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17 days ago
Current Ethical issues aside, AI prose is just really bad.
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25 days ago
She wanted to read, she wanted to write, but the main thing she wanted was something to fight
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1 yr ago
Make it clear that you don't need him to be reading Dante tomorrow. Also suggest it would be fun if you had a private language that you could use to mock English speakers in secret.
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2 yrs ago
Luckily history suggests an infinite ability for people to be shit heads ;)
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3 yrs ago
Achmed the Snake
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Early 30's. I know just enough about everything to be dangerous.

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Emmaline walked over towards the skull, scooping handfuls of sand away in an effort to reveal more of it. This proved to be a useless endeavor as more sand simply trickled into place to replace it. Muttering in disgust she gestured Amal back and raised her staff, whispering the words of a half remembered spell. A gust of wind burst from the tip of the staff, blowing the sand away at the pressure of water bursting through the base of a tall dyke. The sand flowed away from the skull to reveal the teeth and jaws of a great serpentine beast, a dragon beyond doubt. The spell faded away and sand began to trickle back with the slow insistence of an hourglass though it would take hours for the sand to reclaim the skull completely.

“Wait…” Emmaline said, glancing down at the markings on her arm that the wizards device had rendered on her flesh. A dragon skull was marked just above her wrist. As she beheld it the ink seemed to run, moving up her arm towards an oasis, the ink adding detail to the previously hinted at wadi, the two moons above the water shifted their position slightly and she glanced up at the sky, both moons hung waning in the sky just as the tattoos depicted.

“It’s like a bearing,” Emmaline mused in Reikspiel.

“A what?” Amal asked in his own language apparently not having the word.

“A direction, if we keep between the two moons, we will come to an oasis,” Emmaline explained. That was a very good thing because they didn't have anything to drink beyond a few bottles of wine. She leaned closer to the skull and seized one of the half foot long fangs and pulled it free with a snap.

“What are you doing?!” Amal asked in obvious alarm. Dragon’s teeth had alchemical properties and were worth a pretty penny to the right buyer. Emmaline snapped off a second tooth and tucked it into her bag before reaching for a third.

“Waste not, want not,” she quoted with a smirk.

The walked south and east following the path of the two moons. Attempts to rouse the strange magical carpet had been greeted with at best lethargic flaps of the tasseled edges. It was clear that the carpet, or whatever magic animated it, required rest. The going was tough and they had to stop and adjust their course at the top of each dune, but by the time the sun began to rise and the moons faded in the illumination of the dawn, they could glimpse the distant green fronds of date palms that were a certain indicator of an oasis. There appeared to be several buildings around the pool, but as they drew nearer it became obvious that these had fallen into ruin long ago.

“We can at least find water and shelter from the sun, maybe some dates as well,” Emmaline said hopefully as they descended a dune and reached the rocky fringe of the oasis. Tough scrubby grass grew here and a few twisted bushes as well, but most of the greenery lay closer to the rare and precious water at the wadi’s center.

Tatooine turned out to be a desert world. The heat was blinding as the small caravan of containers left the settlement of low whitewashed buildings, many of which were partially submerged as protection from the blazing hammers of the twin suns. Leyla drew a pair of goggles from her baggy clothing and slipped them over her eyes as protection from the blowing grit that the windrush carried as the speeders slid over the waste of rock and sand. If there was any roadway or path Leyla couldn’t see it, but the Dug seemed to know where he was going. As the drove east the landscape became rockier and they climbed several small ridgelines via switch backs that were probably the natural result of erosion rather than any kind of construction.

There was something eerily familiar about the place, or perhaps a presence that lingered over the area. Leyla hadn’t used her abilities much since the purge, at first it had been too great a risk with the Emperor’s hunters scouring the galaxy for survivors and over the years they had grown dormant, dulled without the discipline and practice her instructors had insisted on. Something about this place seemed to carry her back to when she had been a padawan and that made her uneasy. Almost tentatively she reached out with her feelings and almost immediately felt a flash of other lifeforms nearby, lurking with hostile intent.

