((This happens before Fabio Masters' entrance))
Gooseblight hears movement on the other side of the manapool but a thick wall of manasteam clouds his view.
Fortunately, he's already turgid, so he's ready to cast a spell. Normally he has to furiously warm up. Today's looking up.
He stands up in the manawater just enough for his pelvis to emerge. He then swirls his little goblin hips until his goblinstick flops around in the appropriate arcane pattern.
Suddenly, his goblinmember ejects a bolt of magic that dissolves the manahaze and reveals a mess of dark hair that's choking on a pile of bubbles.
Still exposed, Gooseblight puts his little green goblin hands on his hips and waits for the bubble attack to subside.
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Gooseblight the goblin mage of god-moding derobes. His little green goblin's cloak crumples to the floor around him in a crescent.
He slips his little green body into the magical manapool and immediately becomes erect with power. He hadn't dosed in months! -- Not since the demons started pillaging the manafactories of the land.
He looks around, scooping some manabubbles towards him to hide his bloated goblinrod. Surely he isn't here alone.
He slips his little green body into the magical manapool and immediately becomes erect with power. He hadn't dosed in months! -- Not since the demons started pillaging the manafactories of the land.
He looks around, scooping some manabubbles towards him to hide his bloated goblinrod. Surely he isn't here alone.
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Yeah, it's a left-over from when I was working on performance: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/48292
I'll fix it soon. I think it's also affecting Subscriptions.
I'll fix it soon. I think it's also affecting Subscriptions.
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Jorick said where he assigned names of Spam people to pieces of M&M candy and squeezed them together and whichever one broke first lost.
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