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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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She said she would a couple days ago, but it never came about and I know I'm not the only person waiting on rankings to post. Chukklehed was handling mage system scans, so I was gonna take my marching orders from him.
Sounds good to me. I'll write up a ranking flashback with Brook later then
So uh, how are the mage rankings coming?
Also, Gingerboi is totally gone. Time to dig into that waiting list.


Onarax's computer is dead, but he says that Gingerboi is active in all Canvas collabs to date. He's not gone.
Lauren Negasi


"Ain't she just romantic?"
she asked no one in particular with usual good cheer, scooting over beside Cian to examine the power box. Deftly, she let her fingers dance a few inches above its inner workings and made a low noise to herself.

"Hellooo, sweetheart." The noise in Lauren's voice was slightly higher and huskier this time, not unlike the happy sounds normally emitted by a certain hawk Faunus at the same landing zone. "Normally I'd take the time to buy you dinner first, but I came with friends and we have a curfew, so I've only got time for something trashy."

Was someone gonna grab her that battery or what?
Should we wait a bit and give the rest of Bastille a chance to get something in?


Thanks. Got something up.
Lauren Negasi


"Maybe for a little bit, but people don't tend to charge the batteries in vehicles. They only charge them when they're well and crapped out," said the person on both teams with the most experience inside a vehicle. "There's no telling if it would have enough juice long enough to get us all inside. It would only take a second, but that's a big door. If it slams down on someone's back because of a lack of power...well. Yeesh."

She stood back and surveyed the terminal briefly. She recognized a few parts, typical security lock stuff, just through shared DNA with garage doors she'd broken into. This was industrial grade, though, and more competently designed.

"I could give it a try. But I've seen enough horror movies to know that we're gonna be tinkering on it and then turn around to see some apocalyptic beast staring us down ready to snack. Soooo, Cap, what do I do?"
I mean, don't get me wrong, I admire the fact that she's inspiring so many young women. That's genuinely good, and she deserves kudos for her status as a role model.

The fact is that she's also a loud, swaggering asshole - which is an archetype I happen to love in fighting, as long as you can actually back it up. Ronda couldn't. Ronda relied on the same trick over and over, and since nobody saw that nothing else in her repertoire is very good, she thought she could get away with bragging that she was world-class in all areas. She's not.

So yeah. Nice watching her get her ass kicked and to see the hype machine's cogs all go flying last night.

"You used to call me on my cell phone"

- Ronda Rousey, 2017, pleading to Dana White for another chance
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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