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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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Inside the cockpit of the quirky experimental GM, one particularly bold Newtype coquette had removed his helmet and pushed back his long mop of obsidian hair, revealing the two stripes of electric blue he had dyed underneath his bangs. Dallas Grenier breathed one long exhale into the crook of his elbow before cracking open the sanctuary that was his cockpit and making his way down. Another Federation pilot had lined up right alongside him, and was standing in front of the Metal Spider.

She had a bun in her hair. And buns in...

Ah, mon Dieu.

Quelle jolie derrière.


Dallas sidled up alongside the stoic special ops pilot as though he'd known her all his life, and casually rested his elbow on one of her no-doubt-in-need-of-unknotting shoulders. He was smiling in the direction of the Zeonic mobile suits cheerfully.

"I've been distracted," the solicitous French whore said cheerfully. "But I'm sure I could spare a look or two as soon as I've been properly ensured of the honor of those assembled! I mean, not that I'm not comfortable with a ceasefire. It's just that I'm not accustomed to hearing them called ten seconds after ferocious Sieg Zeons, eh? It gives me whiplash. My poor neck..."


His teeth were gnawing on the back of his lip fervently to keep from groaning.

Jericho had already slipped up twice, as much a victim to petty nuisances like pain and anger as any ten-year old punk at Bastion. Granted, most ten-year olds at Bastion hadn't fallen victim to being stalked and viciously gut stabbed from behind (that course, they saved for fourteen-year olds) but Jericho had been trained to expect this sort of thing. And it still hurt.

He would need further conditioning.

He had gotten the assassin that did it, at least.

Faunus, long ears late teens/early twenties, waitress disguise, utilized a hopping-centric fighting style. Rabbit?

Potentially traveling with Duck Faunus partner?


Not that it mattered much. He had failed. There were still at least two days left in this assignment, and here he was - dying alone, slumped against a bed, using a food-stained coat and a possessed left hand to try and staunch the blood flow from his wounds. His Scroll's screen was cracked, maybe useless. There wouldn't be point in calling for backup this far away from Atlas anyway. To say goodbye, though...

Rich. Speer. Bright. Captain.

Babs...


The boy groaned softly.

Couldn't hurt now.

His gloved hand began to move away from his wounds, a fresh trickle of blood leaking out at the loss of pressure. His fingers stretched out for his Scroll--

KICK AT THE DOOR.

--and then flew back to the chest harness over his t-shirt, reaching for one of the two enormous pistols holstered over his pectorals.

Ah, well. She would have talked my ear off anyway.

Jericho Piper smiled faintly.

Whatever happened, he was a Gold Stripe of Atlas. He had given his life up a long time ago. He didn't mind.

Unless he failed to cost his assailants more than one life.

Dying having only gotten even was so...

So...

His gloved hand clenched.

k̶͆̂́i͋̒̉̊ͨ́͝l̇͌̾҉ļ͒ͥ͗̔ͬ̍̄̊̾ ͒ͩ͏̷y̨ͬ͂̀̐ͮ̑̽̅͘o̧͊̆̇͟ů̑̍̾͠ ͩͨͤ̒͡a̍͆ͯ̏̍l̛̇ͤ͂͏l̨ͥ̉ͯ͊̍͏.͛ͫ͝

"Je t'a--"

Within the next fourteen seconds, Jericho Piper's world - and the rest of his life - had flipped upside down, spun 1080 degrees, shot him in the gut, smacked him in the face, and then kissed him emphatically. With tongue.

First emerged a slight, lean boy from the ruin of the door. He had keen eyes, and swept the entire room as if looking for one particular person - and that person clearly hadn't been Jericho, judging by the look of surprise and concern(?) that fell over his face the second he saw the young special agent slumped against the bed. Jericho's ungloved hand clutched his pistol. It was all he could do not to scream in pain, between the lurch in his gut at the movement and the burning in his arm at the half-finished incantation.

