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Game: "Useless" superpowers

I'd build the ultimate brick shit-house, within which people could take regular shits.

The ability to never lose screws.

@stardust

You know those dye packs they put in bank money? Eff that. Put a tiny screw in there. I'll find the culprits eventually.

The ability to make water evaporate by staring at it long enough. Rate of evaporation is normal.

Frokane's Mildly Politcal Hangout Thread

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it changes itself.

@Vilageidiotx

unlike those lousy Democrats!

Two people in a fight to the death. One of them has a wooden baseball bat, the other has a six inch knife. Who wins?

I'd bet on knife. Bat requires swinging to be effective. Once knife is through the effective swing radius of bat, the bat is negated.

@Vilageidiotx

Bat can also poke, at a much longer range. And bash, and choke,

Knife guy's only chance is to throw it, pray it sticks, and pick up a rock. In the battle between blood loss and blunt-force trauma, blood loss's best case scenario is a tie (in which they're both dead). In order to win, knife needs to strike a rapidly-lethal blow (easiest is to the neck), but to do so he has to get inside the range of bat guy, and bat guy would have to suck by comparison to let that happen.

Talk about (almost) nothing

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Frokane's Mildly Politcal Hangout Thread

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Buy your citizenship today for 500K to get a stetson and an AR-15 free while supplies last!

@HeySeuss

You say that like it's a bad thing. Plus if you're even WORTHY of citizenship in our great and noble holy land, you should be able to talk him down to 495k easily. That's just pocket change (am I using that correctly? Pockets and change are for the poor)

Frokane's Mildly Politcal Hangout Thread

dude, even I wouldn't dare set foot in a barrio, I don't know why this dude decided it was a good idea.

@Frettzo

but that's okay because it wasn't real socialism, so you try again and it collapses -- but that's okay because it wasn't real socialism, so...

If you could replace yourself with a Spam poster...

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