“Down!” she snapped at Cleo, throwing herself flat behind the lip of the cargo carrier. The Zabrak obeyed instantly ducking his head a moment before a salvo of blaster bolts stabbed from the ridge like scarlet darts. Most of them flew wide but one ricocheted off the front of the grav struck and two more sliced through the air that she and Cleo had just vacated. The vehicle began to slow as the driver instinctively let off the accelerator.

“NO!” Leyla shouted, “GO GO GO!” She rose into a crotch, both pistols appearing in her hand as if by magic, and opened fire on the ridgeline though at this range and without a clear target it as little more than suppressing fire. She leaped down atop the cab and shouted through the window for the driver to floor it. The Bith did so, kicking the powerful engines into gear with a jolt that nearly threw Leyla from the cab. They rocketed up the switchback pursued by blasterfire that shattered rocks and kicked up plumes of dust. The grav truck raced over the ridge and down the other side towards a sea of sand dunes. Gunfire from the ambushers slowed as the angle worsened.

“I think we might be ok…” Leyla began clambering back up to her original position beside Cleo. A heartbeat after the words left her mouth a half dozen swoops leaped from behind the ridge, along with two heavier skiffs, racing after the fleeing grav truck. The swoops lowered towards the ground, their thrust lifting vast trails of dust behind them. Leyla saw that each of the skiff had a half dozen armed and tough looking thugs riding it, firing wildly with a variety of weapons. The motley appearance made them gang members rather than Imperials, which was at least something. Heavy blaster fire stitched the sand beside them as their driver swerved wildly to avoid the train tracking blaster cannon bolts. Leyla caught hold of a handle, firing with her other hand as the swoop raced past them pulling up and away. Their was a flash of light and a plume of dirty black smoke as her bolts struck something important, though the swoop didn’t crash or explode. They were clearly racing models rather than armored military variants.

“Friends of yours?” she called to Cleo as she turned to track another of the swoops, firing with the steady precision of a metronome.
Emmaline squealed as the carpet whipped out of the window and over the streets of Copher. The door gave way a heartbeat afterwards and several servants and an evil looking overseer rushed in with drawn swords cursing and shaking their fists at the vanishing pair. The streets below were in uproar as the hunt for escaped slaves continued. Shouts went up as searching guards caught sight of the flying carpet. Bowstrings snapped and arrows glittered in the moonlight as they rose towards the carpet.

“Can you do something about that!” Amal called back over the windrush. Emmaline who, to that point, hadn’t been able to do anything than cling to Amal and the carpet, forced herself to straighten up. The carpet seemed to wrap one of its corners around her waist to steady her as Amal zoomed between a pair of towers, narrowly avoiding a volley of arrows. Emmaline raised her arms and incanted a simple spell. The arrowheads flashed to fireballs as the metal sublimed to a molten state, igniting the shafts and fletchings in spiraling burning cinders that rained down like glowing fireworks, followed by a shower of droplets of molten steel.

“Can you get us out of here before a real wizard gets irritated!” Emmaline shouted, waving a hand to swat another flight of arrows like a bursting firework. Amal let out a shout and the carpet zoomed skyward until the city below them vanished to be replaced with the silvery moonlight desert.

The city was far out of sight when the carpet finally settled to the ground. It seemed to grow lethargic and settle to the ground Emmaline stepped somewhat thankfully to the ground and Amal with obvious reluctance. The carpet seemed to wave lethargically and then, as though elastic rolled itself up into a narrow cylinder.

“Well,” Emmaline said shakily, looking around the darkened desert in all directions.

“You sure know how to show a girl a good time.”
shooting animals for fun like some kind of insane person.


While Luke's piloting ability is highly suspect, I never stopped to consider he is the kind of asshole that shoots at animals from the back of a pickup.
Also in the interest of making everyone comfortable, if I do too much in a post or you would like me to make some kind of minor rewrite please let me know, I won't be offended and it makes life much easier just to openly talk about stuff!


