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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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"A charmed existence," came the lilting greeting from over Sasha C. McKenzie's shoulder, "is church shorthand to be used when discussing lives such as yours. The more fortunate among us in the clergy live them, too. Lives removed of all fears and all desires, save the desire to grow closer to God. Once it was different, so I hear, but in this day and age much of my Church's advice is dedicated to charming the existences of others. Yours, however, consists entirely of others bringing you caffeine and getting to slave away on the day-to-day minutiae of your mech. Once again, Sasha McKenzie, I fear I must admit that the Lord is powerless to help you."

A hot paper cup, complete with a cardboard warmer to deter burning, was pushed into the feisty engineer's hand.

"Latte, extra sugar." A lush smile grew on the face of Father Joan Heidenreich as she found a large box of parts to recline on cross-legged, hands underneath her as she balanced her own coffee on her right knee. "Straight from the chapel's espresso machine. Fear not. It comes pre-blessed."

Her gaze drifted over to her own HFV, the Lion of Judah, and then back to the giddy technician. Two enormous emerald eyes commenced to rolling. Though it was her job as OSDT Jannah's chaplain to provide spiritual comfort and perform religious ceremonies without bias, she nonetheless spent the majority of her time as counsel for the Paper Tiger crew, having volunteered as a member herself after the original pilot left X Corp on maternity leave. The extra time with the trio of madmen, time mostly spent as an outsider both ideologically and chronologically, had allowed her a unique view of the...idiosyncrasies of each member. And though many on the crew would no doubt share a different opinion, Sasha C. McKenzie, more pixie of legend than human girl, was no doubt the biggest handful to deal with.

"You forgot to rinse your hands again."

Emerald eyes rolled again in a show of good nature.

"There is grease in your ponytail."

B E E E E E E E E E E E E E N
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"Are you hungry, too?"

She knew this man's alien tongue well. Her mothers had used it to vex her occasionally as a child, whenever she'd watched anything too hard-boiled before bedtime and asked about the cool adventures they had taken on as gumshoes. The replies were all in this unintelligible quicksilver dialect that made Kimiko's eyebrow twitch funny.

"If you want our help..."

For whatever reason. They had just been walking to McDonald's.

"...I hope you like McDonald's."

They would reach their destination.
luke and cian a cute
I'M IN TEARS

BLESS YOU @NARAYANK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR BEING ON MY TEAM
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Well yeah, my handlers have been on my case for being overly bourgeois these days.




i don't think your handlers have anything to worry about
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He already has two.


>not wanting a cool big sis with a checkered past

your taste has been raising some red flags lately buddy
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