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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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@Kenaron's character and mine have similar goals, so there is a possibility they would start together... but I'm not sure how @Lich would want to start. I'd wait until he arrives to post the IC.


You'll probably find me asleep in the trash or somethin'
@dereken I'm dead on the inside. Does that count?
Why are you all so short. Stop being short.
So, we have:

A street magician that knows actual magic,
A lumberjack used to chop wood, but now chops people,
A paladin who has an addiction to rubbing his sword's hilt,
A kobold archer that happens to be a walking tracking device,
And a necromancer who likes talking to spooky scary skeletons.

Did I forget anyone? We have quite the nice party.


Sounds pretty good to me. All that's left now is to start the IC.

I'm a street magician who's in way over his head with the Eldritch who knows actual magic
@riprofsuls Go ahead and do what you want with the characters. I have hard time keeping track of one, let alone two.
Ysran walked over to the fire, fish in hand, or arms, in this case. Setting the fish down next to Sasha, he realized as well that he, too, had not said anything about himself either.

"Sasha huh? You can call me Ysran. Strange name, I know, but I come from a strange place. Anyways, you still have that rock? I'm gonna need it." he said, holding up one if the purple fish he had caught earlier.

Ysran ran along to the edge of the lake until he had once again found the stream. Unlike the lake, this water was relatively clear, and fish could be seen swimming along the stream, although these fish didn't look like any fish he had seen before. They were about the size of his hand, just a little bigger, and looked much like a bass, yet they were a strange purple-like color. Ysran was struck by an epiphany at this moment. Sticking his hand into the river, Ysran looked deeply into his own mind, and began to mutter strange words under his breath, as if in a trance. During this time, he felt something strange in his hand. Opening his eyes, he saw there was a fish in his hand, as well as several others swimming in place around his hand. Quickly grabbing as many fish as he could, Ysran looked towards the sun. It was going to set soon. Running back to the makeshift camp was a little more difficult carrying an armfull of fish, but he made it nonetheless. Stepping back into the clearing, Ysran could see thete was a small fire started, and a small pile of sttange berries were next to Sasha. Ysran, taking a few more steps into the clearing, announced: "Look what I caught!"
@Lauder Welcome to the team.
@Metronome I saw that we were at a lake, but I kept thinking about a stream for some reason and got them switched around somehow. I fixed it.
Ysran wandered around the edge of the lake, looking for a couple of rocks that could be used. Most were to small, but after some time, he had found a pair of reasonably sized stones. One was smooth, and the other had various ridges all along 8n, like someone had tried to use it before but failed. Ysran spent a few moments rubbing them together until the rigid stone had a sharp edge. Scanning the area, Ysran noticed a stream of water running off of the lake. Running back to the group, Ysran showed the sharpened rock to Sasha, and informed him of the stream down the lake.

"I'm going to go check it out, I'll see what I can find there."
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