@Das Auto What exactly are his skills? Knowledge of biology and stuff like that? Also, keep in mind this is 1975, I don't think they had tablets yet.
Lord Orgasmo
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The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."
My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."
My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.
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Wrestling's fake.
I'll also try to get an IC up on Wednesday or so.
I'll also try to get an IC up on Wednesday or so.
Homework tonight, post tomorrow. Oranges and the like.
*Hands @Aquanthe A sack of ripened oranges*
You'll need this, not I.
Lance watched as the people played their games and as food and drink were brought out. An hour or so had passed, but Lance still deciding to keep his armor on. It was easier to put on than take off. His sword was sheathed and hilt buckled on his side, to prevent anybody from taking it out without reason. His shield was still in his left hand, to the point where he had almost forgotten about it. Almost. His lance, was strapped to his back still, sharp end covered by a thick sturdy leather cover, an pointed upwards. Far out of reach from Veronica. He had recently given the poor assassin to the man called Jack. Fearing Jack might kill him, he gave J one of his Regeneration potions. Just in case he needed it. The other potion was still strapped to his belt, capped off with a cork in a vial. In the meantime, Lance had gotten a book from the manor's library. This book detailed different types of plants that could be found in the country, as well as some of their properties. All from poison-thorned plants to medicinal herbs.
I'm somewhat tempted to make my meme character, Ysran, but Eldritch stuff isn't allowed :(
Weebs! All of you!
@Zelosse There's no time for playing. Only paperwork and energy drinks.
Ysran held up his hands. "Are we all good now? Nobody's going to try and kill each other again? Because I will not intervene this time." Ysran looked down the trail. The sun was hanging low in the sky. "Well, looks like we've managed to waste an entire day screaming at each other. Great. So, we going to move along, or try to make camp somewhere?" At the end of his questions, the Scales on Ysran's body began to rapidly dissappear into the void, revealing his pale skin. Ysran inspected his limbs. "Well, at least that's taken care of."
I wake up to find the headmaster is now in my office. If two's a party, and three's a crowd, what's six? A barmitzvah?
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