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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Granted. Every person with an IQ below 200 (Certified Genius) dies. Including you. Your parents die. Your friends die. Your dog dies. The human race us in shambles as only a small fraction of it remains.

I wish for the new Dead Cells game on steam.
"Gonna keep watch huh? Well, I think I might know a guy who can help. *sigh* Let's hope this doesn't hurt to much." Ysran took a deep breath. He raised his hand and stuck in in front of him. "Ok... let's give this a try. Torezodu!"

On command a swirling dark hole had opened in front of him, about three feet in diameter. So far so good. A claw stuck it's way out of the hole and gripped the ground. Then another. Ysran walked over and grabbed the arms as the creature slowly rose from the black vortex. With a quick yank. The creature had risen from the hole and stood before the group. "This is Chuckles. He's a Shambler. Not undead, just your average everyday lesser horror. Chuckles, keep watch. And do whatever he tells you." He pointed towards Alberich. Ysran rubbed his temple. His head didn't hurt that bad, but it still hurt nonetheless. He patted Chuckles on the back playfully.
@AquantheThat dude looks like a David Bowie character.
Ysran stared at his book. Should he follow the Silver Knight? He had no clue who he was, but he hadn't led him astray yet. But there way the alternative path to his left. There'd likely be some cool stuff down there, and it would be a good chance to escape from the Knight should he be planning something. The fire in front of Ysran cracked loudly. He flinched. Jumping back to reality, he put the book back into his pack and stood up. His headache was mostly gone. It'd probably pass in a few moments. He heard the mighty voice of Alberich. He made some guttural sounding...sounds. They almost sounded like his Occult language. Either than, or some language he didn't know. He walked over towards Alberich and Elyria. "So, what do we do now? Is there a village up ahead? Speaking of which, where are we? I've kind of got no idea where we are. Ysran thought back a little further, only hearing scraps of what they were saying. Something about naming this place."Oh yeah, didn't you guys say something about naming this place? We could always go the comedic route. That'd probably make it stick in people's minds. Like... The Abusement Park. Ysran yawned loudly. He suddenly realized just how tired he was. "I'm gonna head off to bed soon. If you need anything, speak now or forever hold your peace."
@Aquanthe@Lord Orgasmo@dereken

Couldn't we just be "Bag of Oranges" Colors green and orange?


That gives me an idea. We could all have code names. @Aquanthe can be Sgt. Orange.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'll be dropping out. Sorry. Couldn't really keep up with all the madness, and then lost most of my interest afterwards.



I'm thinking, maybe lighter colors to offset the "Dark" Lord?

Wait. Does he even have a flag? Ha! I bet his bitch ass doesn't even have a flag!
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I'm gonna have to go with the Sunbros. I been rocking with the Warriors since game one.


I'm quite honestly stuck between the Sunbros and the Abusement Park.
Ideas for team names:

The Sunbros

The Abusement Park

The French Toast Mafia

Jumping Amazing Super Optimistic Noodle Squad

Crack-Smoking Monkeys

The Razzle Dazzlers of Fantazzmagazzles

The Salted Pretzels

Dumbasses United/Unanimous

Frizzle Fry

The American Gods

Strawberry Lumps

Sweet Ginger Beans

The Laughing Knives

The California Cucks

Your thoughts?
Oh god, he's been found out! Everyone will know Caractacus is a social reject! They'll laugh at him, and pelt him with oranges! And the pretty cheerleader won't go with him to prom!

Hang on, I think I'm mixing something up...


Not to worry. If all else fails, my Shambler will be your friend. Or pelt you with oranges. Whichever you deserve at the moment.
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