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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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I'm just still deciding where Neurotis could drop in. Both are really tempting for me.

Neurotis going to Norway may be statistically realistic in the sense of the region he originated from (Siberia)...

But there's a giant robot in New York.

Ugh, I need some actual advice here lol
Oh my god that Kirby in Bowser's hat image is god damn precious.
And posted!




Titanica fired her atomic breath straight into the enemy, already burning several of the unfortunate soldiers still within her wake. Yet as he begins to advance, she notes several knights and paladins circling around her as they've begun to prepare their next move. The titan notes their presence, glaring at them with venomous eyes as she exhales a brunt snort. She was not scared of horseback riders. And as they charged into her hide, their lances were unable to penetrate through her thick scales. Titanica simply grunts at their pitiful attempt as she lifted her leg and stopped at the ground, producing a miniature earthquake to stun the nearby opponents.

Yet as she's about to stomp them into oblivion, she notes a swordsman running towards her with a blazing sword to boot. Once swung, it was finally able to crack a scale-piece off her right leg. Titanica issued a surprised "urk" before glaring down at him and kicking him away with her massive foot.

Then, as soon as one of the paladin's got distracted by a stray arrow flying fast his face, the titan earned her chance to counterattack. With a powerful heave, she stomped the ground as she issued a 360 degree spin that launched her long tail into the circling horseback riders. This should allow her to get some movement within the battle and to continue her assault.

"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOONK!" she bellows loudly to continue intimidating her opponents.







Once the wardogs began to leave the area, Ian motioned them to quickly gather the herbs in front of them. Morgan responded as they began to careful extract them from the ground and into their small packets. As the armored knight did his thing over in one area, the mothwoman decided to move slightly away in order to scout out for other stray ingredients. Perhaps it was a good thing because she can vaguely overhear him rambling on and on about something. Something about making a name for the guild or something. She had no idea what he was saying in particular, but all she wanted was to get these ingredients and move along. Yet as she peeps around a log to grab another one of those grasses, she looks up only to turn white in absolute fear. There, just a feet from her was the snarling face of a lone Wardog glaring hungrily at her.

Maybe it was better to stay with them after all.

Morgan screamed as she dropped the pouch by the log as she attempted to escape. However, before she could get any farther away, the hound pounced on her.

"HELP!" she cried helplessly as she attempted to avoid getting mauled by the wardog by squirming underneath him and covering her face.

Thankfully, her calls of help would be answered by his comrades who immediately came to her aid. Ozzy would attempt to distract the creature by kicking it before the dog was slain by Ian's sword. Morgan was breathing quickly as she attempted to catch her breath from that terrifying episode.

"T-Thank you..." she replied as she coughed twice, "I-I thought I was done for..."

And indeed, as soon as Ian made her statement, they can all hear the growling of the rest of the pack coming from what seemingly was all around them. They were in absolute danger now. And with the dogs having tracked their scent, they can't simply hide away anymore.

"We need to go!" she answered panically, "They have our scent!"

She looks around for a quick exit before seeing a large tree behind her. That tree can easily house the three of them and from what she has heard, these wardogs were not good climbers. It was their only chance.

"There!" she called out as she points to the tree, "That tree! We should be safe once we climb it!"
A post is on the way as we speak! My apologizes for the ABNORMALLY LONG DELAY OH GOD
A real shame that no one else can fly huh
Well, I originally considered Norway due to where Neurotis escaped around Siberia.

But now we have a giant Liberty Jaeger Robot in New York so... Ooof.
Posted a shorty. Would've waited but since he's going alone there's no need to wait for everyone else atm.




Journey to the Castle



With the rest of the team trekking on foot, Geno's rocket boosters made him significantly ahead of the game. He couldn't help but to feel a light sense of pity for their lack of flying material. Especially now that they're approaching a three-way intersection that shows the surrounding lands that separated them and the castle. The wooden doll halted his advance for a moment as he took in the vast and wondrous atmosphere of the landscapes ahead.

There were three paths in which the group can take. The path straight ahead looked like an easy stroll through the park, which also happened to feature very familiar things to Geno. The green-pipes and question marked blocks, along with the various amounts of platforms, giant mushrooms, and some of the familiar creatures, immediately gave the doll nostalgia of the good ole' Mushroom Kingdom. He missed being with Mario and the others, they really were a good team. If it weren't for his duties on Star Road he would've visited him and the others way more often. Sure there was Bowser, but the Koopa King didn't really seem to care for him. Then again, who other than Princess Peach, his Keep, and his "Kids", does he really care for anyways?

The other two paths however looked somewhat more complicated then he would've liked. The path to his left was a treacherous and foreboding, featuring a dry canyon road with hostile-looking opponents crawling up and down the crevices. And to his right, there was a thick forest with overgrown foliage and tons of wildlife lurking beneath the canopy - vaguely reminding him of a certain Forest Maze. If Geno had to pick which path the group should take, he would undoubtedly take the easy road ahead. It was mostly clear, with the creatures ahead being relatively easy to deal with. The goombas and koopas that he sees roaming in the far distance would no doubt be the easiest to beat as only one hard hit would immediately cause them to disperse. Or maybe King Bowser would recruit them into his "growing army"? It wouldn't be surprising at all if he did such a thing.

And somewhat primitive if Geno had to be honest.

However, since he can fly, the immediate obstacles ahead will prove to be one of little concern. His mission currently is to get to the castle before everyone else, scout out the surroundings, and prepare them for a warm welcome. With that, Geno picks the road straight ahead of him, knowing very little else of what he may encounter.


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Well, he can try.


Well, that he certainly will.
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