Judgͭ̇͛̿̅̐̚m̐̄̂ͩͣeͪ̂̎ͬͨṅ̎͒̑tͩ̂ ̌ͦfͬ̏ͩ̚elt̑̓͂ͫ ͧlͪ̿̓̂̈̓i̾̾k̓̽ͣͣͦ̓͊e ̾ͮ̒͗it ̾̾̆w̑̂ͤ͒̾̑a͛̐͗̂̅̏͂s̏̽̄͋ͨ̈́ͬ ͪ͆̈̃ͨon͐ ͦͤfͥiͣ̀̄ͩ͋re͒͒͑ͨͬ̽.͒̎̄ T̜̟͉̠͍̬̺͐̏ͅĥ͉̗̞̃̃̄e̥̦̠͍̱͙̐ͯͮ̽̔ͫ͛̒r̤͉̓͆ͬẽ̫̻͕͐͑ͣ͆̾̔ ̻̬̞͍̤̫̜́w͉̪̼̹̠̿̽̄ͯ̔̉ͪa̦͚͚͔ͣ́ͫͨͪ̌͌s̟̞̰̦̥̬͋͂ ̘͔̠̃ͫ̋̈ͧ͑ͬg̠̥̣̰͚̬̅̿ͥ̔̅r͉̜̺̘̞̭̓̏o̱̝͔͍̪̱̲͆ͥ̈͐ͬ̾w̥̗̃͑͋ͩ̄l̠̲̠̥̍̿͊ͫ̄̑̋̇i̞͖̘̘͖̳̰͊̀̎̏n͕̈͊ͧ̅ͯg͚͖̪̤͔̯͔ͪ̌̔ͥͣ̀̋ ̼ͤ̍ͯ̒ͪͨͭ̅͑i͖̞͖̪̖̗̩̭͉͌̃͊ͤ̎n͖͕ͤ̍͊ ̰͎̮̹ͭ̇̏ͥ̇̊h͎͚̞̭͎̪͋͛ͪ͌i̥̰̭̽̄s̲̟̤̣̲̲̞ͨͦͮ ͈̹̝͚̞̞̯͌̒ͧ̋̚h͇̬̩̐̽̌́͊e̟̦̝͓̤̗͕̔̋̆̒̀̒̚ȧ̞̼̲̼̋͑͌d͙̰̲̗̍͗͛ͩ̌͒̎ͬ.̦̮̹͖ͪ̍ͯ̋ͤ͌
̬̭͍̝͚͍̩̮̓̆͒̔
͖̼̫̼̞͕͕̆̎̋ͬ̋͊̊̇T̝̣̤̱̱̥̽̆̑̋ͨ͗̈́h̩͙͚͈͇̿̈́̓ͥ̆͂e͈͙̠͈̗͋̾ͥ̀ͨ̃̅ͫ͋ ̱͚̞͎͙̞ͭͨ͌d̻̙̰̜̦̩̟͍ͩ͒ͦ̍̆͊ͫḙ̳̫̞̰͖̘͉̒̋̒͗̂v̮̝̥ͩͣ̑̾̍ͅi̮̤͉̺̞͐̉̏̈̈́ͫl̟̭͉̆'̠̗̰̣͍͕ͣ̿ͮ̈́̇͊̑̂͌ͅs̼̻̹̻͓̦͂ͧͯ ̩̦́̐͋̍ͭb͈͈͖̬̪̽́̉̆ḻ̣̖͕̰̜̬͐̎̾͗͊͂̾̇̓ȍ̻̬̪͓͛o̤̙̰̟̘̥͖̾̊̽̚d͖̼͚͉̪̮̞̱̄ͨ̾ͤ̽͑̐s̩͕̲͇̼͚̜̒̂̋̀̊̒̅̎ͅh̝̤ͦ̒̐̀͗̓ͮ̽͊ô̜͚̲̦̯̰͎͌ͭt̠̚ ͇̼͙̺̔ḙ̠̯̯̰̼ͩ͛ͦ̎̎̋͂͆̐y͖̟̜̤̪̝̬͎̾̿̈́ͬ̋͛ͧ̒̚e̠̺ͤ̉̿s̯̭͍͖͙̥͍̭̆̈́ͤ͒̐ ̜̤̯̱̗̫̾m̻̺͑̀e̼̲̠͇͂̔̾͌̄̚t̞̺̫́ͪ̐̏̊̂ͅ ͖̩̌̂̍̐ͪt̪̼̮̥̗̰̹̏̾̓ͭͣ̑ͤͧh̗̖͔̣̟̮̭̳͆̇̓ͦ̍o̮̪͎̭͕̰̲͕̅̅͒̈́ͧs͕̩͕̫̎ͪ̀̂ē̮͓̭̬̙͍̘̫ͫ ͚̙͆̉̍̆͐ͦ̒ͤȏ̲̺̞̫͋͐͊ͭ̐f̥̩͉͍̰͔̽̍ͤ̾ͅ ̪̮̜̱̝̰͓̞ͤͫ̋̾͐̾̔ͅt̖̼̙͔͔̺͍̳̥͌̏̄̋ͬ̍̊͆h͓͕̬͈̯̍͛̆̈ͤ̒̂͒ͩͅé̺͔̰̹͔̝̤̺̲͗̍̎ ̘̗̜͙̪ͫ̆ͬͣ̋̇ͅh̰̺̰̝̤̱͗ͩē̙̳̦̲͍̥͈̱d̬̱̞͕̤͛ͩ͐̆ͤg̭̲ͤ̀ͥ̉ͩ͒͑ͮe̫̦̽̆h̠̬̠͈̩̀̆̓ͣͧͭͬ͛ȍ̩̿͑g͎̫͎̮̠͚ͮ̓ͅ ̪̪̯̳̠̠̱͈̱͆̽̏ͨ̊͑͛̊ͦF̫͉͋ͮͤ̃̄̂ͬa̗̠̺̙̭̞̮̘̝ͩͫ̋͋͋ͣ͊ú̬̹̲͓̙̿͐̒n͉̣̮͑̔u̜͓̱̤̮͖͙ͣ̓̄̀ͪ̂͑̚ͅs̟̼͈̬̰̲̞͗ͦ̿̋ͬ͑̀.̙̥͙͈̳͈͌͑̓̇