Rene grabbed Rosaria’s pistol barrel the skin of his palm obstructing the receiver from moving back and forward.

“What..” the girl started, instinctively trying to pull the weapon away. Rene kept his grip without difficulty.

“Control the barrel,” he repeated, “If you wave it around like that you are likely to shoot someone, probably yourself but more problematically me.” Teaching civilians to use firearms and particularly pistols was a nerve wracking business, more so because Rene was trying to be polite about it. If he had waved a loaded gun around like Rosaria had just done the best he could have expected was a dressing down and more likely a blow to emphasize the point. It didn’t help that most people had seen enough holo-dramas to assume they had some idea what they were doing. Yarue took the opposite attitude to Rosaria. Probably owing to having seen weapons used first hand he was almost fearful of the small pistol that Rene had issued him. That caused its own problems though they weren’t as immediately life threatening as Rosaria accidentally shooting someone would be.

The main hold of the Bonaventure was about fifty feet on a diagonal and thus the only area on the ship long enough to provide a practical range. A tarp had been hung from the opposite corner with four targets painted on them. The targets were more or less human shaped. Less really given Rene’s limited artistic abillity, but psycologist had long known that, despite a species wide penchant for violence and war, individual humans did not like to harm each other. Without proper training a combatant was likely to jerk the barrel to the side at the last minute, or to slash with the edge of a blade rather than thrusting home. Overcoming that instinct meant training people with targets that looked human. Rene found the notion of training people out of an impulse to spare each others lives to be vaguely depressing.

“Alright, take aim like I showed you,” Rene told the pair, demonstrating a proper shooters stance, legs spread and weight shifted forward. Rosaria and Yarue aped the stance, peering over the sights of their weapons.

“Fire when you are ready,” Rene began to say. Predictabley Rosaria fired before he had finished speaking. Plasma snapped across the room, burning a fist sized black mark. They were using plasma pistols, civilian variants of the marine issued side arm that Rene was used to. The power level had been dialed back to a minimum, theoretically ‘less lethal’ setting that allowed them to practice without shooting hole in the freighters hull. Rosaria’s shot was well wide of her mark and she cursed in frustration, Yarue did better winging his target with a black burn.

“You need to squeeze the trigger gently, jerking it like that makes the barrel waver,” Rene told the girl.

“How many times are you going to tell me that!” she snapped in frustration.

“Until you start doing it,” Rene replied simply.

“Dinner is ready Colonel,” Mia purred lustily, evidently having awaited a pause in the conversation. Rene nodded his head.

“Ok, safe your weapons,” he instructed, demonstrating by clicking the saftey on and siding the powercell from his own weapon. Rosaria and Yarue did the same, although in Rosaria’s case with a mixture of reluctance and frustration. Rene smiled inwardly. Did the girl expect to be a sharpshooter on her first day? Evidently she did, but if that was the case she was going to be learning some hard lessons about a great many subjects in the near future. The thought occurred to Rene that perhaps Thorne had punished her if she hadn't learned quickly enough. He felt a good deal more sympathy than he had a moment ago.

“You are doing well, trust me, it takes some time,” he said to his two students as they all headed for the improvised table where Solae and Dasin would bring the food. Rene and Solae had agreed that the meal would also serve as a chance to discuss what to expect when they were contacted by the Kalodrei. In addition to being well born enough to work in an important diplomatic post Solae had a passion for the work that was obvious to any one who knew her. Rene was proud of Solae and pleased that she had found work that bought her such joy. The Kalodori were there best chance of survival and Rene was pleased that the woman he loved was an expert.
Never Argue with the GM ~ Penny

As a wise woman once said, never argue with the GM Marguerite it is
@The Wyrm Well he would be solo rather than with his horde of persons, that was just for the purposes of that snipit, but I also am leaning towards Marguerite
Decisions decisions...





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