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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Could I join in? I've got an idea.
"I vote for the housing district. They likely haven't been looted, and household supplies likely are a luxury around here. Anybody object?". About this time is when he noticed the girl's beret fall off. Yet she manged to catch it with impressive reflexes. Bluu never really understood the point of hats. They could the sun sometimes, but you could just put your hand up... Whatever. Maybe he'd try one out sometime.
@EnterTheHero Does this any look better?

@Aquanthe Pranked!

And stop changing professions you picky bastard
How's this look?

There sure are a lot of us.
@rush99999 it's time to eat, don't you know? He brought enough snacks to share with the bad guys. Fighting can wait, it's snack time!

JK fixed it
As Lance stepped through the gate of the manor, he was quite literally a knight in shining armor. The sunlight shined off of his scalemail and breastplate. In his hands he held a shield made of steel, and a Longsword made of the same. On his back was his tried and true lance. As tall as he was, it looked fierce and battle-ready. Strapped to his belt were two sturdy bottles, both from his alchemy class. They were a deep red, and could regenerate wounds fairly quickly. It was time.

Running towards the forest edge, several worm-like creatures could be seen skittering towards a nearby pond. Taking the same path around the trees, the four figures were visible with crossbows and a bow. They seemed to be defending the monsters. Taking a long path around, he managed to get behind the fellows. Just a few trees behind, a movement out of the corner of his eye startled him. Looking over, the familiar face of Noella could be seen in the bushes. Not a bad hiding spot. Now to wait for the perfect opportunity. If Noella fired first... he might be able to get a sneak attack in. But if not... well, guess it's headfirst into battle. Time to wait.
@rush99999 I'm busy putting armor on.
Well, if we're doing character sheets, how's this look?

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