Something in the air sparked, and Jer blinked.

He still wanted to scream. And the boy with the goofy hair wouldn't just move.

"Gotta go faster," he growled contemptuously at the apparently-hapless killer.

Then his haplessness made sense: Bianca Nuit was right on his heels.

Jer let out another quiet, helpless groan. That's what this was, then. They were trying to keep him from dying in peace.

"What's going on here?"

"Get away--"

"Who the fuck's this?"

His eyes found her.

Tall. Attractive. Dead eyes. Sweeping the room like the boy had, but with casual disinterest...no...disdain?

She seems as disgusted with these people as I do.

Had he found a kindred spirit?

"No one."

Jericho inched his way up, only to be rewarded for his return to proper posture with a lance of pain in his side and Bianca patting the bed. Clearly, she wanted him to get up there so she could butcher him. Bianca Nuit did not look like someone who had ever so much as removed an organ in Operation without a siren. Jer wasn't about to trust her with his own torso.

As if communicating his thoughts, one incandescent streak of scarlet hair reared back from Bianca distrustfully.

"Leave," the spy said bluntly.
oh no

oh no

all those sexual favors are coming back to haunt me
fucking a thats enough of the internet

wrap it up humans
Normally I'm not too strict on what I consider to be "good storytelling," but it would've been better if they had at least referenced the important things at the start before building upon them. Most people have problems with the new story elements because it came from a left wing nobody saw coming. o-o;

Like... imagine if I said that Sangue had special eyes and she could burn everything around her when she becomes frightened, even though it's literally nowhere on her CS. It's as surprising to take in as that. xD


look, sangue...

look with your special eyes!

Oh my god. I may or may not have the time to join this, but this idea is fucking inspired.


For anyone who had grown up with the horrifyingly-pastel CGI recreation of Alice in Wonderland, or perhaps the lovably murderous shark from Finding Nemo, Lauren Negasi's luminescent grin would be instantly recognizable. The look on her face grew positively gleeful as the last remaining member of Bastille agreed to tag along to the armory.

