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    1. Maxx 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

Oh boy. Here we go again. Let's do this shit.
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Could you be enticed to join by this picture of grapes? You coming from such a barren place and all.



This bounty can be yours if you join. . .


That image is broken. I am unimpressed.
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Immediately what came to mind.


You just made me watch an MLP clip.

May God have mercy on your heavy, dirty soul.
BEHOLD! I APPEAR FORTH FROM THE DUST OF THE DESOLATE LAND WITH VENGEANCE IN MY GRASP!

This certainly sounds interesting, but I don't know if I'll join or not. I'll certainly consider it though.
Yo, what's up people? So I'm not quite ready to join this installment of Verthaven atm (finals are next week), but I will be joining with two characters. I'm gonna write off Sam (last we saw him he was hospitalized with a missing leg, so he has good reason to be out of comission for a bit). If all goes according to plan, I'll be using Fr. Eli, a priest with power-strengthening abilities and healing powers, and Skeleton, the former leader of the Mendel militarized gang The Skulls. After next wednesday I'll put my sheets up.
...what even is this? I thought Verthaven was your current rp...
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Best part about this post is that Maxx came on to specifically post it.


You fucking bet I did.

Also, pardon my lack of activity. College can be rough sometimes.
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Hey @Mahz, could you add a function so I can click a button that makes a virtual hand come out of the computer screen and slap me?


Hey @Mahz, could you add a button that I can press to go back in time and kill this filth when he was a baby to remove him from the universe?



Sup nerds.

My name is Maxx, for those who don't know. I'm a good friend of Allen, Urban, and Spoopy Scary, and I've been in every other incarnation of Verthaven. I'll be joining y'all with my character Sam Clarke, an agent of a subdivision of NEST known as KINGFISHER who has been sent to find the connections between the HoS and the NEST Verthaven branch. I won't be a very active poster, so bear with me if I ever take too long to respond. I'm in college currently, so I don't have a lot of time to write. I prefer collabs because of this and will usually try to push for one of those. I'm also only running this one character for the present time.

Anyways, behold Agent Clarke.



EDIT: I just noticed the title. Has somebody been playing Heavy Rain lately? ;)
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