry, she sees Henrietta still throwing a tantrum on the floor. This muthafucka wasn't even participating in the fight at all? She only made a disgusting face of disapproval as she simply picks her up, not even bothering to put her out of her blubbering conscious.

"Shut the fuck up, you fucking piece-of-shit cry baby..." she mutters to her as she signals Artoria to follow her.

They would fly out of the ruined foundry in a defeated pose as they eventually made their way out to a safe location away from Eos' anti-magic-teleportation field. Once outside, Mephilia activates a portal, throwing Henrietta head-first into the portal first. But before she leaves, she takes one last look at the battlefield. Then, without saying a word, the Hell Knight leaves the battlefield. Lucille will not be pleased that they lost the battle, but then again, she and the others did most of the work. Fault the others who didn't do their job as effectively to turn the tide of the battle. But they'll get their revenge one way or another... just not today.

*Mephilius and Henrietta have left the battle*

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Have her grab Henrietta on the way out, she's still throwing a temper tantrum.


Mephilia: Jeesus fuck you god damn cry-baby...

(THAT I can do however)
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