"Fuuuuck yeaaaaah, team bonding!" she crowed, balling her hands into fists and pumping them downwards. "I'm not gonna be satisfied until we're all combined at the cellular level! Complete with fusion dances and funky earrings, nig-gaaaaa!"

...

She gassed herself out quickly as something struck her.

"But we should leave a note for Sangue, in case, like," Lauren thought aloud, "she comes back or something. And then she can come hang with us and--"

A deeper, more sinister thought crept into mind as the meaning of a team trip to the Armory - specifically, one fronted by their team leader, made itself clear to the lion-hearted car thief.

"Deeeesiiiiireeee," Lauren stretched out, famously ramrod pasture slacking as she began to pout, "tell Cap we don't wanna work on a Saturday!"



I could still dive overboard.

Of course, he couldn't - a mission depended on Jericho, and Jericho alone, to stand his ground and keep an eagle eye out for any signs of trouble for the weekend...until this lazy Atlesian ambassador he was guarding had gotten tired of endless massages...a complimentary minibar...DJ KHALED'S KEYS FOR SUCCESS night every Thursday...

...

If he's not off the boat by Sunday, both of us are going overboard.

Man, I sound like such a Berserk fan right now.


The low rings of a Scroll notification began to drone in his years, forcefully pausing the Lightnin' Hopkins standard he'd been playing to mellow out after his tense encounter with that girl at the piano. A well of displeasure bubbled up inside his chest at the stop to his music, and the Atlesian student let out an unbidden hiss like a cat being thrown into a tub. The displeasure must have shown on his face when he chose to answer the call with video, because Sleipnir's head chef - his "boss" - visibly blinked in confusion at his gaze. Quickly, Jericho tried to reassert his normal composure.

"Easy, tiger," the chef said, "you asked me to let you know on the chateaubriand for room 1001. It's done. Did you want the blackberry sauce?"

Riiight, the blackberry sauce. The blackberry sauce for Bianca, the blackberry sauce chosen especially to kill Bianca, Bianca's blackberry sauce, that...

"Blackberry sauce?"

It would mean one less headache for him either way, but if he were just being paranoid...if she was just some girl...

...

You're a knight, dickhead.

"No, man. Read the menu. Chateaubriand with Hollandaise, white wine with blackberries. I want Hollandaise."

This was going to suck.

JEEEEEER! No guy that's ever tried to poison me has backed out of it at the last second before! You must think we're soulmates too! Je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime~!

His gloved hand twitched on the railing.

"I'll be by to deliver it in a minute," Jericho said, stomaching his irritation. "I'm only on the pool deck getting some air."

A few seconds later (after he had finished the foot-tapping version of "Baby Please Don't Go" that had been so rudely interrupted by his vidcall) Jericho Piper left the railing he'd perched on at the pool deck. His route took him back to the kitchen, stationed behind the lounge where he'd first met Bianca an hour previously, and then, from the lounge, up to the deck of expensive penthouses that had originally been meant for his mission backup.

Bianca and her fellow pair of peeping Faunus were on the forefront of his mind long enough for him to miss that he'd picked up a tail.

...

A loud clatter, like a china cabinet being flipped over, rang out in the vacant Room 1003 minutes later, loud enough to ring out throughout the penthouse deck. The muffled thuds that succeeded the crash were quieter.

The low groan of pain was even quieter than that.

And the growling noise, similarly pained, from inside the suite would be imperceptible to anyone who wasn't right in the room with it.

...

Something splashed outside Bianca's balcony.
No.
That sounds like semantics to me, considering this is a game with a pretty wide-open plot and a lot of player-run missions that takes a lot of the load of what a co-GM would normally do. All that leaves is the power to stop disputes. If you have those powers to stop shit in the OOC, you're a co-GM. If not, you're a regular player the same as anyone.

Plus, I think Snow was just being a dipshit.

I don't really have a whole lot to say on the other two lads. They should know by now what I think of 'em and my opinion on who would be a better GM isn't really relevant.
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