(soundtrack)As fearsome as all manner of Grimm could be, there was still little as terrifying for a Huntress as the human element. When you started to wake up while tied to a chair, as Lorena Negasi found herself doing right now, with the knowledge that the person who normally left you in that position was also tied up with her back to yours, the natural response was to fire off an “oh crap” under your breath.
The second was to remember that you were still a Huntress, and take note of your surroundings.
They were sitting in a circular platform, roped off in velvet and raised above the left side of the bar. From here, the entire club that had once been Junior’s could be seen pulsing with energy – speakers, lights, and bodies all pulsed and shook like arteries to some great heart. Junior’s club was old, having outlived even its previous owner, and the heart was by now black with corruption and old rot, but you would never know it from the lights and sounds of the night…was it night, now? It had been night when the two Huntresses arrived, but by now, there was no telling. The blood trickling down Lauren’s cheek from her head wound felt fresh, so maybe they hadn’t been gone so long, after all. If Ben and Sangue were still keeping perimeter watch…
Her eyes fell to those who qualified as VIPs in the club these days. There were only two tonight, the owners themselves – the Malachite twins, no older than Lauren and Amy but much worse the wear from aging. One had blue makeup caked over every hint of the crow’s feet that plagued her eyes, but all the look did was bring attention to it. The other’s neck was starting to grow spotty with age underneath her black choker. The rest were employees – there was a DJ with his back to the proceedings altogether, playing some banger with a heavy drum and a bass line that would have made Lauren peel off her jacket in delight two decades ago. Those on the couch with the Malachites were of a much more perceptive sword, and each had their eyes on the two Huntresses – all handsome dressed in tight black t-shirts and jeans, all sitting up alert in their chairs; they looked as though they were ready to pounce…or perhaps ready for Lauren to pounce. Her eyes danced along the eye candy sitting beside the twin in the red dress, watching her stonily with one fist clenched, and she groaned softly to herself.
“Talk about a midlife crisis, bruh…” The words woke up her girl behind her.
“Lauren?” Amy asked, trying to turn her head as much as would be allowed. They had both been bound in one of two chairs, tied together at the backs with so many links of chain that the fence companies in Vale would probably be declaring bankruptcy protection within the year.
“Next time it’s your turn to have a plan, we’re going to skip you and go back to the slacker. Fair warning.”“Baaabe,” Lauren protested.
“Tons of people walk through the front door of a nightclub. We’ve done it a thousand times.”“Yeah…when we were twenty-five, not forty-five.” Amy smirked and rested her head against the back of Lauren’s, watching the people as Negasi herself had done a few minutes ago. She smirked to herself.
“Babe.”Lauren grinned, too.
The Malachites looked to each other – no doubt wondering why exactly their captives seemed so flirty during their moment of captivity – and one nodded to the other, as if acknowledging that she got to move in on their quarry first. Twins were the worst; they made for body doubles, revenge fodder, a backup leader for a criminal organization…you couldn’t do worse than having to arrest twins. When the acknowledged Malachite – the one with the ice blue makeup – stood up, the dark young man that Lauren had her eyes on stood too, walking over to the DJ and asking him quietly for something. Enhancing her senses would have driven Amaranth insane in the club, but she managed to catch a hint of “—sure that’s the best idea right now?”
“Trust me,” the young enforcer said, slipping a 100-lien note into the sound tech’s hand.
“Tonight’s a night to be drunk. Now get outt—“The rest of the sentence was cut off by the makeup-caked Malachite, whose accent made both women want to flinch. If all twins were a pain in the ass, then twins with Vacuan accents even more barbarous than Lauren’s made for the archetypical case.
“Uhhh, like—“ Amy rolled her eyes
“— who are you ladies? What are you doing herrrre?”“Melanieeeeee.” It was Lauren’s turn to roll her eyes and stifle another groan.
“I think they’re Huntressesssss.”How did the security people not shoot themselves dealing with this?
