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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Finally breaking eye contact, Ysran explained the situation to Caractacus. From the initial bolt that struck Thiara, to Alberich almost murdering him. He then explained their short story about him. From waking up with no recollection, to meeting Caractacus, to here and now. "And that concludes my story. Does anybody have any questions for-" Ysran then heard shouting from his left. The whole "Who are you?" Speil. Ysran Closed his eyes, took in a deep breath, and sighed loudly with barely contained frustration. He looked over towards the voice. An elven lady had her bow drawn."You. Get over here. He explained with a gesture towards him. "I'll explain this one last time. Please put your bow down and listen to the story."
I'm going to likely make an unarmed monk-type character who's based around speed.
@Aquanthe Not to worry, should a sword to the gut happen, Ysran knows how to heal with powers he can't physically comprehend.
Mind if I hop on too?
"Alright, we've confirmed at least four, likely with beasts to aid them. Let's return to the others, we'll need to inform them and protect Veronica at all costs. Let's go." Running back to the main area, everything seemed to be fine. Maybe it was just the four... He ran to the Baron,"Sir, I have reason to believe that there is going to be an attempt on your daughter's life. Over by the forest, we've found four men likely about to set beasts rampart. You might want to get some guards, this could get ugly."

The first two he could find were Lucky and Noella. Noella appeared to doing...Something with the food, while Lucky was close by, playing his Violin. He stepped to Lucky and said:I have reason to believe that there is going to be an attempt on Veronica's life. Do not, I repeat, do not, let her any where near the forest, got it? I need you to tell the others. Jack already knows about this and is going to help you alert everybody. I'm going to get my gear, I'll be back shortly." This was when Lance noticed the boy had no real way of defending himself. He put his dagger into the boy's hand, in its scabbard."Put this in your pocket, or hide it in your boot. You might need. I'm off." And with that, Lance sprinted into the Manor to grab his equipment.
...he might have gotten a bow rather than a violin.


Well I mean Technically a violin has a bow.
@rush99999 My bad, I read two. Fixing it now.
An elf's ears were for more than just show. Lance could hear an audible ticking noise coming from the golem. Not good. Running to the Baron, Lance exclaimed:"Sir, the Golem's ticking again. Your daughter is likely in imminent danger. Do not let her out of your sight. Please stay here. I'm going to go scout ahead, the trees may be hiding something." Lance, while he didn't have his lance on him, as it was a danger to the girl, was not without a weapon. Lance wore some big boots, and in those boots was a hidden dagger. Just in case. He turned to Jack "I may need your help. Veronica's life may be in danger. Follow me."

Unsheathing his blade, a solid 5 inches of serrated steel was produced. Lance then ran to the picnic area. Everything seemed fine, but that was only the calm before the storm. Being a scout in the military did have its advantages. Walking into the treeline a large pair of footprints could be seen in the dampened soil. Forests were good at keeping the soil wet. Not to mention the grass was pressed down in some places. Following the trail for what felt like an eternity, albeit it was only a couple of minutes. Fout figures could be seen squatting by a tree, about 30 feet wway. Time to put those elven ears to use once more. "They're saying 'her', likely referring to Veronica...Something about... a scroll? ...And Monsters?! Lance brought his blade up. "Get ready for a fight, this isn't going to be pretty. Lance Spoke, not even checking to see if Jack was behind him.
@ApollosarcherDon't. Thinking will only result in sadness. You must only do.
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