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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Dallas Relo


Location: Olympus Academy, Gymnasium
Interacting With: Delilah Wells @karamonnom, the slow, creeping march towards achieving his delusions of grandeur


25.

25 was a good number for anyone to hit on pull ups, especially after double that number of chin-ups and a mile around the gym to start the morning. 25 was a good number for what was supposed to be an easy day. But then Jonas Highwind had butted into the day with that dumb fucking grin audibly stretching over the phone.

Even while he held the phone with his shoulder and cheek, Dallas had heard him. Dallas could see him now, the imagine crystalline in his head despite the burn in his arms and bare back. He could feel himself starting to sweat into the black t-shirt he'd tied around his head to keep his hair from his eyes. Those very eyes could see Jonas' chiseled features in the wall.

Laughing at him.

Proud of his puns.

Taking Snapchats.

Eating bacon, "THAT MOTHERFUCKEEEEER REEEEEEE!"

26.

"I'LL SHOW YOU TO MAKE FUN OF MY WORKOUT!"

27.

"I'LL SHOW YOU TO DISS MY WAIFU!"

28.

"I'LL SHOW YOU TO SAY TARA'S MANLIER THAN ME!"

29.

"FUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU HIIIIIIIIIGHWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!"

30.


With a gasp at the feeling of the familiar, satisfying burn spreading throughout his upper body with aching tendrils, Dallas dropped onto his feet nimbly and rubbed his hands together. There was a grape Gatorade left open and half-finished on the bench; the Son of the Sun sat down and took a long drink, feeling the cool feeling of the sports drink run down his throat with a soft sigh of pleasure, when he looked up, saw Delilah's face, and realized that he hadn't been alone for his last five pull ups.

What does Dallas Relo do in awkward situations?

He grins wider.

Dallas stuck to that mantra and set the Gatorade down beside him again.

"Hey, kid. Highwind decided to make today his...cheat day. Looks like it's just you and me. What kind of exercise do you normally do?"
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Aaaaand on behalf of @Krayzikk while he roams the Highway to Hell


gratia loves pain in all its genders
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Theeeeeeen without further ado

I was here first >.<


not exactly true strictly speaking (^:
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
i don't see how it clusters things any more than continuing to use characters like stella and skye as npcs in posts while continuing to accept new PCs to take their slots
In CLOSED 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
i'm down for that
Lauren Negasi


From behind the hawk Faunus, a familiar giggle was nonetheless more muted than usual.

"Oh, sure," came the adjoining whisper, "not like I run off positive energy or anything. If my ass gets kicked, yours is so to blame. Hey Cap, how about you? Wanna try a little tenderness wit' me?"

All the while, she kept one finger on the camera mounted to the right lens of her BaSTEELs. If Amy's night vision failed them in any way, worst case scenario, Lauren could flick on the flash momentarily and aim it at the ground. See if anything sketchy was scuttling towards 'em.

Some help the valley girl was.

Well, that wasn't fair. Not Priscilla's fault that someone chose to get the Grimm wet and throw them a banquet after midnight.

Just sucked that now they had to kick that much more ass.
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