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Dear Mr Curly,
I have done little travelling lately because I have been so dreadfully weary. Can it be true as the old Ecclesiastes said; that all things lead to weariness? Surely not. Perhaps the opposite is true: that all nothings lead to weariness. I have a peculiar feeling, Curly, that I am worn out from something I haven't yet done and the more I don't do it, the more exhausted I become. How strange. Could it be something I haven't realised? Perhaps it's something I haven't said? Something I haven't finished! It must be very large and true whatever it is and a lively struggle in the doing but I look forward to it immensely. I know I need it. First, however, I must curl up in my chair and sleep deeply with the duck. Perhaps I'll dream of this thing and wake up refreshed and do it. My fond wishes to you Mr. Curly, and to all Curly Flat.
Yours sleepily,
Vasco Pyjama
xxx
P.S. Not having breakfast can make you weary. That's for sure!
Michael Leunig. The Curly Pyjama Letters.

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Hey, I said that the likelihood was low. There'll probably only be isolated incidents...
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"Sorry Toun. This one gotta go. And that one. And probably that one too." -Reathos.


Yeah, I imagine it'll be fun if and when it happens.
You know, it's just occurred to me that I might be taking a few liberties with the soul lore with the creation I've put forward. Even though I've sent it through to Rtron already for approval (he's probably sleeping), I think I'll leave the draft here so you guys can give feedback.

Let me know if I'm screwing anything up too badly.

G'night!
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This is a 9-body problem we're talking about, though. 2-body is perfectly predictable, but as soon as you have so many as 3 bodies things start getting chaotic, in the technical sense. Sure, Vulamera would be able to simulate ahead for a couple trillion years without any issues and find a solution which did not involve any collisions with Galbar, but all it would take is a little nudge *cough*Vestec*cough* to potentially screw us all over in a few billion years.


You could...you know...'works in mysterious ways' it.
In response to Ri'vashi's reminiscing, Gallus raised an eyebrow. "Hmm, you have a way of creating more questions than you answer sometimes, clan leader," he mused. He then headed towards the second sandpit, "Still, it sounds like that kind of upbringing would make anyone a strong fighter."

Gallus paused before stepping into the sand pit, turning to Ri'vashi. "Would you mind if we tried something? Hey, Lorag!" Gallus shouted past Ri'vashi, "Let's see if Ri'vashi can take us, two on one! If you won't, I'll have to pick Peiter instead, and he's been practicing with the wrong sword for weeks!"

After a small laugh at Gallus' comment, Janius gave Kaleeth a grin. "Well, just for you, darling, as rough as you want." He suddenly raised a hand to add, "Just...let's avoid the head and the groin, alright?"



Again, Tzirret took in as much information as he could without staring for too long at the nauseating details. While the lungs and the heart were off-putting, they were not as bad as he thought they would be. They were actually quite interesting to see the insides of. The way the tubes in the lungs split over and over again made an interesting pattern.

In the end, looking over the great gaping hole in the corpse's chest made Tzirret feel the most uneasy. He had a feeling there would be worse sights in the lower body.

The heart was larger than Tzirret expected, but he was not unfamiliar with them in other creatures. Gallus always enjoyed grilled heart meat, Tzirret just found it tough. This heart was no exception upon prodding its surface.

With a expression that was finally more curious than worried, Tzirret asked a question. "Why does the heart have four chambers? Or even three? Wouldn't one chamber be enough?"
... That Header...*drools*


I am not proud of the time it took for me to make that.
I'll be heading to work soon. So on, so forth...
Gallus blinked and turned his head to a space next to Ri'vashi. "Alright, suit yourself," he said with a smile and mild disappointment.

The follow up question caused Gallus to refocus before he could turn to ask Lorag to spar. "Hm? Well..." he glanced to the sand pit, "It is just a bit uncanny how you can predict things. Someone with less benefit of the doubt than I would think that there was some kind of magic afoot," he snickered, "Then again, I could just be jealous."

Janius stopped and turned to Kaleeth when she asked about weapons. "Hmm," Janius itched his shoulder and looked up at the ceiling, thinking, "Actually, I reckon I'd like to try out what Ra'kalesh had been teaching us." He stepped into the sandpit and raised his fists, "Let's go for some hand-to-hand first."

Although he didn't say so, Janius knew that Kaleeth got more enjoyment out of fist fighting than sword fighting. It was a little favour to her.



Tzirret wasn't quite sure what was churning his stomach the most. The glistening sight of the organs running through the corpse, the strange meaty smell, or the sound of the squelching flesh and cracking bones as it was all manipulated. He kept his lips tight and tried to keep his stomach calm.

As for removing the ribs, Tzirret followed Ma'tanza's lead. "So..." he tried to hook his fingers underneath the lowest rib, "...he just...breaks them out?" Tzirret tried anyway, pulling with one hand and pushing against the sternum with another. With a bit of effort, a dull crack sounded and Tzirret accidentally tore at the surrounding flesh as the rib was displace. The bone slid out, but he tensed his brow at the sickening sounds.

"Ugh. Sorry for being clumsy. This is not normally part of butchering," Tzirret mentioned tightly as he carefully placed the rib beside the corpse's head.
I borked the sex joke. Sowwy.
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