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Lord Orgasmo
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Professional Disappointment since 1999
STATUS: The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!" 2 yrs ago
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The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."
My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."
My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.
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<Snipped quote by Lord Orgasmo>
I am a rock.
You. Are. A. Kobold.
I am a rock
No, you're a Kobold.
Ysran noticed everybody standing up and getting into a fighting position. Grabing the stick he had found earlier, he walked near Sasha. There were two figures hiding behind a bush, they looked humanoid at the very least.
Ysran, and all his great wisdom, then went just a little past Sasha. He put a hand on his hip and the stick over his shoulder. He then spoke out to the figures: "Hey, we know you're there. Step out from the bushes, we mean no harm. Would you like to join us for dinner? Hope you like fish."
Ysran, and all his great wisdom, then went just a little past Sasha. He put a hand on his hip and the stick over his shoulder. He then spoke out to the figures: "Hey, we know you're there. Step out from the bushes, we mean no harm. Would you like to join us for dinner? Hope you like fish."
<Snipped quote by Aquanthe>
shhhh if you say it out loud then the bad guys know. Gotta make 'em think I'm dead.
You can't get killed if you murder them first.
I'm still asleep in the trash or something. You'll likely have to find me.
Lance looked over to the new man. So this was the "Tyrannus". He was a little shorter than he thought he would be.
"Well, to be honest, I'm not even sure. I was told by the king to come here for a 'discussion' of sorts. For all I know, we might be breaking up the alliance, or we might be on our way to war against the North."
Lance gave a short shrug and sat back in his chair. Now he thought about it, why did the king send him, and not come himself? Lance decided it was best to just do what he was told. After all, he was much better with his words than the king.
"Well, to be honest, I'm not even sure. I was told by the king to come here for a 'discussion' of sorts. For all I know, we might be breaking up the alliance, or we might be on our way to war against the North."
Lance gave a short shrug and sat back in his chair. Now he thought about it, why did the king send him, and not come himself? Lance decided it was best to just do what he was told. After all, he was much better with his words than the king.
"Any help would be appreciated. I never really got the hang of gutting fish, I usually just catch them".
Ysran, grabbing the rock knife began to dissect the fish, studying it, rather than preparing it for food. Quickly, he had recognized what he was doing, and began to prepare it for real this time. Occasionally asking Sasha for help, all the fish had managed to be gutted and prepared.
"Alright... I think that'll do it. Thanks for your help."
Looking at what he and Sasha had made, Ysran looked a little closer. The organs in these fish looked much like a normal fish's organs, minus the color, of course. The meat looked pink, thankfully. With any hope, this will be a relatively normal meal.
Ysran, grabbing the rock knife began to dissect the fish, studying it, rather than preparing it for food. Quickly, he had recognized what he was doing, and began to prepare it for real this time. Occasionally asking Sasha for help, all the fish had managed to be gutted and prepared.
"Alright... I think that'll do it. Thanks for your help."
Looking at what he and Sasha had made, Ysran looked a little closer. The organs in these fish looked much like a normal fish's organs, minus the color, of course. The meat looked pink, thankfully. With any hope, this will be a relatively normal meal.
@Lord Orgasmo Listen man, I'm 5'7" irl, I would kill a man if I was 5'10"
IRL I'm about 6'2, Aquanthe can vouch for me.
I thought your character was noble! Lowering yourself to sleeping in the trash? Pfft.
I bet those are some comfy trashbags.
He's not a noble per se, but he does have a lot of money. Besides, he usually travels a lot, so he's slept in worse than on trash bags.
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