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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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@KoL

...You know that Aaron and Eris have met several times in the past, right? There was that weird scene at the food court, that time they all got pinged with an address to visit Erika, that edgy time where he decided he'd try to claim the bounty on her while she was an Outlaw.

Point is, unless she got amnesia, they'd resonate since they had a sort of frenemy thing going on.

EDIT: Also the bank account thing is gonna get a lot of cops involved. Like, a lot, cause an international crisis since Purple Crown is the new cultural melting pot. Japan, America, and the UK are gonna get involved at the minimum. Private Sec can only hide so much if something that big happens.
Gregorovic, The Faceless One
KC-00032: Factory Floor

"Pfft, really? A theme song? What's that gonna do for a mach-" Gregorovic's quip was interrupted by a bullet whizzing past his lack of a face, causing a miracle of his silence for a moment. He cleared his throat before starting a rapid series of teleports, which culminated in a trick knife getting thrown and bouncing into three of the bots, effectively disabling them despite the morale boost. "Let the games begin! Who can take down the jester!?" Almost like it was part of his punctuation, another bot fell as a spinning glaive ripped through the metal, leaving two to shoot at him as he kept blinking and throwing insults. All the while he made sure Eos could hear him in a simple attempt to throw off her beat.

Between beats three and four of whatever measure she happened to be on, a glaive hit her window again. Greg also took a bullet in the side for this gag. "Ow! Those hurt y'know!" The magical jumping continued through the chamber, making himself a hard target for now.



Torag, Harbinger of Light
KC-00032: Angelic Front

At the head of the pack, Torag personally ignored the orders to cease his charge from what looked like an angry, metal cloud. Whatever it was, it was clearly swarming and using itself as a projectile, so he had literally no way to take it down. One pauldron was struck by the nanites, which kind of exploded and a few skittered around on his armor before falling off. A couple more of these bullets hit before a similar effect took place, one managing to worm its way underneath the heavy plates. However, there was another threat making its way to the front lines, one of massive proportions that Torag had heard stories off.

The Warboss Grafdakka, a sentient machine that existed only to fight and fight well. And it was coming straight for him, a drill humming with the energy required to rip apart space spinning. Very few sets of armor would be able to contend with such a weapon, though the Harbinger of Light thought his up to the task, nothing had managed to pierce it yet for as long as he had owned it. With a fire unseen in much of Heaven, he raised the silver sword, Alondite, high into the air as the drill came closer, and diverted Ragnell to the side. He lowered his right shoulder and intended to take the drill with that pauldron, all the while leaping at and cleaving downwards into where the arm connected to the drill would be moments in the future with the left sword.

@Lucius Cypher

Then we shall find out which wins, the unstoppable force or the immovable object.

Gecko don't say it.
@Lucius Cypher

ALONDITE'S GOT THAT BONUS DAMAGE TO MACHINA!
@Lucius Cypher

How does Graf feel about a large sword taking that mech down?
Expect a post tomorrow, burned out today.
@Banana
She's about to regret that sex.

@Flamelord
Does blasting the cloud with divine magic do anything or is that pointless?
@The 42nd Gecko
Yeah that's accurate.
@The 42nd Gecko

Wait yeah das fair. QUICK DOGPILE ON EOS!
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