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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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>Midnight Squad

what were they even gonna do
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I know! I was just saying that if she happens to die or something i wouldnt mind making a new character

o-o;


how many times have i told you not to do this shit boy

your ass is grass when krayzikk gets home young man
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Luke is a man's name

and he's a man


>based off of koyomi
>Koyomi
>a girl's name

The pottery will never let us go free
Lauren it is
Who would each team's Gundam Fighter be
I really like the look of this. What's the status of magic and the like in this game? Are undead the main scourge, or does the Order tend to cover all types of supernatural shit?
...

Kimiko looked to Daisuke and the Californian girl inquisitively, as if she too were quizzing them on how she had stopped the robot menace. Finally her gaze angled back to Sasori and she shrugged with one shoulder. A cinnamon stick broke in half and squished into DRU's head multiple times, looking for a container of cream to dip it in. It found it on the fourth try, and the dreamy saviour of the city (in her eyes anyway) wiped off the cinnamon atop her pizza robot's head with a finger.

"I bopped it," she said simply, sucking the appendage clean of flavor with a fuller shrug. "In the schnozz. One handed. Like so."

She mimicked a punch in mid air. Just the way Daisuke-kun taught her.


With all the blood that had been shed without provocation in the name of the Lord...Joan had to believe that she would be forgiven if she fought to defend Him.

Her teammates on Paper Tiger, the bridge crew, even her family back home...those dearest to Joan Heidenreich knew her as a gentle woman, tender-hearted, empathetic to the point of exhaustion and prone to wincing at the slightest displays of agitation. She was a woman of God, and had not nursed a single regret since the day she first went through her parents' windshield.

All she had ever done was try to prove that there could be good in the world - good without cause, good without reward, good without compromise.

OSDT did good work for humanity. Thankless work. Without the promise of reward or adoration, they meandered through space, ready to field underclassed death traps against the forces that sought to do God's children ill.

And they...they had been attacked. Unduly. By these wretches. By this...this...unholy legion, these ten tons of wicked Antediluvian shit in five ton bags of flesh and steel.

They were attacking Rising Star.

Souls burned in Hell for less.

"Affirmative, Rising Star." The voice was crisp and carried easily over the Paper Tiger private network, with the same uncanny echo that often trailed a powerful sermon. "Sword Shroud, please move to intercept and extract Yukine. Providing railgun cover to get these primordial...brigands," the word was used as coarsely as possible, "away from G-Valkyrie. G-Valk, I am leaving the Bradley in your hands. Return it safely. The spoils of Jerusalem should never be tarnished when presented to a queen."

G-Valkyrie was currently engaged with at least five pursuers, including the Bradley; though the pilot inside the transformable acquitted herself well, Joan knew the situation was tense. The lion did not become God's chosen predator through dumb strength; she waited until the moment it seemed her cubs could fare no longer before striking hard. Decisively. Bravely.

"But when you had had eaten and were satisfied, you became proud and forgot me. So now I will attack you like a lion," she spat into her comms, Judah turning to align both fearsome railguns at the cluster of pirate HFVs behind Rising Star. "Like a leopard that lurks along the road. Like a bear whose cubs have been taken away. I will tear out your heart. I will devour you like a wild lioness..."

Rising Star performed a banking maneuver that would have dazzled at any propaganda-laden air show or sales demonstration, safely steering her out of any possible blowback from the twin railguns But the Bradley and the Rooks were still clustered together, banking to continue the chase.

"...and mangle you like a wild animal."

She struck hard and true, without hesitation, firing both railguns into the tight-knit cluster of pirates.

"You have ten seconds to repent," she declared haughtily, though none outside of the Paper Tiger comms could hear this declaration. "Ten brief seconds to throw down your arms, chart a return to your rock, and thank God for His mercy. But you would never choose to seize them...so I do not choose to honor them."

She fired again.
@harinezumikouken

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Gratia is making him a wacky eyeball. He should be grateful. It's not like she made it because she likes him or anything. So he couuld totes grab her new headphones.


Stop. You know better than this.
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TURNA THAT BITCH'S BRAINSA INTO A CHUNKY MARINARA

JUSTA LIKE A-MAMA USED TO MAKEA


"Actually, Fiordilatte's retarded bastard ass is the one that made the chunky marinara. Right out of his mom's fucking uterus."

@Crimmy how'd I do
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