mdk

Would You Rather

Either way I only need two. Let's go with destruction.

Would you rather replace your vocal chords with those of an ant, or those of a blue whale? Size of organ remains the same.

Star Wars trivia challenge

I'll post.
What does Luke do at Tachi station according to him and his uncle?

@TheUnknowable

my favorite answer

SpamAdventures of This Scorpion I Just Caught

Re-enact Titanic. You're Leonardo Dicaprio and Cat the Scorpion is what's her face.

@BrobyDDark

Draw me like one of your French scorpions. Topless, obviously.

SpamAdventures of This Scorpion I Just Caught

Give it a name and a fake PHD, the scorpion's confidence will grow and allow him to learn like a normal human.

@GodOfWar

This should really help his resume.

SpamAdventures of This Scorpion I Just Caught

Teach it to attack people when you say kill (blank) Scorpio.

@hiddenleafguy

Combat training has begun. Scorpion performs poorly.

SpamAdventures of This Scorpion I Just Caught

LET IT LIVE! IT HAS A FAMILY AND KIDS!

@GodOfWar

Ferry it across a river on your back.

@KnightShade

Train it to protect your house from burglars.

@BrobyDDark

Training reward

Put it in the other teleporter and then press the button.

@Awson

Nothing happened.

Teach it to attack people when you say kill (blank) Scorpio.

@hiddenleafguy

Other people not available. Will search for suitable replacement.

Star Wars trivia challenge

Tie interceptor? Sorry went away for awhile

@hiddenleafguy

that's the one.

Star Wars trivia challenge

You'll kick yourself. Hint: Return of the Jedi

SpamAdventures of This Scorpion I Just Caught

Should I let it live, or destroy it? A LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS, SPAM.

edit: the adventures of scorpion image album

Star Wars trivia challenge

@mdkSlave-1?

@TheUnknowable

technically yes, but I'm looking for a mass-produced fighter.