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2 days ago
Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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14 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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26 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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27 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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29 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Neil felt like he was running through the corridors of a submersible and the groaning was its hull that was near to bursting. He didn't know if he was as fit as Sayeeda, but he had long legs and an energy most would envy. Making his way out of the strange temple they had found Drake in, Neil sped down hallways, his mind surprisingly effective when it came to memory and logistical thinking, realizing (mostly) just where they had come from even after all of those turns. It was one of the benefits of being able to pilot near anything.

Most turns he wouldn't even skid to a stop, merely leaping and kicking off the wall to turn. His hands fully secured around the core as the groaning grew louder and louder. Unfortunately, the clock was against him. The AI had said the core needed to be returned 20 minutes ago 18 minutes ago, and Neil still had a few hallways to go, not to mention he had no idea how to put the fucking thing back. "You find a good ship, you get a hot Captain, might start a small business of high space piracy, and then what happens?" Neil asked himself facetiously under his breath, wondering just how he ended up trying to save a planet after being on Savran less than a day.

He didn't even slow down when he made it into the Xenos mausoleum, instead leaping off the third story and surfing down the curve of the wall. "Your prisoner unleashed the Harbinger of Doom." the AI voice replied to his query. Neil hopped off the wall at the bottom and then paused for a second to glanced upward. "I was just bullshitting. Now what do I do?"

The room began to glow red, and more than even before it began to shake. The very foundations of the ground bucked and groaned like a lover. "Answer me!" Neil cried, but the AI instead began to repeat. "Warning. Harbinger is being unleashed. Warning. Harbinger is being unleashed. Warning. Harbinger-"

"SHIIIIIIIIIIII-" The pilot leaped and tossed the core into the central light, hoping to all that was holy that it worked. The core sailed through the air, hitting the light as if it had penetrated a surface of water. It flew far into it, before bouncing back to slowly bob a bit in the center, the mark on Neil's hand now glowing on the core. The light regained its natural color, and the groaning halted.

"Goddamn." Neil said to no one. "I need a vacation."


It was ten minutes later Sayeeda's transport found Neil, only the landscape was much changed from their last visit of the place. The pilot was at the top of a tree, sitting on one of the outer lying branches and waving for them to see him. The horizon behind him was no longer the mountain of the valley, however. The trees, rock, and soil had been replaced with the top of a monstrous, metallic visage, eyes made of intertwining steel, and the horizon itself had been replaced with an arm that had lifted out of the planet's surface to find purchase on the the above ground. The hand of the beast could now provide cover for a city thrice the size of Hatcher's settlement.

Once the transport hovered next to him, Neil grabbed on and wiped his brow, his red shirt now matted with sweat. "Thanks babe." he said to Sayeeda. He gave her a grin, the events that just transpired were a bit too out of their realm of reality for him to remember rank just there. All they had to do now was evade the Terran blockade. Not too hard, right?
@Penny
Sorry Ava *cough* I mean, Ed ;)
Hmmmm let's see...

According to my calculations

there is going to be 5 ladies and only 2-3 male characters (bar NPCs)

Oh God!
Anyone think a Pirate Discord channel is a good idea?
It looked like the advance of the Arbites and the Astartes was short lived, and it soon turned into a running retreat when the Soritas claimed that an Emperor-bleeding Earth-Shaker cannon was aiming at their position. He didn't outwardly panic, or even inwardly panic. But Herold knew when to back the fuck up and find cover, so he did.

He slipped the shield onto his back and turned to run, Orkish bullets scraping the rockrete and one or two even ricocheted off his shield. Orks weren't the best of shooters however, as most know. Once Adrianne dealt with the big one, a lot of the fight went out of the others as well. It probably kept him from getting a bullet in the legs.

Herold weathered the intense barrage, almost in awe at the power the Imperium and the Emperor could wrought upon its enemies. He'd seen many engines of war, but he supposed he didn't expect the sheer white of the first explosion, and the silence that followed once the barrage was over with.

He said nothing, bolstered by the display of the shredded ground before them. "Good to go." He assured them, his shock maul vibrating to life once more.
Yeah after looking at that article it does seem like the Government would only be looking at public record anyway.
I guess I should be happy the minority side of my family is still native to the land :P
I'm looking to start by the end of this weekend, if not on Monday!
I'll have to up my writing game for the benefit of my new audience!

Penny: I can't believe I have to sit here and watch my facebook feed implode from this insanity! Your crazy!
NSA: You're*
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