“Is that true?” Melanieeeee asked, turning back to the two members of Bastille.
“Are you ladies Huntresses?”Quiet reigned for a second before Amy sighed, cleared her throat, and muttered…
“Chatsworth.”Lauren’s eyes widened for a second before she started to howl with laughter at the use of the couple's safe word. The twins were sharing clearly baffled glances with each other and turned back to the laughing Negasi, as if weighing their options. Then Melanie drew her fist back and slammed it hard into the side of Lauren’s head, so hard it made even the veteran Huntress’ neck jerk. Amy’s laugh died in her throat, replaced by a low, angry squawk, but Lauren still chuckled weakly and ran her tongue along the side of her mouth.
“Chats…worth,” she echoed, sucking on the inside of a cheek that would surely bruise before morning. Melanie went to swing again, but this time her fist landed with such a soft
thud that Lauren wondered if her boob had been punched by mistake. When she rolled her head to the side, she saw that the young security guard from earlier had positioned himself quietly between Melanie and the two Huntresses. Amy’s eye was drawn to him too, and try as she might she couldn’t suppress a little smile. Miltia must have noticed.
“Melanieeeee…”The soft, playful voice of the security guard drowned out Malachite’s twin sister, and he made a gesture with what Lauren thought was some sort of weapon – when she blinked and regained focus in her eyesight, Negasi saw that it was actually a heavy bottle of champagne, complete with sparkler, and that the young man was holding one just like it. Melanie’s fist was still buried in his pectoral.
“Ow,” the guard had drawled, looking down.
“And here I was going to offer you the first sip. Like a gentleman.”“Meeeeeeelaniiiiiiiiiiie…”Lauren’s fists clenched at her sides.
“Well, like…could you go and be a gentleman on the couch, Slate? We’re, like, really in the middle of something killerrrr.”“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeelannnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee…”“What!?” the makeup-caked twin finally snapped at her twin sister, twirling around on one thigh-high boot and stomping it impatiently.
“What what WHAT!, Miltia!?”“Whyyy are they smiling at our security guard?” the red-clad Malachite asked, pointing at Lauren.
“And why does he, like, look like the girl you just clobbered?”Everyone’s eyes drifted to the muscular man that Melanie had called Slate, then to Lauren, then back to Slate again. Recognition dawned in set of eyes after set of eyes. Melanie’s fist bounced slightly on Slate Negasi’s chest as he gave a shrug of his broad shoulders.
“Vale Police. Nobody move a muscle.” Slate Negasi looked around the VIP lounge before him and added,
“Oh. And the champagne’s here.”Melanie Malachite moved a muscle. Just the one, though.
In the time it took for her arm to even hint that it meant to draw back for another jab, the bottle of champagne in Slate’s hand had taken on a blue glow that was deep as it was eerie. The younger Negasi put his knee into Melanie’s diaphragm and pushed her back, winded, a few steps – long enough to raise both bottles of champagne, sparklers facing away from him, and channel a mild glow from his wrist tattoos directly into the eyes of both twins. Miltia fell with a little shriek, unconscious, but Melanie remained reeling on her feet. Slate turned to her and brought the bottle down like a mallet onto her jawbone, so hard that even Lauren thought that his Semblance-augmented bottle had taken on a leak.
“Don’t hit my mother,” the BASL member could have sworn she’d heard, along with the
pffft of someone spitting, but by then the guards had moved to box her son in and it was hard to tell one sound from another. She began shouting encouragement –
“KEEP YOUR GUARD UP! DON’T BE AFRAID TO TAKE A HIT! REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT HUGGY WEATHER!” – but it was clear that, once again, Lauren’s son didn’t truly need her at all. Slate moved like death dressed in knucklehead chic – hitting another guard in the gut, same as Melanie, and then bringing one bottle down on his head. The glow from around them disappeared as he brought the same bottle rearing backwards into the chest of the enforcer to his right; it shattered, spilling champagne everywhere as the man dropped onto a chestful of broken glass, and in the time it took Lauren to lift her feet from the mess her son had plunged the jagged neck of the bottle into the soft neck of a gun-toting DJ.
“You two…are idiots.” Slate dropped the bottle, and the body with it, and strode over to the DJ’s booth with the grace of a very worn out panther to turn the volume in the booth up to maximum. With any luck, any resulting noise from the reunion would be…somewhat muffled, and Lauren Negasi could be successfully counteracted in time to get everyone out. Satisfied with the momentary reprieve, Slate turend and moved to the chairs, fiddling with the chains, snapping links where necessary and unwrapping them where not. Slate’s captive mother beamed.
“Hey, kiddo.”“Hi, Slate.” Amy smirked.
“Dig the hair.”“Ooh! Ooh! Did he change his hair!? Lemme see!” Lauren wriggled as she found her dexterity returning to her and twisted her upper body to look at her son’s hair – a well-kept undercut, as professional as such haircuts got, with a distinctly bloody hue to the top of the ‘do. She let out a squeak.
“It’s just like Amy’s!” she said unnecessarily, pushing chains off her with a rattle and bounding over to give her son a hug. Amy, for her part, gave him a clap on the shoulder with each hand and squeezed briefly – Desire had never been one for group hugs – and picked up a bike chain to begin binding Miltia Malachite’s hands.
“So what are you doing here? This is a bit of a step down from stopping terrorists in Vacuo, or rooting out contaminated wine in Mistral, or…”“Mom,” Slate interrupted,
"I get that you’re happy to see me, and you…aren’t…totally unwelcome this time. But neither of you brought weapons, we’re still on the other side of the club from the exit, and we’re wrapping the biggest information brokers in Vale in bike chains. We can talk later.”“You’re so seriooooous. We’ve been through worse than this. Did I ever tell you about the car wash mission, Slate?" Lauren asked, casually placing a foot on Melanie's back and pressing down on it while she pulled on the bike chain. The information broker moaned softly in pain, but otherwise did not stir.
"I don't need to hear about a car wash mission.""Desire, was it you I brought on the car wash mission?""No. You wanted Ben to go."“Yeah, but Ben didn’t go. He plead illness.”“Probably scared of how slutty you looked in your ‘masterful disguise.’”“Uhhhh, I got the job done and got out before anyone even knew that I wasn’t a real model. And dancers are sluttier than car wash girls.”Slate groaned.
“Everyone knew you weren’t a real model because you were straddling the rear view mirror like it was a Clydesdale.” Amy smirked and rolled her eyes.
“Your technique still needed a little work back then. Besides, everyone knows that car wash girls are even sluttier than dancers."Lauren's nostrils flared.
"That is so not true. Car wash girls perform the same admirable job for all makes and models, to rich and to poor, and they do so without complaint no matter how little they're given to work with! Plus we have to spin signs!""Aside from spinning signs," Amaranth smirked,
"every word of that could have been a metaphor for stripping. And now you're making me wonder why nobody's ever thought to spin signs at a topless bar."This is going to be the last conversation I hear before I die.“Mom. Other mom.” Slate broke off the back of one of the two chairs and then broke it in half again, snapping off pieces of wood until the pieces of wood resembled a makeshift, poverty version of Artorius and Lawnslot. Lauren grinned at the sight of them, even as her son snarled with barely disguised frustration,
“Shut up. We’ll talk once we’re sure we’ll survive charging out of this club.”“Alright! Over breakfast!”…
“I don’t eat breakfast.”…
…
“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, baby.”“Mom—““—Lauren—““If he’s not eating, his muscles are going to—““—Mom—”“Going to—““Oh, god damn it.”“Reeeeeeeeeee!”“She’s attracting guards, Slate.”“I know she’s attracting guards.”Slate’s tattoos glowed, and he snarled again.
The shit this family gets up to.